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star trek expert got mad about how tall he is irl
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Oct 7, 2015 01:00
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my dick is 6 feet and 2 inches around
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Oct 7, 2015 02:39
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senioritis has set in, i was *15* minutes late today and got the serious stinkeye from the office manager
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Oct 7, 2015 18:19
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so i started one of those IRL 'memes' at the office by saying "heh, that's what my ex-wife called me / said" whenever people say phrases that roughly would work with that. it spread fairly quickly through the office, including upper management. today, the one guy with an ex-wife (a young 24 year old who married too young) got set up by someone else cheating at MTG and they were like "you're a liar and a cheat and i hate you" and then someone else was like 'aren't you...aren't you gonna say 'that's what my ex-wife called me?" and he's like "no actually because that is what she actually called me and that's getting really awkward" so now we're not allowed to do it anymore.
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Oct 7, 2015 23:27
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luckily i was not in the room when this went down but i heard about it
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Oct 7, 2015 23:30
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i guess tori missed that i am quitting, my last day is the 16th and everything is coming up millhouse
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Oct 8, 2015 00:03
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nah, everything is a meme now. like how anything even slightly bad is an epic fail
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Oct 8, 2015 00:25
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Citizen Tayne posted:You'll find another toxic dump to work in. no doubt, no doubt
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Oct 8, 2015 00:28
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are those ballpark franks? white hots?
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Oct 8, 2015 00:45
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:I already did those in my previous discrete-time signals class. DFT, DTFT, FFTs, etc. would you say you're dtf?
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Oct 8, 2015 18:14
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prefect posted:same thing 
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Oct 8, 2015 18:39
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the loving mad man
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Oct 8, 2015 19:09
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You see I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a tee You see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously
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Oct 9, 2015 22:20
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lol usc's head coach loses against a division rival and they force him into "Rehab" and have already started spreading rumors to fire him
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Oct 12, 2015 01:12
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$300 raw denim, b0rn shoes, video game t-shirt (it's on of ours so it's okay) and facebook hoodie. sf chic i believe is what they call it, gonna be slaying all the ladies at my office.
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Oct 13, 2015 16:54
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hey man, there's no reason to spend more than $60 on shoes, that's just stupid. or is that one of those ironic "i spend $800 on each pair of allen edmonds, i have 10 pairs, i never wear the same pair in the same 2 week period, that's just gauche" kind of thing
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Oct 13, 2015 17:06
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oh i thought we were joking. i'm wearing like $100 5 year old jeans that are super comfy. the rest is true though
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Oct 13, 2015 17:10
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:um there are lots of reasons to spend more than $60 on shoes, the first of which is that they often throw in the laces for free laces? what are we, in middle school? get velcro like the grown ups so you can focus more on your deposition and less time lacing up your shoes, just smdh lol
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Oct 13, 2015 17:16
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i once got a "parking in a handicap spot" ticket when I got pulled over for doing a 'legal' you turn, and the cop told me over the loudspeaker to pull over in front of the handicap spot, and then he jumps out and writes me the ticket for parking in the handicap spot. got out of it by spending 8 hours at court, and there were like 6 other people there for the same thing from the same cop. i bet he got mad bank for figuring out that trick.
