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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
The only candidate for Florida Senate who is willing to do what it takes. By which I mean, sacrifice goats and drink their blood as well as start the Second Civil War.


http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html





"I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."- Augustus Sol Invictus

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:stonklol:

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Cool flag lapel, though. I wonder if he supports the troops?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
praise to the majestic unconquored sun

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm pretty certain that's the villain from superman II. I'm calling bullshit name, bullshit identity.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Cool flag lapel, though. I wonder if he supports the troops?
of SATAN :devil:

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
This guy's going to RUIN Florida's reputation.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
there is no "i" in "team"

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I voted. Now what? When is the next ritual?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Smelly Bohemian posted:

This guy's going to RUIN Florida's reputation.

what's there to ruin

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Nice find op!
It's difficult to find pictures of His Holiness Supreme Emperor of Earth Augustus the Destroyer before he rose to power.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
SOLI INVICTO COMITI

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

quote:

Invictus knows running as a Libertarian is a longshot Wyllie was easily Florida's most well-received Libertarian candidate and he only received 3.8 percent of the vote and he acknowledges that being a pagan will hurt him with an electorate that tends to support Christians. But he said he is running with the hope of speaking on the Senate floor.

yeah and that guy only got 3.8 percent without slaughtering a loving goat

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

deep impact on vhs posted:

yeah and that guy only got 3.8 percent without slaughtering a loving goat

With numbers that low, it's hard to see how killing a goat and drinking its blood could make things any worse.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Smelly Bohemian posted:

With numbers that low, it's hard to see how killing a goat and drinking its blood could make things any worse.

"hmm i agree with his views on race, the economy and social welfare programs but i'm not so sure about the ritual goat sacrifice" - some guy, probably

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
he should run on an SPQR platform none of this libtard nonsense

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
this man is the hero florida needs

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
If he shares the goat meat then I think it would be a nice campaign strategy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hitler youth hair for the old jew ladies, goat blood for the protestants, American flag for the southern separatists, this guys got the hate gently caress votes on cleeq for Florida's most important demographics.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

he look like he manages the devil's investment portfolio

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
guys this might be fake I dunno

he has a fb https://www.facebook.com/InvictusForSenate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
That eagle looks pissed

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol libritarian with fasces in the logo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Tendai posted:

That eagle looks pissed

it's pissed because of commies

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Smelly Bohemian posted:

The only candidate for Florida Senate who is willing to do what it takes. By which I mean, sacrifice goats and drink their blood as well as start the Second Civil War.


http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html





"I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."- Augustus Sol Invictus

New mass effect face creator looking good.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

SniperWoreConverse posted:

guys this might be fake I dunno

he has a fb https://www.facebook.com/InvictusForSenate

Ah, it turns out that we're ALREADY at war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqfpMKiRZHo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

deep impact on vhs posted:

it's pissed because of commies

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Ah, it turns out that we're ALREADY at war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqfpMKiRZHo

you know, he sounds exactly like i thought he would

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
don't go to his website it'll hack u

what's his vid say I already got into trouble earlier when I was reading "i got a job as a retard masturbator" and OSHA came in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
you know we mock this guy, and yet, we know for a fact that david cameron stuck his penis into a pig, so do we really have any grounds on which to judge this man?

besides from being traitorous secesh that will be crushed beneath the steel treads of the Sherman Brigade when the South is decimated during Civil War II

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

deep impact on vhs posted:

it's pissed because of commies
I don't know, the way its wings are spread makes me think it's more yelling "AND WHAT THE gently caress IS WITH YOUR STUPID NAME WHY DID I TAKE THIS JOB" which is understandable.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you know we mock this guy, and yet, we know for a fact that david cameron stuck his penis into a pig, so do we really have any grounds on which to judge this man?
I'm not mocking him because of the goat, I'm mocking him because he's a total goober :colbert:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
guess he wanted to becomke a meme like vermin supreme

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I mean, I'm all down for sun worshipping but not sure about drinking goat's blood. Can I just have feta on a burger instead?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

SniperWoreConverse posted:

don't go to his website it'll hack u

what's his vid say I already got into trouble earlier when I was reading "i got a job as a retard masturbator" and OSHA came in

He's actually kind of boring.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
He doesn't even look interesting. If you're going to drink goat's blood and try to be all :black101: don't look like some doofus who's REALLY EXCITED to work at city hall.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
saw thread title and i thought it was about voting to resurrect the emperor constantine

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Gobblecoque posted:

saw thread title and i thought it was about voting to resurrect the emperor constantine

I would also support that

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Sol Invictus sounds like the badguy name in a sci-fi movie / series.

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Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


It means the immortal sun and was the precursor to Christianity in classical Rome

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