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Applewhite posted:HankHillcryingtearsofjoy.gif
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 14:48 |
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social vegan posted:what happened to ur av
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 14:54 |
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Leon! -- Murphy Blotters, Jr.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 14:55 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A reminder that Bob Hoskins hated making that film more than anything in his life: What a baby. He got paid to spend a few months drunk off his rear end ripping around in a golf cart with John Leguizamo.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:13 |
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Germstore posted:What a baby. He got paid to spend a few months drunk off his rear end ripping around in a golf cart with John Leguizamo. there's not enough money in the world to justify hanging out with a young john leguizamo
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:19 |
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Bob Hoskins had to do all his own stunts and had the poo poo beaten out of him during the making of that film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlrfA0gcD0
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:22 |
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Nefarious posted:there's not enough money in the world to justify hanging out with a young john leguizamo
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:22 |
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Remember how the movie ended on a cliffhanger when Princess Daisy reappeared and told the Mario Bros she needed their help? Remember how the movie bombed so badly that the sequel they set up was never made? Well someone decided they couldn't live without that sequel so they made a Mario Bros 2 webcomic
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:54 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I still haven't figured out why they had Princess Daisy in the film instead of Princess Peach. Princess Peach was still known as Princess Toadstool in the States at the time, and calling someone "Toadstool" in New York would've been insane, so I imagine they only called her Princess Daisy in the movie because it was a less insane name. Or they were unfamiliar with the games and thought it was the same princess. She's still, like, princess of mushroom kingdom, related to mushrooms or whatever, so she's clearly supposed to be Princess Toadstool, just has the wrong name.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:01 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Remember how the movie ended on a cliffhanger when Princess Daisy reappeared and told the Mario Bros she needed their help? Remember how the movie bombed so badly that the sequel they set up was never made? Well someone decided they couldn't live without that sequel so they made a Mario Bros 2 webcomic It got badass shy guys. That's a plus.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:01 |
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Has anyone killed Mojo Nixon yet
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:09 |
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haljordan posted:Has anyone killed Mojo Nixon yet He's almost completed his metamorphosis into Andre the Giant so death can't be far behind
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:15 |
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Man even the Mario porno was a series of missed opportunities even if the casting of ron Jeremy was inspired
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 16:52 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The only Super Mario Bros film I acknowledge is スーパー マリオ ブラザーズ ピーチ姫救出大作戦! (Sūpā Mario Burazāzu Pīchi-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!) which was released in 1986 in GLORIOUS NIPPON and the baka gaijin live action movie is dead to me. For some reason I've been trying to watch this but naw I'm done. For some reason Luigi is blue (bluigi lol) and extremely money-hungry (jewigi lolol) and gently caress it, not my weegee.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:21 |
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Phobic Nest posted:jewigi lolol lol it's like that ben affelck jennifer lopez movie
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:29 |
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luigi blue, who knew?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:29 |
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Phobic Nest posted:For some reason I've been trying to watch this but naw I'm done. For some reason Luigi is blue (bluigi lol) and extremely money-hungry (jewigi lolol) and gently caress it, not my weegee. Luigi was back to his usual green clothing three years later in part 3 'Super Mario Shirayuki-hime' of アマダアニメシリーズ スーパーマリオブラザーズ (Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k15VvZ5UQCs For some reason they went "gently caress that Mushroom Kingdom storyline bullshit, let's just shoehorn the characters into classic fairytales"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:32 |
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This is my Luigi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnU-2HRJNO4
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:38 |
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social vegan posted:u ever notice how mario is a plumber but u never see any dookie where's the dookie mario Slipice is clearly frozen poop.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well at least it wasn't a Fisher Stevens action figure did they make a mojo nixon action figure? i always wanted to motorboat that big black chick in this movie. like mash my face down her cleave and then she could use those rocket boots to take me away from my sad reality.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:47 |
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WatermelonGun posted:did they make a mojo nixon action figure? Doesn't look like it. Ain't no one got time for a Mojo Nixon action figure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq2Cp1-zcc WatermelonGun posted:i always wanted to motorboat that big black chick in this movie. like mash my face down her cleave and then she could use those rocket boots to take me away from my sad reality. Fun fact: that character was called Big Bertha. There was a monster in the Mario games called Big Bertha but it was a fat red fish:
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:57 |
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since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 17:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue4Bca8DbAQ
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:02 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples Also she probably doesn't have a belly button. Or a separate vagina and rear end in a top hat, she has has an all-purpose cloaca. Also her hair is probably just really thin proto-feathers. This is magical
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:01 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:since the princess lady was hatched from an egg it stands to reason that her titties did not have nipples Also, cloaca
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:07 |
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I never thought I'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one! -- Madrid Oaf
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:36 |
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During the course of this thread we have thought wayyyyy more about this film than the directors probably did
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:39 |
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I enjoyed this movie because it accurately portrays how smooth Mario is with the ladies (Big Bertha motorboat scene) and what a dweeb Luigi truly is.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:50 |
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luigi mario mario mario
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:02 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:luigi mario Don't make me kick your butt
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:10 |
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British Mario talks like "Mama Mia" Hispanic Luigi talks like "Waaaaaaaa"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criC5YPY2Lg
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:27 |
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Knight posted:British Mario talks like "Mama Mia" is good post
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:31 |
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It was all so hosed up because the script was for somthing else, and that Husband and wife team just shoehorned as many Mario References in there as they could.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:40 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:It was all so hosed up because the script was for somthing else, and that Husband and wife team just shoehorned as many Mario References in there as they could. Naw, it was always going to be a Mario film and they'd gone through a stack of writers and several directors before they got to the shooting stage. You can actually see how the script evolved (and de-evolved) over the various different rewrites. Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper and everyone else were hired on the strength of one script but when they turned up to start working they were handed a completely different script. Hopper was supposed to be on site for just 5 weeks but that blew out to 17 weeks. It was a ttoal clusterfuck/ In the end the producers took over the whole thing and arranged a bunch of reshoots without the directors and even locked them out of the editing suite. Here's as good article about how this movie shoot was totally hosed from the get go
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:57 |
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Smb is a good movie and I am happy to own it on dvd Also daisy makes my pants fit weird
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:59 |
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she could pet my yoshi as long as she doesn't stroke it like a wounded cat
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:00 |
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when i was a kid i could never remember which one was mario bros and which one was murphy brown
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:05 |
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Ryoshi posted:Also daisy makes my pants fit weird I have some terrible news I looked up Samantha Mathis' IMDB page to see what she's been doing recently and apart from some TV work it's mostly been christianity-themed movies and Atlas Shrugged 2.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:07 |
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My irl name is Mario so when I say hi to my gf I'm like, "Issa me Marbo"
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