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time for a new one

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triple sulk posted:

close yospos

make it so :ocelot:

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Cat Face Joe posted:

the joke will be on you as all 50 of us flood out into the regular forums

or, y'know, keep to yosslack

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i would miss me, if i was gone.

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BooLoo posted:

honestly i never really noticed it, i just assumed people were drunk and forgot to lock it, but a german friend of mine clarified for me and then i started noticing it

Cat Face Joe posted:

german extremely lax about poop, what a surprise

kind of weird because i once drunk purchased a lil german device you attach to toilets that screams at you (in german, natch) if you leave the seat up

i attached it to a toilet at the mall food court

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Bhodi posted:

my friend took his smallish dog to petsmart and he's using the urinal with the leash in his hands the next thing he hears is "OH! Hello." from the stall behind him. he's in the middle of peeing and the dog's gone exploring underneath the ankle-high wall. he tries to pull the dog back but the dog's head is now up above the stall wall and there's no leverage and so there's nothing he can do for the hapless pooper until he zips up except for apologize

lol

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today i get my apt hooked up to fibre :mrgw:

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

so i started one of those IRL 'memes' at the office by saying "heh, that's what my ex-wife called me / said" whenever people say phrases that roughly would work with that.

it spread fairly quickly through the office, including upper management.

today, the one guy with an ex-wife (a young 24 year old who married too young) got set up by someone else cheating at MTG and they were like "you're a liar and a cheat and i hate you" and then someone else was like 'aren't you...aren't you gonna say 'that's what my ex-wife called me?" and he's like "no actually because that is what she actually called me and that's getting really awkward" so now we're not allowed to do it anymore.

sweet.

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i think you call irl memes "inside jokes", though.

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hello, citizen tayne. are you new

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I'm 5'10".

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Does it fit the bill enough to call it the 46th school shooting in America this year

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buster bluth's going as inspector gadget this year i see

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Cat Face Joe posted:

its great cause everyone makes fun of that guy but outfits that are just as costumey are lauded as high fashion

high fashion is for runways, not wearing.

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kalstrams posted:

c movies s: watched the bourne ultimatum, v deece

dont watch legacy.

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Tusen Takk posted:

I did, then I waxed it and polished the rims and tyres and detailed the interior

now I have a shiny clean car that doesn't make me feel as shamefully poor

edit



sell it and buy a motorcycle.

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i would get an outback, but that's because i'm a sucker for wagons.

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Funhilde posted:

The outback isn't really much of a wagon these days.

We have loved our Forrester so far. I'll never own a German car again.

yeah, I'm sort of assuming he'd be buying an older model

everything's gotten so big these days :T

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Smythe posted:

everybody who sends in resumes to work for/with me has a billion degrees.

whats the job descrip like. 'help wanted. entry-level, good way to get a start in the industry. successful applicants will have a ba, bsc, 3 masters a phd and 50 years experience'

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i went 2 hacker school

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cjs: all i earn is dust in the wind

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Smythe posted:

on the cheek.

go for the gold

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Shaggar posted:

record him and post it

agreed, idiot hell fucker

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prefect posted:

i get hangovers fairly easily, and they can be as bad as migraines, so i've become exceedingly careful about not going too far. i've gotten good at it

college me was an idiot

as a literal child, whats a hangover

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noisy af over here

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

you should already be awake by 7

Wrong

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Podima posted:

dear cjs: what is the optimal open bar drink to order

Moscow mule

cls: drinking a moscow mule

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bump_fn posted:

no seriously thread

whats the worst possible advice goons could give in this situation

think carefully

flyingexecutive buy the ring

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i dont see any reason you should start again, tori.

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BooLoo posted:

what does this even mean?

you know how when a little girl has a crush, she'll write her first name and the guys last name together over and over in flowery script

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Being a bully is a lot of fun.

that's not really a good reason. more of an excuse imo

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graph posted:

please vote harper the gently caress out of there

jack laytons ghost for PM

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kalstrams posted:

canadian elections today?

yep. liberals pulling ahead.

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canadian election status

the liberals have 173 seats - enough for a majority government
conservatives have 92 seats
the ndp has 30 seats

still a few to go around, but the pecking order's settled

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the Conservative party is the right-wing group, with the NDP on the left. The liberal party stands in the middle, though they tend towards the right of centre, especially in terms of fiscal policy. None have nearly so much of a religious bent as, say, the American republican party

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former conservative ministers are whining that a liberal majority is "undemocratic," lol

(the conservatives have had a majority for the last while)

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Please don't be raunchy in this thread. There are manchildren present

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PipeRifle posted:

No I am just being an alarmist, in reality I am 34 years young today

Does that shock you? Does my capricious playfulness when posting belie a young sprat of a boy? Does my curmudgeonly dislike for most material and immaterial objects and concepts invoke the image of an old crank yelling at neighborhood kids? Good. I endeavor to post from within a shroud of mystery

Maybe I'm lying. Maybe I'm 70. Maybe I'm 26. Maybe I'm a timeless entity like Q from Star Trek only instead of messing with Picard I just want to make bad posts

old af

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