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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

what happened to ur av
i died inside, and kaminvader died with me

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Leon! -- Murphy Blotters, Jr.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A reminder that Bob Hoskins hated making that film more than anything in his life:

What a baby. He got paid to spend a few months drunk off his rear end ripping around in a golf cart with John Leguizamo.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Germstore posted:

What a baby. He got paid to spend a few months drunk off his rear end ripping around in a golf cart with John Leguizamo.

there's not enough money in the world to justify hanging out with a young john leguizamo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Bob Hoskins had to do all his own stunts and had the poo poo beaten out of him during the making of that film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlrfA0gcD0

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Nefarious posted:

there's not enough money in the world to justify hanging out with a young john leguizamo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Remember how the movie ended on a cliffhanger when Princess Daisy reappeared and told the Mario Bros she needed their help? Remember how the movie bombed so badly that the sequel they set up was never made? Well someone decided they couldn't live without that sequel so they made a Mario Bros 2 webcomic

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I still haven't figured out why they had Princess Daisy in the film instead of Princess Peach.

Princess Peach was still known as Princess Toadstool in the States at the time, and calling someone "Toadstool" in New York would've been insane, so I imagine they only called her Princess Daisy in the movie because it was a less insane name. Or they were unfamiliar with the games and thought it was the same princess.

She's still, like, princess of mushroom kingdom, related to mushrooms or whatever, so she's clearly supposed to be Princess Toadstool, just has the wrong name.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember how the movie ended on a cliffhanger when Princess Daisy reappeared and told the Mario Bros she needed their help? Remember how the movie bombed so badly that the sequel they set up was never made? Well someone decided they couldn't live without that sequel so they made a Mario Bros 2 webcomic

It got badass shy guys. That's a plus.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Has anyone killed Mojo Nixon yet

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

haljordan posted:

Has anyone killed Mojo Nixon yet

He's almost completed his metamorphosis into Andre the Giant so death can't be far behind

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Man even the Mario porno was a series of missed opportunities even if the casting of ron Jeremy was inspired

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The only Super Mario Bros film I acknowledge is スーパー マリオ ブラザーズ ピーチ姫救出大作戦! (Sūpā Mario Burazāzu Pīchi-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!) which was released in 1986 in GLORIOUS NIPPON and the baka gaijin live action movie is dead to me. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpRYwNviSus

For some reason I've been trying to watch this but naw I'm done. For some reason Luigi is blue (bluigi lol) and extremely money-hungry (jewigi lolol) and gently caress it, not my weegee.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Phobic Nest posted:

jewigi lolol

lol it's like that ben affelck jennifer lopez movie

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
luigi blue, who knew?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phobic Nest posted:

For some reason I've been trying to watch this but naw I'm done. For some reason Luigi is blue (bluigi lol) and extremely money-hungry (jewigi lolol) and gently caress it, not my weegee.



Luigi was back to his usual green clothing three years later in part 3 'Super Mario Shirayuki-hime‎' of アマダアニメシリーズ スーパーマリオブラザーズ (Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k15VvZ5UQCs

For some reason they went "gently caress that Mushroom Kingdom storyline bullshit, let's just shoehorn the characters into classic fairytales"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
This is my Luigi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnU-2HRJNO4

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

social vegan posted:

u ever notice how mario is a plumber but u never see any dookie where's the dookie mario

Slipice is clearly frozen poop.


WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well at least it wasn't a Fisher Stevens action figure



did they make a mojo nixon action figure?

i always wanted to motorboat that big black chick in this movie. like mash my face down her cleave and then she could use those rocket boots to take me away from my sad reality.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

WatermelonGun posted:

did they make a mojo nixon action figure?

Doesn't look like it. Ain't no one got time for a Mojo Nixon action figure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq2Cp1-zcc

WatermelonGun posted:

i always wanted to motorboat that big black chick in this movie. like mash my face down her cleave and then she could use those rocket boots to take me away from my sad reality.

Fun fact: that character was called Big Bertha. There was a monster in the Mario games called Big Bertha but it was a fat red fish:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue4Bca8DbAQ

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples

Also she probably doesn't have a belly button. Or a separate vagina and rear end in a top hat, she has has an all-purpose cloaca. Also her hair is probably just really thin proto-feathers.



This is magical :allears:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples

Also, cloaca

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I never thought I'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one! -- Madrid Oaf

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
During the course of this thread we have thought wayyyyy more about this film than the directors probably did

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
I enjoyed this movie because it accurately portrays how smooth Mario is with the ladies (Big Bertha motorboat scene) and what a dweeb Luigi truly is.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

luigi mario
mario mario

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

luigi mario
mario mario

Don't make me kick your butt

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
British Mario talks like "Mama Mia"
Hispanic Luigi talks like "Waaaaaaaa"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criC5YPY2Lg

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Knight posted:

British Mario talks like "Mama Mia"
Hispanic Luigi talks like "Waaaaaaaa"

is good post

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It was all so hosed up because the script was for somthing else, and that Husband and wife team just shoehorned as many Mario References in there as they could.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Johnny Aztec posted:

It was all so hosed up because the script was for somthing else, and that Husband and wife team just shoehorned as many Mario References in there as they could.

Naw, it was always going to be a Mario film and they'd gone through a stack of writers and several directors before they got to the shooting stage. You can actually see how the script evolved (and de-evolved) over the various different rewrites.

Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper and everyone else were hired on the strength of one script but when they turned up to start working they were handed a completely different script. Hopper was supposed to be on site for just 5 weeks but that blew out to 17 weeks. It was a ttoal clusterfuck/

In the end the producers took over the whole thing and arranged a bunch of reshoots without the directors and even locked them out of the editing suite.


Here's as good article about how this movie shoot was totally hosed from the get go

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Smb is a good movie and I am happy to own it on dvd

Also daisy makes my pants fit weird

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

she could pet my yoshi

as long as she doesn't stroke it like a wounded cat

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

when i was a kid i could never remember which one was mario bros and which one was murphy brown

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ryoshi posted:

Also daisy makes my pants fit weird

I have some terrible news

I looked up Samantha Mathis' IMDB page to see what she's been doing recently and apart from some TV work it's mostly been christianity-themed movies and Atlas Shrugged 2.

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
My irl name is Mario so when I say hi to my gf I'm like, "Issa me Marbo"

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