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Astrofig posted:My brother uses his for self-defense------it protects him from feeling like he has a small penis. You really ought to spend less time thinking about your brother's penis
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I always wear protection when using my gun.
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Oct 7, 2015 19:57
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PCOS Bill posted:You really ought to spend less time thinking about your brother's penis All gun owners have small penises, though----it's like how mass shooters are gonna be white guys who can't get laid; it's just common knowledge.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I always wear protection when using my gun. You need protection from the thing that offers you protection? 
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Oct 7, 2015 19:58
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Astrofig posted:All gun owners have small penises, though----it's like how mass shooters are gonna be white guys who can't get laid; it's just common knowledge. The last two big famous shooters have been black though? And while this one was apparently a sperg the last one was just hella gay
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Oct 7, 2015 19:59
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satanic splash-back posted:Followup: The paper plate never cut me again. Badass
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PCOS Bill posted:It's pretty obvious you've never been in so much as a fistfight I'm a tiny 5'3" woman with noodle arms, so yes you're right actually joat mon posted:Like, a bat'leth and a katana? Hanzo steel obviously god
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Oct 7, 2015 20:02
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quote:Police in Auburn Hills, Michigan are investigating an attempted shooting at a Home Depot, where a 47-year-old woman with a concealed carry permit tried to shoot a fleeing shoplifter, WXYZ reports. lol.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:03
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Mange Mite posted:The last two big famous shooters have been black though? And while this one was apparently a sperg the last one was just hella gay You mean the white guy who shot up the Oregon junior college and the pasty dude who shot up a theater?
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Oct 7, 2015 20:05
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ThePriceIsRight posted:better hope your victim is a liberal pretty sure thats the whole point
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Oct 7, 2015 20:06
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I caught some black kids breaking into my car, i confronted them while waiting for the police to respond. They said I was gonna die and charged me so I shot the nearest one in the stomach and his two homies ran off. I wish I had shot all three of them in the head. It would have saved me a lot of trouble. Also all three were ages 18-20 and had more than and dozen priors each.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:08
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I caught some black kids breaking into my car, i confronted them while waiting for the police to respond. They said I was gonna die and charged me so I shot the nearest one in the stomach and his two homies ran off. And his name..... Was George Zimmerman.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:09
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Astrofig posted:You mean the white guy who shot up the Oregon junior college and the pasty dude who shot up a theater? you think the one of the two 'recent' infamous shooters is from 2012? really?
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Ryoshi posted:you think the one of the two 'recent' infamous shooters is from 2012? really? When was Sandy Hook?
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Oct 7, 2015 20:10
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Everbody I ever shot 5'ed me and mashed the like button before dying.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:11
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Astrofig posted:And his name..... This actually happened like 6 weeks before the George Zimmerman shooting. Also in Texas and the guy I shot survived and was over 18 so nobody cared.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:11
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Astrofig posted:When was Sandy Hook? also 2012 i genuinely can't tell if you're trolling or just an utter dumbass
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I caught some black kids breaking into my car, i confronted them while waiting for the police to respond. They said I was gonna die and charged me so I shot the nearest one in the stomach and his two homies ran off. Wait, they were BLACK?
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Not trolling my memory is just bad. Help me out, I literally don't recall a black guy ever doing a mass shooting.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:This actually happened like 6 weeks before the George Zimmerman shooting. Also in Texas and the guy I shot survived and was over 18 so nobody cared. Well the fambily of the shithead I shot cared enough to harass me and send me death threats for shooting their "good boy who was getting his life on track." Anyway the lesson here is it you shoot somebody make sure they're dead and don't get the cops involved because they sure as gently caress won't help you after the fact.
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Astrofig posted:You mean the white guy who shot up the Oregon junior college and the pasty dude who shot up a theater? oregon college guy was mixed race, one-drop rule means hes black. and im talking about the gay black news reporter guy 
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Oct 7, 2015 20:19
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Dad asked me if I wanted his guns when he was moving to the retirement place. I reminded him that I am a dumbass prone to mood swings and should never own a gun.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:22
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I just got an IUD. holding a gun on a lover and insisting they pull out is not 100% effective.
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Champenema posted:Dad asked me if I wanted his guns when he was moving to the retirement place. No thanks probably would have made him feel better
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Mange Mite posted:oregon college guy was mixed race, one-drop rule means hes black. He was considered a mass shooter?
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Astrofig posted:He was considered a mass shooter? yeah man his kdr was poo poo but enough to fit the definition, plus he played the media harder than most of these beta tryhards have been able to pull off lately
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Oct 7, 2015 20:26
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Astrofig posted:Not trolling my memory is just bad. Help me out, I literally don't recall a black guy ever doing a mass shooting. There are double, triple , etc murders every week
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ChairmanMeow posted:I just got an IUD. holding a gun on a lover and insisting they pull out is not 100% effective. I bet your face works better than the IUD. BOOM. Mange Mite posted:oregon college guy was mixed race, one-drop rule means hes black. If Obama is considered black, uh, duh? Cuckoo posted:I'm a tiny 5'3" woman with noodle arms, so yes you're right actually Sure you are.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:43
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Astrofig posted:All gun owners have small penises, though----it's like how mass shooters are gonna be white guys who can't get laid; it's just common knowledge. So gun banners are most fearful of large, black guns to an extent madly out of proportion to their actual use in gun crimes. What does this augur?
