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i think i'm just not going to go into work anymore i can vpn in and do whatever poo poo needs be done. i'll even record a skype video at work and play it back at home with fake webcam software so they think i'm at some stupid bullshit office where i don't really need to be. i'll just always act like i'm having connection problems gently caress the rules. you can't catch farris jenie you're going to fire me? boo loving hoo, you'll be first against the wall during the revolution comrades
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fire me, like i give a gently caress i'm white
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Oct 6, 2015 08:26
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i'll have an even cushier white person job within two weeks
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i'll do the work, i'm just not going to drive two hours a goddamn day to do what i could do from home suck my dick
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Oct 6, 2015 08:30
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i wonder how many days i can go before they fire me and then have to pay some contractor by the hour to figure out what the gently caress i do time to find out
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you seem to be having a tough time. i hope you're able to come to terms with your job situation one way or another.
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Oct 6, 2015 08:32
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gently caress you work i am trying to do hard drugs and you mess up my rhythm EVERY DAY
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Ok cool
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Imo op you shouldn't work if you don't like it. Take a load off and relax
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Ok cool do you even know who you just said "Ok cool" to? I'm kind of a big deal around here nobody talks to me like that NOBODY
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ColtMcAsskick posted:Imo op you shouldn't work if you don't like it. Take a load off and relax this sounds like sound advice, but i'm supporting two incredibly sick people so if i take a load off they might actually die because healthcare isn't free in the land of the free
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Live the dream, OP. Do it for me. Do it for all of us. e: and then make a Vice documentary about it
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Do it.
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i will
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Oct 6, 2015 08:38
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*is supported by parents* lol just don't work - a typical goon
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The secret to working from home is to schedule yourself a lot of meetings only to yourself so your Lync (or Skype or whatever) shows you "in meeting" and people will mostly leave you alone. At the very least, you have an excuse to not reply to their bullshit IMs in a timely manner. Use this time to grind out levels in your favorite MMO. givepatajob fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Mandator posted:*is supported by parents* Save up a decent amount of $$$ -> quit job -> coast on savings for a few months of blissful unemployment
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Give Pat a Job posted:The secret to working from home is to schedule yourself a lot of meetings so your Lync (or Skype or whatever) shows you "in meeting" and people will mostly leave you alone. At the very least, you have an excuse to not reply to their bullshit IMs. nigga this isn't my first rodeo i used to work from home, i got paid to gently caress the boss's daughter on company time, i think that is the american dream
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Oct 6, 2015 08:43
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i dont like work im thinking about not doing it maybe
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goatse.cx haver posted:i dont like work im thinking about not doing it maybe this guy gets it
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80 percent of success is showing up OP
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:you seem to be having a tough time. i hope you're able to come to terms with your slavery situation one way or another. don't rock the boat. the boat was built this way for a reason
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corpuscollossus posted:80 percent of success is showing up OP hopefully the 20% i'm about to give will be enough
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Do like that one guy and go to work but actually pay some Chinese code making GBS threads warehouse to do all your work and pay them about 20% of what you actually make.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Do like that one guy and go to work but actually pay some Chinese code making GBS threads warehouse to do all your work and pay them about 20% of what you actually make. i want to meet that dude. i bet he's got some sick scam going on right now
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literally this big posted:Save up a decent amount of $$$ -> quit job -> coast on savings for a few months of blissful unemployment I worked for a university one time and had four months of paid vacation.
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i have no big opinions about work, i'm just sincerely hoping you can figure out a way to interact with the capitalist shitheap in a way that benefits you
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Mandator posted:i want to meet that dude. i bet he's got some sick scam going on right now I mean, it's basically the same scam the people employing him did. Make some code for us and we'll pay you 20% of the value of what your work makes for us. Oh okay sure boss I'll do that. Then the boss comes in and is like WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i have no big opinions about work, i'm just sincerely hoping you can figure out a way to interact with the capitalist shitheap in a way that benefits you the pay is good which is required to buy the drugs i need to do the job
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Sheep-Goats posted:I mean, it's basically the same scam the people employing him did. Make some code for us and we'll pay you 20% of the value of what your work makes for us. Oh okay sure boss I'll do that. Then the boss comes in and is like WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO let's not pretend like outsourced code isn't ridiculously bad
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but you're right
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Mandator posted:let's not pretend like outsourced code isn't ridiculously bad He was one of the top three guys at his company according to his performance reviews.
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oh lol that has not been my experience where can i contact this guy so i can pay him 30%
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IDK maybe he polished the turds a little bit before sending them along More likely his boss knew nothing about code and it just barely worked and was always in on time therefore hey you're da best employee
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Sheep-Goats posted:IDK maybe he polished the turds a little bit before sending them along living the dream any code that goes into our sc is vetted by 2 developers and a moderator (also a developer) and then automated builds reject the code also every programmer has aspergers so even trivial mistakes like forgetting to attach a user story/work item/issue to a non-audited code review will get work rejected
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if you are a slave to your companies it policies then you can suck my goddamn dick i did process improvement work for five years. if a process doesn't make sense for a given scenario, don't do it for the sake of doing it you goddamn spergy idiots be smart, don't be a retard
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yeah, i'm going to take a 2mg xanax i've been saving with the strongest liquor i can find and then go to bed. i hope i wake up after work is over (or not at all)
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*user has been permabanned for mentioning xanax outside of tcc to help contribute to a dying site*
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