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Take the petrol off the lift and put it in the lorry.
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ashgromnies posted:you ever heard some wikipedia-brown rear end mofo say, "the english the original british inhabitants of the USA spoke is more similar to modern american english than modern british english"? And I don't know how that would mean anything to Australia where they shipped their criminals, who famously had bad diction anyway.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:11 |
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tetsuo posted:- vast majority of them don't even 'get' the man who best personifies their famous dry and sardonic humor, Mr. Stewart Lee. Yeah. Most oft them are as unfunny as Germans. Stewart Lee, however, is the best.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:11 |
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No forgiveness for King George III and his taxes!
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:12 |
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Ibogaine posted:Yeah. Most oft them are as unfunny as Germans. Stewart Lee, however, is the best.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:14 |
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-ever so sorry
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:17 |
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*mocks American obsession with wealth* *has deeply entrenched class system*
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:25 |
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tetsuo posted:I thought it was that modern US southern accents probably sound closer to the original 17th and 18th century English pronunciation than modern English pronunciations. I don't think anyone's ever said what you're saying they said. My understanding was that Southern accents sounded closer to upper class English and New England accents were a sort of proto-cockney.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:29 |
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FANNY
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:31 |
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Oi, a cockney fancied me fanny and nicked it, mate!
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:33 |
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Tendai posted:Oi, a cockney fancied me fanny and nicked it, mate! thas a right sticky wicket tha' is
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:34 |
Sounds like the OP is mad we have buildings older than his country
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:35 |
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You people wouldn't even have your precious chips without our magnificent New World potatoes
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:36 |
Tendai posted:You people wouldn't even have your precious chips without our magnificent New World potatoes Potato famine
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:39 |
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Fluo posted:Potato famine
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:43 |
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Ugliest women in Europe. Ever seen a category for British porn? Nah man, just no
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:47 |
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bad teeth smelly breath fat dumb words for things dumb way to spell words Irish potato famine Imperialism
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:51 |
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Is corned beef and boiled cabbage British or Irish because someone needs to be taken to task for me having to eat that horrid-rear end poo poo as a child
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:52 |
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All this hurts coming from the descendents of people who failed so hard making a life in Europe they had to start again on easy mode.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:53 |
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bantz are good
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:54 |
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Tendai posted:Are the Irish even British I am an Irish but I am not even British. Fux sake. Reasons to hate the British includes Thatcher, chinless inbred soft middle-class wankers, Noel Edmonds, and Essex.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:55 |
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oncearoundaltair posted:I am an Irish but I am not even British. Fux sake. Yep.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:56 |
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- Imperialism - loving ruined curry and gyros - Have the absolute worst taste (both in food and comedy) - They're really loving ugly - Talk like idiots, butchered their own language. - Still have Kings and Queens in the year 2015 - Despite all their faults they think they're better than everyone.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:59 |
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Baracula posted:All this hurts coming from the descendents of people who failed so hard making a life in Europe they had to start again on easy mode.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:59 |
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Hope you like this new pasty Hobbit faced mediocre as gently caress "celebrity" because they're going to be in every movie, sitcom, game show, and talk show until your lich queen finally consumes the sun
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:08 |
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ashgromnies posted:you ever heard some wikipedia-brown rear end mofo say, "the english the original british inhabitants of the USA spoke is more similar to modern american english than modern british english"? you mean a shittier british people
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:10 |
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British person + budgies + alcohol - sense of restraint = Australian
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:12 |
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a bone to pick posted:- Despite all their faults they think they're better than everyone.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:20 |
Tendai posted:Are the Irish even British Rude of them, tbh.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:24 |
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the british and the irish are genetcally indistinguishable
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:27 |
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ArmZ posted:the british and the irish are genetcally indistinguishable My Irish are and your face are genetcally indistinguishable.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:36 |
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jBrereton posted:No but the British ruling class owned all of Ireland at the time instead of just the really poo poo bit, and starved it to obliteration. Lol Ireland was exporting grain to england even during the height of the potato famine. Owned
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:48 |
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Our class system actually helps offset the downsides of the aristocracy by schooling them to be marginally less obnoxious than new money Americans
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:51 |
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- has a healthcare system - top guy in government hosed a dead pig - second guy in government is constantly coked out of his mind and cried at thatcher's funeral
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:51 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:- second guy in government is constantly coked out of his mind and cried at thatcher's funeral
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:55 |
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*English food is disgusting *Scots are blanket wearing monkeys *The Welsh are the Welsh *And just gently caress you North Ireland pour your atrocious Whiskey up your asses and light it on fire *All so where the gently caress did they get "Zed" from? "Bee" "Gee" "Tee" "Zee" you assholes
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:03 |
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"Zed" irritates the gently caress out of me. Also 90% of British people are not attractive looking.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:06 |
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-live cloistered together in huge underground warrens where they rub their body hair together for warmth
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:06 |
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I've got bad news GBS, the British people was in you all along.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:07 |
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one, two, tree....................
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