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am I a bad person for owning my grandfathers ~100 year old shotgun?
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Oct 6, 2015 17:30
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Besides moose is better than deer anyhow you pedestrian motherfucker
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Oct 6, 2015 17:30
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Network Pesci posted:
You look like, and likely are, a racist uncle. Therefore, I do believe you shot someone for being black.
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Oct 6, 2015 17:32
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Tendai posted:Besides moose is better than deer anyhow you pedestrian motherfucker I have never been lucky enough to eat moose, yet
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Oct 6, 2015 17:32
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i protected my cousins right ear w a bb gun when i was a kid
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Oct 6, 2015 17:32
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Luvcow posted:I have never been lucky enough to eat moose, yet
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Oct 6, 2015 17:32
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Luvcow posted:am I a bad person for owning my grandfathers ~100 year old shotgun? Yes.
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Oct 6, 2015 17:43
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When I was a teenager my grandparents had a problem with deer/hog/turkey poachers coming through their tobacco and corn fields near the house. My brother and I spent every summer working on the plantation they owned and every now and then you'd hear shots off in the distance and my grandmother would call the sheriff or game warden to come out and look, no one was ever caught in the years they did this, but everytime they sent a squad car down the road it would normally keep the poachers out for a few weeks. So one night my older brother and I (he was 17 at the time, I was 13) were asleep and we were both woken up by the sounds of gunfire very close to the house. My grand father got up and told us to grab our guns, my brother grabbed the semi-auto .22 and I took the old bolt action Winchester while my grandfather grabbed his pheasant hunting shotgun. He went out to the North porch on the house and had my brother put a pretty high power flood light toward the treeline we thought we had heard the shots come from. A few moments later we saw a muzzle-flash right at the edge of the tree line about 150 yards away to the Northwest and my grandfather fired in the direction as a warning and told my brother and I to get down behind the stone wall in front of my grandmother's flower garden. A few seconds later we heard two more gunshots from the same area and heard one hit the tin tool-shed about 40 feet from the house, so we both (brother and I) popped up and started shooting at the area of the treeline we saw the muzzle flashes from earlier. We heard a few voices screaming "Get the gently caress out" and "poo poo" after that, then as we kept an eye out toward the Western side of the property that butted up against a paved road, we heard a vehicle moving quick, but didn't see any lights. When the game warden showed up 40 minutes later, he did a search around the property while joking with my grandpa that there was no way they'd be back anytime soon. He found a blood trail from whatever animal they had been chasing that went by the shed, which probably explains why we heard impact on it. Also found some tire tracks going through the wooded area between the tobacco and corn fields and a bunch of flattened cornstalks leading to the paved road. My grandparents didn't have a single issue with poachers near the house since then, fwiw
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Oct 6, 2015 17:44
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Booblord reminiscing about the the good old days of 1850s rural Georgia life 
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Oct 6, 2015 17:47
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I want to hear the story about the OP hitting a child in the head with a shovel again.
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Oct 6, 2015 17:51
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Captain Yossarian posted:Booblord reminiscing about the the good old days of 1850s rural Georgia life 1995, but to be honest there really wasn't that much change in those 145 years other than the skin colors and accents of field hands from what I've been told.
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Oct 6, 2015 17:52
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Sounds like 90s rural Georgia life to me. Sorry about poaching your hogs but we were really fuckin hungry.
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Oct 6, 2015 17:53
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Booblord Zagats posted:1995, but to be honest there really wasn't that much change in those 145 years other than the skin colors and accents of field hands from what I've been told. I assume
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Oct 6, 2015 17:54
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social vegan posted:i protected my cousins right ear w a bb gun when i was a kid My little brother protected my right butt cheek with a BB gun when I was in high school
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Oct 6, 2015 17:56
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Oct 6, 2015 17:57
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Booblord Zagats posted:When I was a teenager my grandparents had a problem with deer/hog/turkey poachers coming through their tobacco and corn fields near the house. My brother and I spent every summer working on the plantation they owned and every now and then you'd hear shots off in the distance and my grandmother would call the sheriff or game warden to come out and look, no one was ever caught in the years they did this, but everytime they sent a squad car down the road it would normally keep the poachers out for a few weeks. They should have used a shovel
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Oct 6, 2015 17:58
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Tendai posted:And the fact that you can't legally sell/rape them Probably. Though what's illegal and what's prosecuted out there has never been one in the same.
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Oct 6, 2015 18:00
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I have a flag flying on my lawn and once some traitors on the council said it violated planning regulations so when they sent blacksite repo mercenaries to remove it and I neutralised those tangos in defence of my country.
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Oct 6, 2015 18:01
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I never have cause I don't live in a warzone
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Oct 6, 2015 18:07
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My neighbour shot a huge hole in a dudes head during a home invasion but got a knife through his forearm for his trouble.
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Oct 6, 2015 18:08
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Network Pesci posted:Sounds like 90s rural Georgia life to me. Sorry about poaching your hogs but we were really fuckin hungry. S'all right. Had you boys just knocked on the door earlier and asked permission we'd have probably even offered to help you. Just don't shoot in the direction of the house or the cow-pens is all. Glad none of ya'll got hurt.
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Oct 6, 2015 18:11
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i protected american interests in boy-rape and heroin
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Oct 6, 2015 18:13
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I've dissuaded a few unfriendly fellows over the years by simply drawing and holding it by my side until they got the hint. I'm glad I didn't have to shoot them, and that my state doesn't have laws on "brandishing" to gently caress me over with for avoiding the shooty part.
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Oct 6, 2015 18:14
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they'd make a better condom if it wasn't for the big hole in the end
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Oct 6, 2015 18:26
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ArmZ posted:I don't have to use it for protection, I just have to let people know I have it. That's why I can't stop talking about guns. maybe that's why no one breaks in your hovel?
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Oct 6, 2015 18:37
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Darth123123 posted:maybe that's why no one breaks in your hovel?
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Oct 6, 2015 18:38
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Someone was vandalizing my punk'ns so I took care of the situation with help from TFR. Edit: oh wait that was some psycho. I DID take the head off a squirrel with a paintball gun, though. That was pretty shocking and made me sad for a bit. Crazyeyes fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Oct 6, 2015 18:46
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Crazyeyes posted:Someone was vandalizing my punk'ns so I took care of the situation with help from TFR. It was spelled puckins
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Oct 6, 2015 19:20
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Pumpkins ^^^ gently caress
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Oct 6, 2015 19:21
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wipeout posted:Pumpkins What's that then
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Oct 6, 2015 19:22
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Pupkins
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Oct 6, 2015 19:30
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If you open carry every day, your chances of getting an STD are very low.
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Oct 6, 2015 21:50
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joat mon posted:If you open carry every day, your chances of getting an STD are very low. Because you're probably 40+ and married
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Oct 6, 2015 22:15
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Enfield posted:i killed some deer and ate them same.
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Oct 6, 2015 22:16
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PCOS Bill posted:Because you're probably 40+ and married
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Oct 6, 2015 22:16
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i am protected
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Oct 6, 2015 22:31
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a hole-y ghost posted:you don't need it for "breakin 2?"
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Oct 6, 2015 22:32
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When I was about 5 my older sister was being a fuckin sjw bitch and wouldn't let me eat any more cookies even though my mom SPECIFICALLY SAID I COULD HAVE 3, so I grabbed the gun my dad keeps under the mattress and defended myself
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Oct 6, 2015 22:33
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I have used my gun for protection if by gun you mean penis and by protection you mean penis
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Oct 6, 2015 22:42
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Carried a gun on two deployments and didn't die. Suits my needs
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