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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
The correct answer is Louise Brooks or Theda Bara

http://www.vidiocy.com/youmustrememberthispodcastblog/ymrt-17-theda-bara-hollywoods-first-sex-symbol









Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Oct 5, 2015

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Louise Brooks had an awesome smile when she wasn't being so 'Louise Brooksy'.



:allears:

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe














KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
Ingrid Bergman and Lauren Bacall, yes. But the rest of you guys really need perspective. I am here to provide it:
Elizabeth Taylor


Ava Gardner


Barbara Peppers


Hazel Brooks


Marilyn Monroe


Tuesday Weld

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
they all old

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
y'all need to watch more russ meyer films

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Moridin920 posted:

women today are way hotter lmao

modern celebrities don't even look like people anymore so no

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMCBGgweqI

a good movie

a bad trailer

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

modern celebrities don't even look like people anymore so no

didn't say modern celebrities. said women today.

the average woman in San Diego is just as hot as any of these women.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Moridin920 posted:

didn't say modern celebrities. said women today.

the average woman in San Diego is just as hot as any of these women.
the average women weight like 30 pounds more than girls from 50 years ago so you're probably a chubby chaser.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Diana Dors. Supposedly got blacklisted for being too promiscuous. :swoon:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

ghlbtsk posted:

Diana Dors. Supposedly got blacklisted for being too promiscuous. :swoon:



Great apocryphal story about her - Her real name was Diana Fluck and she was invited to open a church fayre. The vicar, after a few drinks, stood up before the crowd and asked them to welcome the one and only Diana Clunt.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Schweinhund posted:

the average women weight like 30 pounds more than girls from 50 years ago so you're probably a chubby chaser.

maybe in bumfuck mideast nowhere land where you live

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol look at all tese pictures of dead people

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







claudia cardinale is my retro hottie

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Give Pat a Job posted:

Audrey Hepburn is pretty smokin' hot. I've always had a thing for young Mary Tyler Moore (like, from around the Dick Van Dyke years, not her later stuff in the 70's).



Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

awww yeeesh

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Dont know about Ava Gardner but Eva Gabor? Oh yea.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I feel like people had way less retarded faces back then

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I feel like people had way less retarded faces back then

Rondo Hatton disagrees

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I feel like people had way less retarded faces back then

Well they are all Hollywood starlets.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I thought Yvonne de Carlo was hot before she was Lily Munster.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

SaltLick posted:



claudia cardinale is my retro hottie

beat me to it

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

how are we through two pages and no goon has posted barbarella



i'd still gently caress jane fonda tbh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

two bombshells in one pic:

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

two bombshells in one pic:



im counting four AM I RIGHT FELLAS

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Debra Paget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wJ_0HeFY0

The fun really begins about 2:45.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Nefarious posted:

im counting four AM I RIGHT FELLAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
I'm going to have to go with Sophia Loren on this one as my favorite. But Simonetta Stefanelli was pretty amazing too.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sir Nose posted:

Debra Paget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wJ_0HeFY0

The fun really begins about 2:45.

:vince:

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

gnarlyhotep posted:



Angela Lansbury

she looks mildly retarded.

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011

:swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxEjXQLqxfU

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Sir Nose posted:

Debra Paget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wJ_0HeFY0

The fun really begins about 2:45.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Ava Gardner's face has too many angles, like when Lady Gaga tried wearing those fake cheekbones and horns for a few weeks.

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Barbara Peppers



Turned into this:



Besides, while she might not be as retro as the rest, the answer is obviously

aswert1223
Dec 6, 2004

The Ultimate Dripping Machine
Hard to pick; to me Lauren & Liz are hard to beat

Lauren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs4vI2XnQJ4&t=29s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxaHqBvbzB8

Liz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QcSJw1s1yw&t=248s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OchpaSIYrDY

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Brigitte Bardot is right up there:



And whoever posted Elizabeth Montgomery is right-the-gently caress-on:

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take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
i like that one qt carnie grill from nightmare alley

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