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its better than that monstosity you call football
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Oct 5, 2015 23:42
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vug posted:its better than that monstosity you call football football is fine ur prolly just watching a 9ers game
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Oct 5, 2015 23:51
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both versions of football are gay and dull
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Oct 5, 2015 23:56
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i don't like the stupid powdered wigs they all wear
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Oct 6, 2015 00:18
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gently caress british weather. witch's tit
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Oct 6, 2015 00:40
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"Oi guv at least our footballers don't wear body armour!" -A bunch of stupid cunts Did anyone say the Royal Family yet???
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Oct 6, 2015 00:42
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Every American i've seen fight irl has immediately tried somekind of lovely mma takedown then got the poo poo kicked out of them.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:23
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They allow eggs and pork & beans to coexist and touch. That is fundamentally perverse and unnatural.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:46
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cabbagedude posted:Every American i've seen fight irl has immediately tried somekind of lovely mma takedown then got the poo poo kicked out of them. You must not see a lot of real 'murricans* fight. The only real reason to hate the british is for their breakfast. They're always like "Hurff durff american breakfast is so fattenning, eat this sausage made out of loving blood and eat these beans instead." At least our loving 'brekkie' tastes loving good and we don't talk like loving infants, lol 'brekkie'** *Autocorrect wanted to correct that to loving hurricane, America gently caress Yeah! **I was talkin to my dad earlier and was fuckin around and said brekkie, he told me to stop being a baby human being and say breakfast like a normal adult.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:53
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refusal to acknowledge US role in saving their bacon in WWII, peddle a revisionist history where it didn't happen
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Oct 6, 2015 05:56
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Lard Goat posted:You must not see a lot of real 'murricans* fight. That's because only children say brekkies, we say brekkers, like proper adults
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Oct 6, 2015 06:06
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The French developed their superiority complex because they were always comparing themselves to the English
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Oct 6, 2015 06:08
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cabbagedude posted:That's because only children say brekkies, we say brekkers, like proper adults THE gently caress? Do you honestly think that is better somehow? The US should have been handed the English language, and THE ENGLISH should of had to make up something new. Call it "Fooktar' Sphookin" or some poo poo. For real though, the UK is a failing empire and the US is strategically thinking out its next conquest. We didn't get the first few right, but we're young, we'll hit our stride soon.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:11
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cabbagedude posted:That's because only children say brekkies, we say brekkers, like proper adults Who'd like a banger in the mouth?
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Oct 6, 2015 06:13
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They have the same annoying loving accent as new Zealand & Australia and south african ppls
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Oct 6, 2015 06:16
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karma_coma posted:They have the same annoying loving accent as new Zealand & Australia and south african ppls Sorry, you got that backwards. Or maybe not? Did they become so jealous of their obvious superiors that they decided to change their accents? They would of chose a nice and right american accent but they were scared of us.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:18
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They can't even watch their "footie" matches without trampling each other to death
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Oct 6, 2015 06:32
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Lard Goat posted:THE gently caress? Do you honestly think that is better somehow? The US should have been handed the English language, and THE ENGLISH should of had to make up something new. Call it "Fooktar' Sphookin" or some poo poo. The truly beautiful thing about the English language is that it has a karma clause built into it for whenever you try to poo poo on the way someone else uses it. Personally I can't wait to see where I hosed up just then.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:33
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The truly beautiful thing about the English language is that it has a karma clause built into it for whenever you try to poo poo on the way someone else uses it. Personally I can't wait to see where I hosed up just then. You're so right. I hosed up the english language. I am the monster. Except for the fact I don't call breakfast, brekkie or brekker. gently caress the english, gently caress the queen, suck my dick.
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Oct 6, 2015 06:39
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never been inside an english home but if TV is accurate they all have hideous wallpaper and really uncomfortable-looking furniture
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Oct 6, 2015 07:19
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Poz Party Pooper posted:never been inside an english home but if TV is accurate they all have hideous wallpaper and really uncomfortable-looking furniture A clockwork orange? Which is probably the only good thing to come out of England, since forever. Well the movie was boss, and was based off the ramblings"book" on an english guy. old wooden ships fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Oct 6, 2015 07:21
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Ill Peripheral posted:"Oi guv at least our footballers don't wear body armour!" bunch of loving inbred Germans. Off with their heads the French had the right idea can you imagine how hosed up busted the princes would look if Diane weren't nearly as pretty?
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Oct 6, 2015 08:15
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lol if you need reasons to hate things
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Oct 6, 2015 08:43
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sout posted:does GBS get a new UK megathread or "british people are dumb" thread more often I wonder Once a month and they're always boring and repetitive.
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Oct 6, 2015 08:57
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I thought it was usually just a thread for UK people to have teachat
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Oct 6, 2015 09:01
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i'm british, uk thread is alright but pretty byobby
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Oct 6, 2015 09:21
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british people are irritating to look at while they go about their lives.
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Oct 6, 2015 09:59
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lite frisk posted:is it just me or do some english people overemphasize their accents whenever they're abroad? You just notice it more against the other accents when you're abroad. Just watch lovely reality tv about brits on holiday, you'll soon realise that most English people sound the same abroad and its when you go to upper class places that the pronunciation really comes into play.
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Oct 6, 2015 12:46
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Baracula posted:All this hurts coming from the descendents of people who failed so hard making a life in Europe they had to start again on easy mode. Theyre butthurt Baracula
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Oct 6, 2015 12:50
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whoflungpoop posted:football is fine ur prolly just watching a 9ers game Don't you mean handegg Lard Goat posted:You must not see a lot of real 'murricans* fight. American breakfast is what a 12 year old would choose for breakfast if they got their way. Its loving dessert Fluo fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Oct 6, 2015 12:50
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Segregated state-funded schools in Scotland. TV licence. I don't know why this is, but nursery/kindergarten/preschool nurses are always young women with really huge, enormous, flabby fat arses (and not in a good way) but they all drive these loving stupid tiny little cars.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:08
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british people literally eat poo poo they call them bangers but that's just what humans called dookie since the golden era
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