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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Pron on VHS posted:

Thread's yours again. I originally sent Ehud a PM hoping to contain the convo there, not sure why he replied with his list of personal life tragedies in this thread as opposed to messaging.

Go back to tumblr.

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Alex smiths hands are too small for the dagger. Hth

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Good thing that dagger is small.

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

I usually hate losing to the Jets but :coolfish: great job guys. I loved Campbell on Hard Knocks. I hope he inspires this team just a little bit.

Also, https://mobile.twitter.com/DeVanteParker09/status/651021619104714752

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."


I'm sorry watching a grown rear end man make a tit of himself is deeply offensive, please remove asap.


Just like his coaching.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jethro posted:

I don't have any statistics, but I think promoting a positional coach to be the interim head coach is not particularly unusual. Unless one of them has HC experience, you probably don't want to promote one of the coordinators since they're busy doing their coordinator things. Though in the case of the Dolphins' DC I would assume he's getting canned too.
When the Broncos canned McDaniels in 2010, the linebackers(?) coached served as interim.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SirPhoebos posted:

Congratulations 'fins. My only question is if the current GM is the same guy that hired Joe in the first place, and if so whether he's getting the boot too.

Because if he is and he's staying, well you know what they say about the new boss...

Ireland hired him.

quote:

On January 20, 2012, Philbin was named the tenth head coach of the Miami Dolphins, [5] beating out interim coach Todd Bowles and Denver Broncos offensive coordinator Mike McCoy, who were the other two finalists for the job.

:golfclap:

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

I'm going to copy paste this whole thread and give it to the only phins phan I know. He won't even talk about pro football w me because I'm a Pats fan.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

NC-17 posted:

Ireland hired him.


So the answer is no? Assume that I know jack poo poo about the 'fins outside of Marino and that one of the players from the 17-0 team resembles the dad in "The Final Sacrifice".

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

NC-17 posted:

Ireland hired him.


:golfclap:

So McCoy liked Philip Rivers over Ryan Tannehill, basically

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SirPhoebos posted:

So the answer is no? Assume that I know jack poo poo about the 'fins outside of Marino and that one of the players from the 17-0 team resembles the dad in "The Final Sacrifice".

Ireland is gone. But now that I think about it, I'm not sure how much of a hand he had in Philbin's hiring. That was near the end of Ireland's time with the team and his influence was uh... greatly reduced.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross Angeles posted:

So McCoy liked Philip Rivers over Ryan Tannehill, basically

well who wouldn't!

The power structure of Miami

Steve Ross is the owner
Mike Tannenbaum is second in command
Dennis Hickey is the GM

Tannenbaum had nothing to do with hiring Dennis Hickey or Joe Philbin.

Assume a total re-do.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

kevin sumlin will be a pretty good 2 year coach that gets the dolphins to 8-8 in year 1 and then goes back to college

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

NC-17 posted:

Ireland is gone. But now that I think about it, I'm not sure how much of a hand he had in Philbin's hiring. That was near the end of Ireland's time with the team and his influence was uh... greatly reduced.

Please elaborate, if only so we can stop talking about Sikhs.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
How the gently caress does Mike Tannenbaum get another chance to run an NFL team? It's just utterly unbelievable.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
So Josh McDaniels next year?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SirPhoebos posted:

Please elaborate, if only so we can stop talking about Sikhs.

ehud, didn't Ross pretty much take charge of the last coaching search? Like I thought he and Ireland were both running their own coaching searches.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SirPhoebos posted:

Please elaborate, if only so we can stop talking about Sikhs.

He was gradually phased out after a series of poor drafts, bad coaching hires, and asking dez Bryant if his mother was a prostitute.

Also probably a racist.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
So Doug Marrone gonna go to the Phins next year right

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Last month for the Dolphins, off of memory:

- Loads of injuries
- Players ignore Philbin's urges to get off the field quickly
- All the stars are pissed off one way or another about how they're being used
- Suh kicked a downed QB in the head, shows up to practice in sneakers
- Wake might be dead
- Brent Grimes' wife headbutted a cop
- Jordan Cameron entered the scrambled eggs realm
- Tannehill acts like a baby after getting clowned by practice squad players
- OC, DC both suck eggs
- Team's only win is from a fourth-quarter comeback against an even worse team
- And, somehow, Mike Pouncey hasn't done anything stupid.

What's missing? I know there's lots more.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SirPhoebos posted:

Please elaborate, if only so we can stop talking about Sikhs.

Ireland was the GM brought in while Parcells was running things. They brought in Sparano as the head coach.

