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kalstrams posted:

c soda s: dr. pepper

nice poison

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 23:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:49

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graph posted:

thanks for getting my good thread gassed you loving idiots

aww, poor baby doesn't get the keyboard icon itt anymore

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 14:18

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Nope sorry despite that actually bein job related that makes people mad in here

Please don't flaunt your wealth by talking about having a retirement account

bring back check registry chat, which nearly broke cjs AND the tech bubble thread

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 15:32

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Tusen Takk posted:

cjs: guy in the stall next to me was jacking it, also his feet were dangling so he was wicked short

nice out of body experience

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 15:36

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Captain Foo posted:

show the office manager yo stank eye

then your stanky leg as you dance out of there

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 19:07

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make [f]art

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 19:27

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spankmeister posted:

which thread?

gonna guess the landlines thread

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 19:29

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Shaggar posted:

japs

hmm

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 21:08

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

so i started one of those IRL 'memes' at the office by saying "heh, that's what my ex-wife called me / said" whenever people say phrases that roughly would work with that.

it spread fairly quickly through the office, including upper management.

today, the one guy with an ex-wife (a young 24 year old who married too young) got set up by someone else cheating at MTG and they were like "you're a liar and a cheat and i hate you" and then someone else was like 'aren't you...aren't you gonna say 'that's what my ex-wife called me?" and he's like "no actually because that is what she actually called me and that's getting really awkward" so now we're not allowed to do it anymore.

congrats on being the michael scott of your office i guess

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:30

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Sniep posted:

same but i just use hot water from break room

im the xbone controller

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 15:51

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sweetness means sugar, which is a literal poison

as always, do not eat

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:05

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Blackula69 posted:

what happened to the old thread

he loving did it

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 18:56

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St Evan Echoes posted:

storing data in a spreadsheet

"ugh, fine"

*double clicks Access 2000 - Shortcut.lnk*

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 15:28

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i'm going to put a totally radical and extremist opinion: i think guns are bad and private citizens shouldn't be allowed to own them

congratulations, you are unelectable in this country

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 15:53

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Notorious QIG posted:

incidentally i saw a comment that was basically THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD ARM ALL TEACHERS and all the responses were "uh bro what class did you take that met at 1:30 in the morning in a parking lot"

THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, THAT'S WHAT

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 15:53

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Jerry Cotton posted:

seriouspost: "box cutter" is 100% rooty tooty point and shooty level language

no, that's xacto knife

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:14

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so i just checked and the shooting was at... my former college

um

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:29

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Vintersorg posted:

wow, its like it happened to you then

wow it's like i might know people there or something

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:32

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what are you so loving pissed about? i never claimed i was personally affected, just that it was closer to people i knew than most of these gun violence cases, and it was somewhat shocking to just hear it with no mention of where and pay that no mind, and then discover it was someplace close to people i knew

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:39

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Vintersorg posted:

because a lot of the time i see things like this and someone is like, hey i went there!

ok? wow - so you went there

if you maybe know someone just come out and say it - "oh poo poo, that happened there and i know a few people working there"

sorry i didn't psychically know the exact combination of words you expected i guess

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:42

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Roosevelt posted:

im the everything

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 17:05

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

the best way to succeed in that thread is to post the brands of everything you're wearing

no one gives a poo poo if you look ridiculous, the point is to show off that you know the "right" places to buy things

ah, the 'american psycho' approach

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 17:15

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shitface posted:

this kills the self confidence

have you tried not being a nerd

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:01

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St Evan Echoes posted:

that not nerdiness you like?

it's good

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:26

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Bloody posted:

tell that to the octogenarians that run marathon events weekly

link

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 17:27

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Bloody posted:

idk if i would brag about this

what is the correct yearly clothing expenditure?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 16:55

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only hold correct opinions

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 15:52

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

$300 raw denim, b0rn shoes, video game t-shirt (it's on of ours so it's okay) and facebook hoodie.

sf chic i believe is what they call it, gonna be slaying all the ladies at my office.

i thought they only went for startup founders tho???

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 16:57

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this is cjs, we must be both the pinnacle of fashion and money management

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:16

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cjs: boss just walked in and handed me an ssd for my work laptop :woop:

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 21:24

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cjs: leave it to lotus notes to turn the simple act of logging in to a new install into the most convoluted, fragile, idiotic process

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 16:31

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As a Millennial I posted:

grown-rear end-man video game chat: i'm glad this article exists so now i can link to it next time someone asks "you don't have a ps4/xbone yet???" http://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-xbox-one-is-garbage-and-the-future-is-bullshit-1736054579

i mostly agree with this but this is a v old man article

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 17:59

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As a Millennial I posted:

seriously if you think his complaints are "old man" poo poo then you really must not value your time

nothing in that article explains why he didn't buy a goddamn $20 dvd player right around the time no one else but him could figure out how to get discs out of his broke rear end xbox, it's pretty clear he doesn't value his time

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 18:17

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As a Millennial I posted:

sounds like i hit a nerve here

"people responded to me, that means i'm winning"

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 18:27

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fits my needs posted:

im gay now i guess

well if ur face is like your posting.....

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 14:36

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indigi posted:

I have a similar sitch but no dispensary I do have a hand-painted statue of Ganesh on my desk and a framed abstract painting of Bender, though

those things sound kind of nerdy, op

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 15:26

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triple sulk posted:

piss

drat

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 16:37

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keyboard vomit posted:

I'm a cool kid and get high on life

~*~straight edge~*~

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 16:37

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graph posted:

cjs TRIED TO SWERVE HARD IN THAT MEETING I REALLY DID BUT NOPE IMMEDIATE BOSS IS A TRUMP SUPPORTER

let me guess, thinks the government should be run like a business

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 17:33

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:49

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i would actually say jupiter is the least interesting planet

mercury - fast, might not be a planet if it was further out because it wouldn't sweep its path

venus - crazy greenhouse effect

mars - flowing water

jupiter- ?????

saturn - rings that are all the more beautiful for being short lived

uranus - orbits on its side

neptune - crazy weather

earth is the worst planet because it has goons

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 18:08

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