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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

The gay uprising has begun. Our brothers will band together and storm the capital of Nebraska tomorrow morning at 11:00 am. We will swaffle all oppressors. This is your only warning!

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm going to drink this entire loving gallon of milk, by midnight tomorrow.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
gunna gently caress that groundhog

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm gonna kick op's rear end and give his thread some :gas:

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfFBnoCL2qU

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I'm gonna go to the waffle house on the tail end of state route 234 and I am gonna knock ALL the silverware on the ground I swear to loving god

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Tomorrow I'm going to tear out obama's heart and eat his children, praise be to allah.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMe5995AFjw

lol that was a related video, skip to 7:00

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm an internet tough guy in the mood to bully a cyber

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

hey motherfuckers i'm going to order the all day breakfast from mcdonalds and there's nothing you can do

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Listen up motherfuckers, by this time tomorrow I will pet my cat, and it will loving enjoy it, YOU HEAR ME!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going to chop off my useless loving cock and balls.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i ran out of cigarettes and im starting to get cranky

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMe5995AFjw

lol that was a related video, skip to 7:00

cool ive always wondered how catsnakes killed their prey

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I'm gonna come home today after work and feed my dogs baby carrots and say "awww" at their cute lil wiggly tails

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

one time this troper got so mad he snapped like five pencils. and one was too hard so he got his friend to break it for him (delegation: pro strat)

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i make a fart.. into a plastic bag

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Gonna punch a person right in the face.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
looks like you'll never be the head of a major corporation

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gonna poo poo post

right





NOW

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm opening a tab and browsing 4chan

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
i'm gonna tear off ann coulter's dick and assfuck her with a bowie knife

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm gonna jerk off later, maybe stream it

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Literally going to kill all white men.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Obola did it first.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im in love with u

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Orkin Mang posted:

im in love with u

Aww, how cute.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


At some point between now and the heat death of the universe, I will cause the local star in this system, "the sun" to turn into a red giant and destroy the earth. Eat poo poo humans.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Ddraig posted:

Literally going to kill all white men.

Not even mad, I just kind of want to know how

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Around 6pm tonight, CST, I plan to take a poo poo.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Drone_Fragger posted:

At some point between now and the heat death of the universe, I will cause the local star in this system, "the sun" to turn into a red giant and destroy the earth. Eat poo poo humans.

not before I destroy the moon dammit :mad:

and I'm going to destroy the moon, by the way

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Yaos posted:

Aww, how cute.

do u think u could fit in the trunk of ur own car??

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gonna NUKE THE WHOLE drat EARTH

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

im gonna NUKE THE WHOLE drat EARTH

I'd vote for you

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Not even mad, I just kind of want to know how

Ricin in caramel macchiatos obviously.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
I'm going to keep smoking cigs and blow second hand smoke at you, like some kind of wraith. Deal with it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I will transform into my ultimate form. IRL.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I will transform into my ultimate form. IRL.

I don't think eating more is a serious threat to anyone but yourself.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
I'm gonna post in this thread and no one will be able to stop me.

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20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
I'd joke about joining ISIS, but I hear that some goon went overboard on his arguably-pro-ISIS gimmick and was paid a visit by the FBI for his troubles. Or was it some other guy at some other site (fark)?

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