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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



- japes
- bants
- vape culture(?)
- gamergate
- lorries (uh it's a woman's name)
- alan sugar

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

don't forget dogging!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ruining the word cottage

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
how can you hate britain for giving the world the greatest news story of all time #baeofpigs

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
- vast majority of them don't even 'get' the man who best personifies their famous dry and sardonic humor, Mr. Stewart Lee.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the fight all their teeth have to be the ones in front

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
-bird boned
-effete
-bitch asses
-inbred az fuk

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
brtish people, by and large, are cunts imo

e; except me im alright

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

les fleurs du mall posted:

how can you hate britain for giving the world the greatest news story of all time #baeofpigs

PM pigfucker. so what

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

rezatahs posted:


-bitch asses


whats wrong with that

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

not one chin between the 60 million of them

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
the gently caress is a cheeky nandos anyhow, sounds childish

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



all the woman start looking like the wife from the Shining after they hit 30

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

les fleurs du mall posted:

whats wrong with that

i see it as a negative but if you're into it that's cool too :thumbsup:

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

les fleurs du mall posted:

how can you hate britain for giving the world the greatest news story of all time #baeofpigs

ahahahaha also this and the stories about him bullying homeless people and you fucks still haven't impeached him or drawn and quartered him or whatever

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
-Calling flashlights "torches" when that's like calling a telephone a "telegraph."
-Losing a war to a bunch of backwoods rednecks and then surrendering the bounty of richest continent on Earth rather than just founding a bunch of new colonies to compete with the newly formed United States.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
responsible for ruessell brand

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

ashgromnies posted:

the gently caress is a cheeky nandos anyhow, sounds childish

nandos is a trash fast food place that serves almost nothing but chicken but it's eat-in so it's "classy" and to do something cheekily is to do it on the sly when you probably should be doing something else so there you go i hth

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

ashgromnies posted:

ahahahaha also this and the stories about him bullying homeless people and you fucks still haven't impeached him or drawn and quartered him or whatever

his main political opponent made a goofy face while eating a bacon sandwich like ten years ago and the pictures are never out of the papers. Dave loving a pig has been dismissed by the press and forgotten about and it only came out 2 weeks ago.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



literally the only cool thing to come out of the UK is the word chunder

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

social vegan posted:

all the woman start looking like the wife from the Shining after they hit 30

roughly 5 years after the men

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
- cannot perform a slam dunk without aid of springboard

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they can't eat or swallow food without it being mashed into a lovely paste and put on bread

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
aluminium

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I'm angry I did not think of this, lmao

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
- lack the crucial brain folds necessary to come up with cool and good names for condiments so instead went with the childlike descriptions of brown and red sauce.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
- They're not American.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Chavs

Neds

Hooligans

Brown mush for food

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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-lost every war we have been in with then (including ww2)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they prob say words like divine a lot lol tea nice soak something in hot water that sounds like a tasty treat lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Rhyming Slang

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
- last catchphrase to have any meaningful overseas impact was 2008's "put a donk on it"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Piers Morgan

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
- larger average penis size than americans

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
they can understand us but we cant understand them. hosed up the english language imo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

les fleurs du mall posted:

- larger average penis size than americans

"Americans" includes Black people, you know.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
you ever heard some wikipedia-brown rear end mofo say, "the english the original british inhabitants of the USA spoke is more similar to modern american english than modern british english"?

how do those tards explain the australians, who for all intents and purposes are just cooler british people

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i dont even know why but i just loving HATE THEM

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
"Oi, a ____ fancied me ____ an' nicked it!" or is that an Australian thing.

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Mange Mite posted:

Piers Morgan

Add James Corden to that list the fat-mouthed sack of poo poo.

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