GBS' official reasons to hate british people

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

"Oi, a ____ fancied me ____ an' nicked it!" or is that an Australian thing.

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

*mocks American obsession with wealth*

*has deeply entrenched class system*

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Oi, a cockney fancied me fanny and nicked it, mate!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 15:33

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

You people wouldn't even have your precious chips without our magnificent New World potatoes :smuggo:

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Fluo posted:

Potato famine

Are the Irish even British

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 15:43

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Is corned beef and boiled cabbage British or Irish because someone needs to be taken to task for me having to eat that horrid-rear end poo poo as a child

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 15:52

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

oncearoundaltair posted:

I am an Irish but I am not even British. Fux sake.

Reasons to hate the British includes Thatcher, chinless inbred soft middle-class wankers, Noel Edmonds, and Essex.

When Jeb Bush was asked at a debate what woman he thought should go on the US $10 or whichever bill it was, he said Thatcher.

Yep.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 15:56

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

British person + budgies + alcohol - sense of restraint = Australian

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 16:12

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Quote-Unquote posted:

- second guy in government is constantly coked out of his mind and cried at thatcher's funeral

Still less evil than Cheney

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 16:55

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

widespread pedophilia is very obnoxious imo

they're careful to say "oi do ya mind luv" before they get to the sodomy so at least they're polite

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 17:12

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Saga posted:

Flashlight is an equally dumb name, since if it flashes your flashlight is probably hosed.

I always figured it was "flash" like in speed, since you could turn it on faster than dicking around with a lantern.

Wikipedia says I was wrong :saddowns:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 17:34

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Yeah but I mean, at least Australia has nice beaches and cockatoos :shrug:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 17:36

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

because who doesn't like loving pale, pinch-faced celebrities who look like they're one habsburg jaw away from winning "most inbred in Europe"

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

social vegan posted:

what the gently caress is a blimey

it's like what santorum means but you know, more british

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