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joat mon posted:So gun banners are most fearful of large, black guns to an extent madly out of proportion to their actual use in gun crimes. What does this augur? Racism, also tiny penises.
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Astrofig posted:All gun owners have small penises, though----it's like how mass shooters are gonna be white guys who can't get laid; it's just common knowledge. You sure obsess about penis size a lot. Maybe you should see a therapist.
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Darth123123 posted:There are double, triple , etc murders every week It's not newsworthy when a black dude shoots a bunch of people. CNN doesn't give 24-hour coverage every time it's Wednesday either.
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Oct 8, 2015 00:54
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yes, many times. I game online.
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PCOS Bill posted:I, too, don't believe women could have the power to do anything dangerous in this world, and in no way do I feel this is a sexist worldview. My comment wasn't based on her being a woman, although yeah it does show even greater cowardice and you're grasping at straws to think otherwise. The more important part is that the chance of ever genuinely needing to kill in self defence is so small that it's crazy to have worked yourself into a mindset where you feel it's necessary to own, maintain and fixate on guns to the point that someone knocking on your window literally asking for help requires you to have a gun in your waistband. Y'all been sold on a crazy paranoid world view designed to sell a product few people actually need.
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I shot a coyote and a wild dog on my hike. Got 35 bucks for the coyote pelt and jaw.
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Moon Atari posted:My comment wasn't based on her being a woman, although yeah it does show even greater cowardice and you're grasping at straws to think otherwise. The more important part is that the chance of ever genuinely needing to kill in self defence is so small that it's crazy to have worked yourself into a mindset where you feel it's necessary to own, maintain and fixate on guns to the point that someone knocking on your window literally asking for help requires you to have a gun in your waistband. Y'all been sold on a crazy paranoid world view designed to sell a product few people actually need. Really? Tell me all about how it's so improbable, hmm? I'm under the LGBT umbrella and I'm an ethnic minority so my risk of being attacked is several times higher than that of the average citizen. I'd have to be a retard to not get my CCW (which I have done recently). One of my friends was nearly beaten to death (he was in the hospital for months) even after handing over his wallet and phone without a fight - they were just psycho assholes. There are lots of psycho assholes out there, more than you'd probably think, and I intend to be armed whenever possible because I want to be prepared. Even if the odds mean that being attacked is somewhat unlikely (although more likely compared to the average citizen), if the potential cost is infinite (i.e. my life) then I'm going to feel a lot better with a magazine of 9mm to back me up. Go gently caress yourself. 
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Network Pesci posted:
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Nuclear Pogostick posted:Really? Tell me all about how it's so improbable, hmm? I'm under the LGBT umbrella and I'm an ethnic minority so my risk of being attacked is several times higher than that of the average citizen. I'd have to be a retard to not get my CCW (which I have done recently). One of my friends was nearly beaten to death (he was in the hospital for months) even after handing over his wallet and phone without a fight - they were just psycho assholes. There are lots of psycho assholes out there, more than you'd probably think, and I intend to be armed whenever possible because I want to be prepared. Even if the odds mean that being attacked is somewhat unlikely (although more likely compared to the average citizen), if the potential cost is infinite (i.e. my life) then I'm going to feel a lot better with a magazine of 9mm to back me up. Go gently caress yourself. I kinda want to mug you
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Nuclear Pogostick posted:Really? Tell me all about how it's so improbable, hmm? I'm under the LGBT umbrella and I'm an ethnic minority so my risk of being attacked is several times higher than that of the average citizen. I'd have to be a retard to not get my CCW (which I have done recently). One of my friends was nearly beaten to death (he was in the hospital for months) even after handing over his wallet and phone without a fight - they were just psycho assholes. There are lots of psycho assholes out there, more than you'd probably think, and I intend to be armed whenever possible because I want to be prepared. Even if the odds mean that being attacked is somewhat unlikely (although more likely compared to the average citizen), if the potential cost is infinite (i.e. my life) then I'm going to feel a lot better with a magazine of 9mm to back me up. Go gently caress yourself. lol i wonder how many people have shot and killed themselves badly attempting to draw their weapons in self defense while the would be mugger stood there watching and was like "OH poo poo I'M GUNNA GET THE BLAME FOR THIS" I bet it's a laughably large number
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Nuclear Pogostick posted:Really? Tell me all about how it's so improbable, hmm? I'm under the LGBT umbrella and I'm an ethnic minority so my risk of being attacked is several times higher than that of the average citizen. I'd have to be a retard to not get my CCW (which I have done recently). One of my friends was nearly beaten to death (he was in the hospital for months) even after handing over his wallet and phone without a fight - they were just psycho assholes. There are lots of psycho assholes out there, more than you'd probably think, and I intend to be armed whenever possible because I want to be prepared. Even if the odds mean that being attacked is somewhat unlikely (although more likely compared to the average citizen), if the potential cost is infinite (i.e. my life) then I'm going to feel a lot better with a magazine of 9mm to back me up. Go gently caress yourself. A 9mm is not a good self defense gun on the bad streets of
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