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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it possible, the experts says

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners
changed vote from 4 to 1 :whitewater:

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

:heysexy:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
independent analysis confirms boners

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

came here to post this

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

I'm glad it only took one post to go from oven to mom

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

quakster posted:

it possible, the experts says

Source your data!

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Source your data!

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I shall need to see evidence of both claims, particularly the latter.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im the expert

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

Source your data!
have micro wafe, was diag nose with the spergs 20 years ago

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I I DONT EVEN OWN A MICROWAVE!!

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Aww yeah

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

quakster posted:

changed vote from 4 to 1 :whitewater:

Changed my vote from 2 to 5.

Inches.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

With as much as I use microwave ovens, if they caused autism, I'd be... hmmm. wait a second.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol ... they probably do

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
It's true, microwaves gave me autism. No idea why so many of my close genetic relatives are autistic too though, they must've been microwaved too I guess.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

in that case OP, you've been near far too many microwaves

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

in that case OP, you've been near far too many microwaves
thats what ive been saying all these years. finally someone who can relate to me

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
so what happens if your doctor microwaves your vaccination meds?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a train with the face of sonic is born, presumably

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

How old is that picture? That lady is probably all wrinkly now.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
what about that used diapers guy?

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

I came here to post exactly this statement, word for word.

God bless goon

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i'm not usually into milfs, and i'm sure after all this time she isn't even all that attractive, but i'd probably sex that mom, just for the gbs cred

i've always wanted to be a gbs legend, but my posts are not good or bad enough for that. i'm a mediocre goon.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'm not usually into milfs, and i'm sure after all this time she isn't even all that attractive, but i'd probably sex that mom, just for the gbs cred

i've always wanted to be a gbs legend, but my posts are not good or bad enough for that. i'm a mediocre goon.

You've got a drunk penguin avatar, you are a legend to me.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'm not usually into milfs, and i'm sure after all this time she isn't even all that attractive, but i'd probably sex that mom, just for the gbs cred

i've always wanted to be a gbs legend, but my posts are not good or bad enough for that. i'm a mediocre goon.

You bcum the gbs legend by aspiring to FYAD if u aim at the target you will undershoot it due to incredible distances and precision required

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

OctoberBlues posted:

How old is that picture? That lady is probably all wrinkly now.

I dunno, there's some eternal vampire milfs that cruise along well into their 50s.

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
While im not gonna go full tinfoil hat over it, I do believe that there is something to the discussion. Much like lead paint chips of the 60s and such, I strongly believe that my generation , which grew up on plastic bottles being warmed up in the microwave gave long term adverse effects.

OlmanRiver fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Oct 7, 2015

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Ronwayne posted:

I dunno, there's some eternal vampire milfs that cruise along well into their 50s.

where can i find them

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

quakster posted:

it possible, the experts says

should be the leading solution to autism IMO

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ryoshi posted:

microwaves mom, a leading cause of boners

Microboners, maybe.

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