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Tayter Swift posted:if he loving did it taters gonna tate oh hey so this weekend tinydogge ate some floss he finally pooped it out so yay no more picking apart his turds lookin for floss we initially tried to get him to puke it up for the first two hours by feeding him hydrogen peroxide but all that made him do was burp
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 23:57 |
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c tinydogge s: he likes to spend his mornings sunning himself and maybe enjoying a bone
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:19 |
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Space-Pope posted:would pet that dog if it walked in on me taking a dump he is silky and smooth and doesn't shed and i'm juuuust starting to get better about grooming him myself here he is before i got the clippers (silently
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:25 |
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Tayter Swift posted:tater scratched another goddamned hole in his neck so I put some ail protectors on his back toes and it looks ridiculous cone of shame time
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:01 |
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Captain Foo posted:show the office manager yo stank eye
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:21 |
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ArmZ posted:not the preferred nomenclature dude. Likening their war instincts to those of "a very advanced clan of yellow apes," German Chancellor Adolf Hitler praised the government and military of Japan. "I salute you, chinky-dinky rat men, who have been given life by the confused hand of some long-dead pagan deity," he said. "When Germany stands victorious on a conquered Earth, and Aryan supermen wipe out the undesirable mud races one by one, your like will surely survive to be among the last to be exterminated."
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 21:47 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:poo poo yeah I'm 6 2 i tell people that i'm 6'3" but really that's only w/ shoes on
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 22:16 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:i'm 6 2 and a half but im not a liar or a child, so i say 6 2 that's the wrong attitude to get the hottest chicks, bro
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:17 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:someone else cheating at MTG lol your coworkers are nerds
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:30 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:Also a shout out to whoever bought my old av back. hey hey whatup mang
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:57 |
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c SV renting s: locked in the fancy apartment stanford is subsidizing for us and talked the landlord into giving us some concessions w/ moving out under like 3 weeks' notice i'm not entirely certain that my wife isn't some kinda genie to pull this off now all i hafta do is study for this big seismic design exam and coordinate all of the moving details and handle all of the packing all at the same time b/c she goes on nights next week and we move at the end of the month ugh
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:34 |
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ugh it's gonna suck so bad one of the guys i work with has taken it 3 times now so this'll be number 4
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:50 |
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gazizza my dilznoofuses
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 18:03 |
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TRON JEREMY posted:high fashion is for runways, not wearing.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 18:04 |
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:getting enough sleep and exercise makes you feel good, op drinking is better for your fun levels and makes your liver strong
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:41 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:they should sell bracelets at mardi gras that say liverstrong i'm gonna pitch this to our muses krewe for next year that's great
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:53 |
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 21:29 |
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Blackula69 posted:yeah nolan ryan beating the poo poo out of someone 15 years his junior is a classic lol i just looked it up and ryan had 20 years on him and beat him like a bitch Ryan stated afterwards it was the same maneuver he used on steers he had to brand on his Texas ranch. Videos of the incident were played that evening throughout the country. While Ventura was ejected, Ryan–who had barely moved from his spot on the mound in the fracas–was allowed to remain in the game. gatdamn
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 00:04 |
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graph posted:no there's a post about falling in a hole too and feeding one a carrot and fingers and one about trampling itself to death
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 07:26 |
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ask the first one you see if you can hold his gun and then laugh at him when he shows you his flashlight
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:27 |
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saturday night muthafukkas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET11SOC5YA
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 04:17 |
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bump_fn posted:jerking off or breaking in i know someone who got busted for peeping on some hs girl the parents suspected something after they found bricks piled up at her window and called the cops who set up a camera so this guy finds the camera next time and just turns it around before presumably jackin it again and becoming a sex criminal when the news reported it they posted the video too it was p great and got posted all over fb
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 21:13 |
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lol it looks like he reoffended immediately after being released "The other night, he was naked in the street," said Police Chief Jamie Whaley. "Neighbor's dogs were barking, so another neighbor got up and went into the kitchen and looked out the window and saw him standing in the street butt naked. The neighbor opens the ice box to get something to drink and it illuminates him and Mr. Kazmir starts with the Atlas Pose. The only thing he had on was his probation and parole ankle bracelet."