Sparano was let go after 3 years and Steve Ross the owner picked Philbin as the new HC after striking out on Jeff Fisher.

Ireland was the next to go. Can't remember if it was one or two years after Philbin left.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Athanatos posted:

So Josh McDaniels next year?

Belichick would gladly send Special Agent McDaniels to a division rival for a year or two before welcoming him back as OC.

He could even train up a new sleeper cell in the meantime.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Anals of History posted:

Last month for the Dolphins, off of memory:

- Loads of injuries
- Players ignore Philbin's urges to get off the field quickly
- All the stars are pissed off one way or another about how they're being used
- Suh kicked a downed QB in the head, shows up to practice in sneakers
- Wake might be dead
- Brent Grimes' wife headbutted a cop
- Jordan Cameron entered the scrambled eggs realm
- Tannehill acts like a baby after getting clowned by practice squad players
- OC, DC both suck eggs
- Team's only win is from a fourth-quarter comeback against an even worse team
- And, somehow, Mike Pouncey hasn't done anything stupid.

What's missing? I know there's lots more.

Cameron is actually fine. Dion Sims is the one who is severely concussed.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

FizFashizzle posted:

Good thing that dagger is small.

Hahahahah

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Phins gonna hire Jay Gruden

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Belichick would gladly send Special Agent McDaniels to a division rival for a year or two before welcoming him back as OC.

He could even train up a new sleeper cell in the meantime.

BoB is working out well. Just need to target better next time.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Ehud posted:

Cameron is actually fine. Dion Sims is the one who is severely concussed.

Ah, that's right. Don't know why I mixed them up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







-success with a read option qb
-numerous division titles
-not black
-a name that sells in south Florida

Are phins fans ready for Mike Shula?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

-success with a read option qb
-numerous division titles
-not black
-a name that sells in south Florida

Are phins fans ready for Mike Shula?

god...

I would finally walk away from this team


not really

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

Good thing that dagger is small.

Lol

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Anals of History posted:

Ah, that's right. Don't know why I mixed them up.

Neither do they.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Anals of History posted:

Last month for the Dolphins, off of memory:

- Loads of injuries
- Players ignore Philbin's urges to get off the field quickly
- All the stars are pissed off one way or another about how they're being used
- Suh kicked a downed QB in the head, shows up to practice in sneakers
- Wake might be dead
- Brent Grimes' wife headbutted a cop
- Jordan Cameron entered the scrambled eggs realm
- Tannehill acts like a baby after getting clowned by practice squad players
- OC, DC both suck eggs
- Team's only win is from a fourth-quarter comeback against an even worse team
- And, somehow, Mike Pouncey hasn't done anything stupid.

What's missing? I know there's lots more.

Dion Jordan

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I had actually forgotten he exists. thanks man

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Ehud posted:

Ireland was the GM brought in while Parcells was running things. They brought in Sparano as the head coach.

Sparano was let go after 3 years and Steve Ross the owner picked Philbin as the new HC after striking out on Jeff Fisher.

Ireland was the next to go. Can't remember if it was one or two years after Philbin left.

So if I have all this straight....

-Philbin is brought in for the 2012 season
-Ireland is canned after that season. I'll assume Hickey is hired soon after, but correct me if I'm wrong
-The Dolphins spend the next 2 1/4 seasons with a HC not selected by its current GM

in short: :psyboom:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Well yeah, but it was a head coach hand picked by the owner.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SirPhoebos posted:

So if I have all this straight....

-Philbin is brought in for the 2012 season
-Ireland is canned after that season. I'll assume Hickey is hired soon after, but correct me if I'm wrong
-The Dolphins spend the next 2 1/4 seasons with a HC not hired by its current GM

in short: :psyboom:

And on Ireland's way out he traded into the #3 spot to draft a hybrid DE/OLB who has a drug problem and has never started a game for us

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Ehud posted:

I had actually forgotten he exists. thanks man

It is now time to begin the healing process.

Or maybe that comes in January, idk.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

NC-17 posted:

Well yeah, but it was a head coach hand picked by the owner.

Now the only thing I don't get is why Ross isn't in the same conversations as Jed York, Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones for "Worst Owners Evar"

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The Dolphins franchise is now dead in the water, the only takeaway from the Philbin administration.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Burger Trench posted:

It is now time to begin the healing process.

Or maybe that comes in January, idk.

it's cool because I got to emotionally check out really early this year


this frees up time to take my dog hiking, work on my house, etc.


But what will actually happen is I'll feel like a traitor and end up watching the remaining 12 games

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