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It's seems like she is waiting for you to say something
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she says u should chill out
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Oct 5, 2015 15:24
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i'm anime mom
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Oct 5, 2015 15:26
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How many Moms that found Hentai Anime on the Family Computer are there to choose from?
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Oct 5, 2015 15:29
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goddamnit i told dad to keep his weird fetish-browsing to his laptop
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Oct 5, 2015 15:32
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I'm gay
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Oct 5, 2015 15:32
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no mom this is modern art like you know how classic sculptures are naked? This is basically the same thing but updated for 2015.
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Oct 5, 2015 15:36
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Salt Fish posted:no mom this is modern art like you know how classic sculptures are naked? This is basically the same thing but updated for 2015. It's actually a feminist piece, the tentacles represent the pervasive influence of patriarchal culture and she looks like she is 12 but is actually a three thousand year old dragon
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Oct 5, 2015 15:39
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Yes, Mom! That's why the Jergens keeps going empty! Are you happy you know now!
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Oct 5, 2015 15:40
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Aralan posted:I'm gay Well your mom just found out!  Or maybe not. She might think those Sephiroth-looking dudes are girls.
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Oct 5, 2015 15:40
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mom pulls out her own tablet and brings up the media player to show you........ she had been watching the very same hentai! you both share a laugh
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Oct 5, 2015 15:41
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Aralan posted:I'm gay Mom says she just wants you to be happy and she doesnt want you to get a virus Salt Fish posted:no mom this is modern art like you know how classic sculptures are naked? This is basically the same thing but updated for 2015. Sadly the cultural signifigance of traditional dick statues and contemporary tentacle rape porno is lost on your Mom
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Oct 5, 2015 15:46
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Mom, I see you met my girlfriend. I was going to introduce you.
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Oct 5, 2015 15:46
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Russian option: Roughly paw her breasts until she relents and has sex with you. Japanese option: Continue masturbating and finish on the floor like you normally do. Your mom sighs and cleans it up as usual. N. American option: Mom tells dad, he calls you a fag and slaps you around a bit. The next week you shoot up your school. European option: You mom tells you it's Ḥarām, you pin it on your sister. Later your uncles rape and kill her for being a whore.
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Oct 5, 2015 16:02
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No mom see it's like giving birth but in reverse. No they're DIGIMON not POKEMON. GAWD
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Oct 5, 2015 16:06
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What if the anime is about a mother having sex with her son (like a quarter of it is, the other three quarters involving rooting classmates, teachers and sisters). Will Mummy be massively offended and order you to move out of the family home? Or will it excite her? (I choose not to imagine the latter.)
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Oct 5, 2015 16:09
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Mom why are you here and on my computer *i took the family computer*
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Oct 5, 2015 16:11
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Mom, Dad said nobody would ever find porn if you put it in a folder named "stuff"
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Oct 5, 2015 16:14
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tbh some naked anime girls isn't nearly the worst thing that could have been found
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Oct 5, 2015 16:22
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Jeez mom nobody calls it a "Family Computer" - it's a "Famicom" uugggghhhhh.
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Oct 5, 2015 16:22
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tell mom it was Trevor, the bad kid from school, and that she should call his mom, also assure her that Trevor will deny it and that Trevor is a bully
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Oct 5, 2015 16:34
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then confess that Trevor is your boyfriend and this has been an elaborate coming-out scenario
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Oct 5, 2015 16:38
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Tendai posted:then confess that Trevor is your boyfriend and this has been an elaborate coming-out scenario Trevor will never see it coming. What a way to get back at your bully/rapist
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Oct 5, 2015 16:51
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Trevor will never see it coming. What a way to get back at your bully/rapist gently caress you Trevor!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:05
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I'm Trevor. 
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Oct 5, 2015 17:08
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Twelve Batmans posted:No mom see it's like giving birth but in reverse. in middle school there was this smelly kid who always wore shorts even if it was snowy as fuq and he LOVED DIGIMON and would flip the gently caress out if you told him digimon was a lame pokemon ripoff lol
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Oct 5, 2015 17:45
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that kid... was me
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Oct 5, 2015 17:46
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ashgromnies posted:in middle school there was this smelly kid who always wore shorts even if it was snowy as fuq and he LOVED DIGIMON and would flip the gently caress out if you told him digimon was a lame pokemon ripoff lol Digimon is a lame pokemon rip off
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Oct 5, 2015 17:47
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digital monsters, something smoething something CHAmPIONS lets fight our digimons!!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:47
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Excuse me but what is the next choice in our adventure stop talking about internet Pokemon or whatever the gently caress
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Oct 5, 2015 17:48
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Mom is not pleased by your attempts to lighten the mood and she wants to know what you think your father would say if he saw the stuff you downloaded on the computer
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Oct 5, 2015 17:51
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Um MOM I just said I'm GAY don't you see how oppressed you are making me right now? And then cry on your pile of jerk-off kleenexes by your pillow.
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Oct 5, 2015 17:52
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'm Trevor. thanks for taking the fall Trevor 
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Oct 5, 2015 17:52
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Just a pregnant Vegeta. Get over it, MOM!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:54
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I am Microwave. And this hentai is the only thing keeping me from loving my own mother. Don't judge.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:00
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Shinjobi posted:I am Microwave. And this hentai is the only thing keeping me from loving my own mother. Don't judge. This is acceptable to me
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Oct 5, 2015 18:02
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a bay posted:Mom is not pleased by your attempts to lighten the mood and she wants to know what you think your father would say if he saw the stuff you downloaded on the computer
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Oct 5, 2015 18:05
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a bay posted:Mom is not pleased by your attempts to lighten the mood and she wants to know what you think your father would say if he saw the stuff you downloaded on the computer >poo poo pants
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Oct 5, 2015 18:06
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*insists that futa isnt gay*
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Luvcow posted:thanks for taking the fall Trevor You guys are mean.
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