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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
etc)?

you know how they're like, all pretty much sweetflavored?

what if instead, they made savory flavored ones


sour cream and onion

cool ranch

cheddar

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

guacamole habanero lube

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just ate some lightly used cheddar cheese edible panties for dinner. Feelin good about myself. :smuggo:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Smoked kippers dental dams

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
There was a pornography store in Wisconsin that manufactured beer lube, however one day it burned down.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

eating blueberries on your gf's rear end is hot, but i could never imagine doing it with a steak. it's not hot, dunno why. why?

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I know how strawberries and cheese and bacon and everything tastes but what does the crotch taste like

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
gimme some code red lube, or baja blast panties


itll really spice up my sex life

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

waitwhatno posted:

eating blueberries on your gf's rear end is hot, but i could never imagine doing it with a steak. it's not hot, dunno why. why?
its because meat is murder

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
How about a tube steak with some relish and mustard?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Meatball anal beads. Not flavoured as meatballs, actual meatballs.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

no op i didnt know this

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
its like im 14 all over again


when they held me down in the locker room, force feeding me edible condoms... that they just used on me

haha highschool

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
mashed potatoes and cummies

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

mashed cummies

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jalapeno Pepper flavor condoms that really burn.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lol, mashies all over my face

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
biscuits and man gravy

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hey what if the're was anal condoms for the arse onlyt and it tasted like poo poo it was poo poo flavoured even before you used it, inagine that, imagine if that was real. imagine if it was real and someone used it and they liked to yuse it, lol, or what if they were pee flavoured, imagine if one was pee and poop flavoured. id be chewing on thos e condoms all day. imagine if one tastes like farts

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Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey what if the're was anal condoms for the arse onlyt and it tasted like poo poo it was poo poo flavoured even before you used it, inagine that, imagine if that was real. imagine if it was real and someone used it and they liked to yuse it, lol, or what if they were pee flavoured, imagine if one was pee and poop flavoured. id be chewing on thos e condoms all day. imagine if one tastes like farts
:wtc:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



lonesomedwarf posted:

hey what if the're was anal condoms for the arse onlyt and it tasted like poo poo it was poo poo flavoured even before you used it, inagine that, imagine if that was real. imagine if it was real and someone used it and they liked to yuse it, lol, or what if they were pee flavoured, imagine if one was pee and poop flavoured. id be chewing on thos e condoms all day. imagine if one tastes like farts

why wouldnt you just eat pee and poop :hellyeah:

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

sour cream and onion

cool ranch

cheddar

because these flavors already exist naturally if the person is unclean

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

why wouldnt you just eat pee and poop :hellyeah:

not sanitary

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Kinky handcuffs made from bagels and mozerella

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Garlic. Bread. Speculums.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why don't they make dick flavored condoms?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Long pork

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey what if the're was anal condoms for the arse onlyt and it tasted like poo poo it was poo poo flavoured even before you used it, inagine that, imagine if that was real. imagine if it was real and someone used it and they liked to yuse it, lol, or what if they were pee flavoured, imagine if one was pee and poop flavoured. id be chewing on thos e condoms all day. imagine if one tastes like farts

that's my fetish.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
mackerel flavored condoms

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Blue cheese panties

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Kens steakhouse Italian dressing flavored lube

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey what if the're was anal condoms for the arse onlyt and it tasted like poo poo it was poo poo flavoured even before you used it, inagine that, imagine if that was real. imagine if it was real and someone used it and they liked to yuse it, lol, or what if they were pee flavoured, imagine if one was pee and poop flavoured. id be chewing on thos e condoms all day. imagine if one tastes like farts

What about a condom that smells and tastes like a dick so much that its like its not even there

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A bondage table built from tender, char grilled Argentinean steaks.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
sriracha-bacon cock-wrap

Put some spice in your wife

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Blow up doll haggis

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Jesus Christ, they didn't call them "bacondoms." That portmanteau was staring them right in the loving face I hate these retarded idiots aaaahhh!

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a bone to pick posted:

Put some spice in your wife

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
So have they improved the whole edible underwear thing in the past few years or is it still basically a fruit of the loom made of fruit by the foot?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Pork Floss Merkins.

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Pork Floss Merkins.

Mods, namechange.

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