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got super busy w/ work and forgot to go to a drs appt, now im fresh out of brainpotions for a lil number of days when i skip my meds for a few days in a row i start thinking a lot about talking to large cats, good places to find old powerful vampires (european/asians only), which black arts are cool and real and which are just playtime for lonely fat ladies etc. and i'm worried that its starting to happen again, i've been saying potter words out loud all day and trying to turn into a cloud with only my thoughts as a catalyst for change, i can't see my dr until wednesday so please help talk me down from the magickal ledge please give me good reasons not to squat in the abandoned church and look for gangly chocolate-munching junkys who can turn me into a Child of Darkness with their pointy metal fangs  i dont want another repeat of this summer  or last summer for that matter, or the winter that preceded it
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or give me good reasons to embrace it too, nothings off the table i guess
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Oct 5, 2015 20:04
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harry potter is a gaylord baby loser so maybe don't be him
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Actually it makes sense that this would happen, I saw the vampire neighbors last night in their vampire nest and it made think about you and your vampire hunting experiences and just like that you appear!
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Oct 5, 2015 20:07
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it's all about the machines, op. the machines are the ones who made you and the ones who own you and the ones who describe your every movement on tiny invisible scrolls that are locked away in the 6th dimension. the only way to get at these scrolls is to observe all the parts of a watermelon under a microscope and write down the coordinates that become apparent to you. then rent a jeep and drive there.
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Gatekeeper posted:or give me good reasons to embrace it too, nothings off the table i guess Embrace the Lord Jesus Christ
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You should raise $5 and bring your old AV back imho. Just my $0.02 anyway
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Oct 5, 2015 20:10
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Whatever happened to that Magic player who brutally raped a girl a few years back? People still mad he's banned from tournaments?
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it's cool and fun to have day dreams and imaginings but that poo poo isn't real OP
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Melmac posted:Whatever happened to that Magic player who brutally raped a girl a few years back? People still mad he's banned from tournaments? gamergate is real
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Oct 5, 2015 20:15
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Nice try but its magiks op
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Oct 5, 2015 20:15
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I guess you'll never be the head of a major corporation
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Oct 5, 2015 20:16
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gently caress the ROW posted:I guess you'll never be the head of a major corporation Boooo
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Gatekeeper posted:give me good reasons not to squat in the abandoned church and look for gangly chocolate-munching junkys who can turn me into a Child of Darkness with their pointy metal fangs 1: The toll unleashing your true latent powers may take on your psyche. 2: The re-ignition of the millennia long vampire wars as those currently slumbering in catacombs below Paris awaken now that there can be no doubt, the Chosen One is arisen. 3: The grief you will suffer as your residual feelings of love for your family and friends ebb away and your eternal perspective takes dominance. 4: A lack of proper scientific study into the effects of human blood born diseases on the vampire soul causing anxiety whenever you feed upon one of the Unclean. 5: Anger at human appropriation of vampire culture and the realisation that much of human media has a decidedly anti-vampire tint to it.
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Oct 5, 2015 20:22
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I want to fight vampires with the OP
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Oct 5, 2015 20:36
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i love u and whatever u choose i will fight alongside u, u have my support and my official washington redskins stungun (HTTR) 
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Oct 5, 2015 20:47
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I would gladly take you in to our vampire hunting crew but I have to ask that you please remove the offensive team name from your stungun
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Oct 5, 2015 21:04
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i'll be playing the role of Triple H in Blade 2
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Hey Gatekeeper Did you see this rune just now? You did! That's bad for you and good for me! I made it just for you! There is something you will do that will hurt you and help me!
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Oct 5, 2015 21:24
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drat is this the "platinum" account feature i've heard so much about??
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stay safe mental illness ghost
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BeefThief posted:it's all about the machines, op. the machines are the ones who made you and the ones who own you and the ones who describe your every movement on tiny invisible scrolls that are locked away in the 6th dimension. the only way to get at these scrolls is to observe all the parts of a watermelon under a microscope and write down the coordinates that become apparent to you. then rent a jeep and drive there. plot for elder scrolls 6 sounding real good
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat is this the "platinum" account feature i've heard so much about?? looks like he's fishing for ur heiny award lol
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Oct 5, 2015 21:29
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get into sex magiks and jizz on a rune... But maybe not that bad one designed to kill your balls.
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Oct 5, 2015 21:30
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have you considered blogging on tumblr, OP
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Lasher posted:get into sex magiks and jizz on a rune... But maybe not that bad one designed to kill your balls. yeah just lol if he tries to spunk on that rune
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Oct 5, 2015 21:34
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lets get wiccan!!!
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living in abandoned churches and lighting big candles and "michelle obama-type" incense and eating nothing but turkish sanduskies from the bodega can be kind of rough but i do miss the thrill of the chase (the vampire chase, where i chase vampires with my woofmen sidekicks) drat, now im thinkin i should cancel my next appointment with the alchemist who mixes up my brain elixirs. that rune had a profound effect on me. time to grab my spellbag, stock up on rat tails and stolen flowers, and sharpen up my wooden stake - its mental chillness time thank you friends Ape Fist posted:have you considered blogging on tumblr, OP im hosed in the head but i am not THAT hosed in the head, otherwise good suggestion
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numberoneposter posted:lets get wiccan!!! no, wiccans are fat sad lesbians, they are not magickally powerful like me (gatekeeper)
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Gatekeeper posted:no, wiccans are fat sad lesbians, they are not magickally powerful like me (gatekeeper) i wish to be a rad warlock
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Oct 5, 2015 23:54
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watch out for gremlins. i have 4000 gremlins living under my couch
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 a magick scent numberoneposter posted:teach me master 1. step one - get plat 2. step 2 - click my post history
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whoflungpoop posted:i love u and whatever u choose i will fight alongside u, u have my support and my official washington redskins stungun (HTTR) i only feel safe because you exist
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Oct 5, 2015 23:59
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Watch this mage invoke hellfire on an unsuspecting Japanese dude over livestream OP. She continues the invocation in a childlike voice until the entire abode is overwhelmed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_orOT3Prwg Action starts at 5:00
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lmao and also the pop-up ad was pretty on point
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Oct 6, 2015 00:16
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dating sims keep getting more realistic
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Oct 6, 2015 00:19
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what is that man doing to his anus???
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Oct 6, 2015 00:26
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i went off my meds and got horny as hell for like 2 straight weeks
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Gatekeeper posted:no, wiccans are fat sad lesbians, they are not magickally powerful like me (gatekeeper) No way man, dudes are supposed to be the "keymaster". Women are the "gatekeeper". (The key is your penis)
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