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 21:54 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:lol the very first job I interviewed for out if college turned me down because of a computer based personality test lmao did you tell it that you lie and steal rarely instead of never
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 21:55 |
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have you ever tried sugar or pcp
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 22:06 |
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Panty Saluter posted:my favorite part of this is the continual arms race that makes even "compact" cars tall and heavy i can easily park my jeep into most compact car spots tho i'm p sure that's b/c a lot of the time developers don't meet the "depth" (instead of width) dimensional requirement for standard spaces so they hafta label them
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:11 |
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Shaggar posted:I just park in the middle of 2 compact spots so I have extra buffer zone on either side this is the pro move if you have a nice car gotta go diagonal i sometimes wonder if you would piss off more people around here by parking across two normal spots that anybody could use vs one handicapped spot that you clearly are not qualified for
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:15 |
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:um there are lots of reasons to spend more than $60 on shoes, the first of which is that they often throw in the laces for free yea skate shoes are p expensive nowadays you're lookin at closer to a hundo for walkin around on a cloud
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:17 |
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Shaggar posted:the handicap spot for sure cause that's for old people and other invalids. yea but most people can't use that spot so onlookers hafta be angry on their behalf vs directly depriving those people of parking it would be interesting to study tho i bet you could get away w/ it better in both cases w/ a fancier car, like that study involving cars stopped for too long at intersections
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:19 |
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Shaggar posted:handicap spots are there for a reason but compact spots are there because someone measured wrong. or b/c they just let some dumbass landscape architect design the lot who wanted to shove planters into every place they could in order to justify their meaningless existence
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:20 |
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Bhodi posted:this is how your car gets keyed by some rear end in a top hat who's angry about you taking 2 spots dissuading this kinda behavior is a p good reason to cover your car in violent political bumper stickers and open carry at the liquor store
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:22 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:i once got a "parking in a handicap spot" ticket when I got pulled over for doing a 'legal' you turn, and the cop told me over the loudspeaker to pull over in front of the handicap spot, and then he jumps out and writes me the ticket for parking in the handicap spot. lol my buddy who just moved to SF from louisiana got a ticket for walking outside of the pedestrian crossing markings and had to go to court the day before xmas eve to get it thrown out he said that the judge laughed about it
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:23 |
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keyboard vomit posted:Lol if you put bumper stickers on your car i kinda wanna whip up some MORE TAXES bumper stickers
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:25 |
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keyboard vomit posted:I put stickers on my bicycle
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:28 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:if those other six people got out of the ticket then there's decent odds that judge is getting pretty annoyed with that cop for wasting his time with that poo poo. Louisiana has been officially ranked and earned the reputation as one of the top, if not the No. 1., state for "speed traps," which refers to communities where law enforcement officers write higher-than-normal numbers of speeding tickets to motorists passing through the area. About 15 small towns in Louisiana generate more half of their total revenue from speeding ticket fines. Proposed legislation would require those towns to post signs warning drivers they're about to enter a "speed trap." House Bill 961, sponsored by Rep. Steven Pylant, R-Winnsboro, would designate any municipalities where 50 percent or more of their revenue comes from speeding ticket fines as "speed traps" and require those municipalities to fund and post signs "that shall have blinking lights" labeling the area a "speed trap."
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:33 |
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shaggar you gotta get this
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:37 |
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Shaggar posted:my sister is a chem e and she says there are more and more mostly female engineering firms because of this so maybe check that out. female and minority-owned firms also get explicit priority for lotsa contracts it's a p sw8 deal imo but yea it's a p big boys' club too same thing happened in law w/ jews and catholics back in the day which is why our supreme court is now all jewy and catholicked up
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 20:50 |
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Panty Saluter posted:cls: lately i have begun to wonder if i have some sort of math learning disability. like i can look at a new concept (nothing complicated, ohms law for instance), feel like i understand it, try to use it a few minutes later and its like ive never seen it before. this has been a consistent pattern in my life "learning disability" just means you're stupid hth
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 20:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdouEujNo4
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 20:52 |
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Tusen Takk posted:grocery shopping is the best part about being an adult I have not set foot in a grocery store in years. Nevermore will I bumble through endless confusing aisles like a pack-donkey searching for feed while the smell of rotting flesh fills my nostrils and fluorescent lights sear my eyeballs and sappy love songs torture my ears. Grocery shopping is a multisensory living nightmare. There are services that will make someone else do it for me but I cannot in good conscience force a fellow soul through this gauntlet. I buy my staple food online like a civilized person. It takes me mere seconds to order enough soylent for a month, and version 2.0 does not require any preparation, so I got rid of my noisy blender. At less than $2.50 / meal it also saves me loads of cash, and I appreciate the use of more soy and less rice, finally bringing a nutritionally optimal PDCAAS score of 1.0 while improving the taste and especially texture. I also think it’s crazy cool that some of the ingredients are made by algae rather than water-guzzling pesticide-spraying farms.
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