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Oct 13, 2015 17:21
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I spent 8 hours in the court room and then at 4pm the judge was like "does everyone left have a lawyer?" and we all did, but none of the lawyers were there just then, and then he just said we were all dismissed and banged his gavel and left and a clerk said to stand in a line to get your dismissal paperwork. law is great. edit: handicap tickets in dallas are like $900+fees minimum, so it's worth the $100ish for a lawdog for them. Beast of Bourbon fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Oct 13, 2015 17:29
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Panty Saluter posted:those are neat shoes keyboard vomit posted:They're actually terrible no they're cool, they're called BLAST II
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Oct 13, 2015 17:38
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merge lf and fyad but make D&D rules apply to both
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Oct 14, 2015 03:14
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apparently "i can't vote for hillary, she killed vince foster, murderers shouldn't be president" was absolutely 100% the wrong thing to say at work
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Oct 14, 2015 04:17
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cjs: they hired my replacement and i have to train them for the next 3 days but like, there is nothing to do
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Oct 14, 2015 04:41
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cjs: super hung over. i went to a fancy japanese whiskey bar last night with some friends from out of town who were on an expense account. so, amazing dinner including a $50 glass of whiskey. thanks papa sergey for that. then we went downstairs to the bar and I was all "i'll get a round of drinks" and ordered whiskey sours to not spend a lot of money and whoops i'm a moron, they were $26/each.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:06
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today is my last day at work, leaving in a few minutes when I finish backing up my files to the share. so excited. i feel like i'm going to cry, but in a good way. like when I leave all the stress will be gone.
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Oct 16, 2015 22:23
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BeOSPOS posted:drink a beer to celebrate i had one at lunch, on the boss! who asked if i wanted to work as a contractor and I was like "ehhh maybe"
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Oct 16, 2015 22:27
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Jerry Cotton posted:i'm not american so this incest stuff is pretty foreign to me aren't you danish or something where your royal family tree looks like a ladder?
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Oct 17, 2015 18:19
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bump_fn posted:holy poo poo a dude just came up to the bar and poured the bar olive juice into his drink. it looked like a bloody mary I do this, idgi? it's just an extra dirty bloody mary
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Oct 19, 2015 00:32
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first day of unemployment slept in until 11 and then sold some stuff on craigslist for $1100. making more money unemployed than i was working. working is for chumps Beast of Bourbon fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Oct 19, 2015 |
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Oct 19, 2015 20:48
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gas stoves are so good, the best even. first day of funemployment: sold drone i used like 4 times for 90% of amazon retail price, in cash thanks craigslist for not raping and murdering me called 2 banks and got all the info to get some more of my mom's estate stuff taken care of got 3 documents notarized, faxed and mailed off to relevant parties from the estate bullshit packed and mailed 53 of my wife's 3d printing shop orders (holy poo poo halloween is busy), dropped them off at the post office cleaned the kitchen and did a load of laundry being a house husband is hard work, and it being 5pm i think I will start drinking heavily i haven't even played any video games yet
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Oct 20, 2015 01:00
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Tusen Takk posted:http://now8news.com/woman-arrested-in-walmart-for-trying-on-tampons-in-the-feminine-care-aisle/ you know that's a satire website right?
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Oct 20, 2015 01:26
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"sorry i couldn't make the raid tonight guys, my rear end in a top hat boss made me stay late to count inventory, and then i got wife aggro, heh, you know how that is"
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Oct 20, 2015 01:40
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it's for full-range paella pans, you loving plebes. http://www.amazon.com/Ideal-071052-Polished-Paella-2-Inch/dp/B000QYNSTA/
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Oct 20, 2015 02:30
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other fun ideas for the burner in the middle massive stock pot for making gallons of broth for at-home pho making 150,000 jello shots for a house party bathing a baby in a contained area
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Oct 20, 2015 02:38
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are the canadian "liberal" party the ultra right wing conservative party like in euro politics? where the cross-burning ultra right wingers are the "liberal social democrats" and the ultra left wing communists are the "centrist reason party"
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Oct 20, 2015 07:09
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is it the judean people's front who is ultra left wing and the people's front of judea who is ultra right wing nationalist?
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Oct 20, 2015 08:47
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2-3 months till i'm living in lalaland, hell-a, the city that god built, "the city" and i'll be peepin all them babes just like smythe
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Oct 21, 2015 00:36
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yeah i'm from the city oh nice, which part? the following are responses i have gotten (i am from rochester ny which is 6 hours from nyc by car) patterson (3 hours north) ronkonkoma (1.5 hours east on LI) new brunswick (in new jersey far out) new haven (2 hours away in connecticut) and my favorite: "staten island, but that doesn't really count i guess"
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