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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I've never drank piss but I know the smell and it wasn't this

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
It was piss.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nathilus posted:

It was piss.

it didn't really taste like it was yellow though

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
piss tastes different when she's pregnant with... your child? sry dont mean to pry

vicious citrus
Dec 10, 2014

Life is paradoxically coincidental to the ironical tyranny applicable to the unparalleled definition of reverse entropy.
I've heard piss doesnt taste like it smells

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're right. Some of it was lady prostate juice. Mmmm

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You're right. Some of it was lady prostate juice. Mmmm

thats actually kinda gross sounding

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
The vaginal canal can store a small pocket of liquid for use in case of emergency similar to a squid or octopus. The foul smelling liquid usually consists old menstrual blood, sweat, and excess lubricant.
This is what you experienced. hth.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i had a real life lady piss all over me once and she claimed it was not piss but it was totally piss and i never saw her again and im glad for it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

some times i still think about piss lady though, im ver. lonely irl and havent met anyone since. piss lady where are you

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just kidding. she was a conclusion jumping judgmental not nice lady at all

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
she had a yeast infection

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Nathilus posted:

It was piss.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
it was piss if you're in england

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i assure you it was pis.

accept you piss fetish its alright

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Nathilus posted:

It was piss.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

by which I mean that OP is a urine drinking pissbitch

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
it was semen

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
from her other boyfrend

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Flesh Forge posted:

from her other boyfrend

shes married actually

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
so two possible other dudes' semen then that should help you come to grips with this sticky situation

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
id never suck piss youre freak op

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract

quote:

Introduction
During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of fluid from the urethra, a phenomenon also called “squirting.” To date, both the nature and the origin of squirting remain controversial. In this investigation, we not only analyzed the biochemical nature of the emitted fluid, but also explored the presence of any pelvic liquid collection that could result from sexual arousal and explain a massive fluid emission.

Methods
Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S).

Results
In all participants, US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again. Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants. Yet, whereas PSA was not detected in BSU in six out of seven participants, this antigen was present in S and ASU in five out of seven participants.

Conclusions
The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
So if it's involuntary does that mean drinking squirt isn't vegan?

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
no but its kosher

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

i'm trying to find it but there's this funny patrice o'neal bit about drinking pee

he's diabetic and his piss tasted sweet and so his girlfriend took him to the ER.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tom Brady posted:

I've never drank piss but I know the smell and it wasn't this

go on

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Hahaha op likes piss in his mouth

-a scientist

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Nathilus posted:

It was piss.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

piss is:

pretty great
i love it
so satisfying in my mouth
scrumptious

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol at all these non sex havers who think it's piss

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

fyodor posted:

piss is:

pretty great
i love it
so satisfying in my mouth
scrumptious

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

lol at all these non sex havers who think it's piss

Look the days of scientists all being awkward nerds are behind us. There was one guy that was in a band that looks like the guy that was Scarecrow in Batman and he's a scientists.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





fyodor posted:

piss is:

pretty great
i love it
so satisfying in my mouth
scrumptious

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot
It was a golf ball sized cyst inside the vaginal wall. They usually have to be drained/removed by a doctor, but I guess you just got unlucky...

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
It was pus, you now have herpes in your mouth.

Lay of the spicy food for a while.

Please make sure to post an E/N thread about having revolting mouth sores.

Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 6, 2015

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Nathilus posted:

It was piss.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Honky Dong Country posted:

Hahaha op likes piss in his mouth

-a scientist

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


if it was like a squirt of warm, salty ocean water you might as well start dictating your will now because congrats you have aids

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hahaha i'm kidding wills are for people with money, might as well start digging your own grave to save your poor family the trouble. you probably owe them that at least

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