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gas

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 22:44

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:36

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black pete posted:

Current life status: saw a fat indian bloke chatting up some HB9s in his beemer, i bet he programs a language like HTML and gets sex every night because of his six figure IT job

glad u like my car

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 23:55

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yeah let's endorse offsites

lol

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:53

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Elder Postsman posted:

wow a new cjs thread. who won the last one??

teddy

so post teddy

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:01

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reminder if you're not reading the security thread why are you even posting in yospos

OSI bean dip posted:

i think he's crying

i'll give him a little break. i need some lunch anyway

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:24

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Smythe posted:

only had a tamer on freeshards after OSI. had one on all of them for farming to fuel sups and vanqs etc for fighting. Best server for pwning ppl with drags with my pal was prolly Abyss Reborn which became UO Redemption which came right after the fall of IPY. t2a era server with some custom dungeons, custom duel pit i think, idk. tamers were also badass on UOGamers of course kuz that server was hosed up.

on OSI tho i did have a LOG CABIN on Moonglow whcih i somehow managed to place thru the INSANE LAG SOUP (60+ min lag spikes) on Trammel House Placement Night. the night when they turened house palcement on trammel active. amazing. unreal. every good spot was camped by 50 guys. Would you get lucky and be able to place during LITERALLY 60+ minute lag spikes? only luck will tell. anyways, I placed the log cabin on moonglow. it was glorious. i remember strutting around my log cabin with my ranger suit looking badass.

quoting didn't read

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 03:22

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 04:53

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prefect posted:

c science s: neutrinos have mass?

welcome 2 teh seasaw

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 13:27

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delawares state motto should just be "so ur driving from Boston to DC"

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 15:44

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Tusen Takk posted:

yeah i usually use the handicap stalls so that doesn't work

explains

ur

posting

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 15:59

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Liver Disaster posted:

ah poop chat, good morning yospos

gas

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 16:05

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Shaggar posted:

it would rule if soccer was taken over by brands instead of corrupt Frenchmen

agreed if the EU then bans soccer and no one has to play or watch it anymore

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:45

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no poo poo

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 20:17

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Get this stupid poo poo out of here. It's baseball time, bitch.

yup time for you to lose to the Cubs

lol

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 01:40

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atomicthumbs posted:

hey tori you didn't have any reason to go to san francisco for dreamforce right

tori cant read the forum thru his tears

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 02:31

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feels good man

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 03:56

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triple sulk posted:

maybe your team should have been better and they wouldn't have needed to be in a one game playoff. rly makes u think.

agreedo

the real q is how the gently caress the cubs made it to wildcard

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 04:05

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choice late night work email quote
"PS: Sorry for multiple emails, writing this in stream of bewildered consciousness."

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 04:12

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

"murder is cool and good" - america

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 15:00

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I took an uber a few times in pjttsburgh a year ago and now they keep emailing me to petition the PA legislature about some poo poo

thanks tori

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:37

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Number19 posted:

cls: met my gf's kid, went well. I'm glad because this looks like it's going to last for a while

congrats on not passing on ur genes

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:56

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

i think he recently got divorced and, in fact, has children already

i could be getting my yosposters mixed up though. it's easier for me to keep track of them by their cats.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:03

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Elder Postsman posted:

i have some cats

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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:05

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

be like me and live vicariously through the cat thread for years

then eventually get a cat, perhaps two

post _uhhh leland

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:08

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Tusen Takk posted:

Yeah, i guess i just dehumanized them and turned them into soulless monsters instead of thinking about hey that''s someone's son or husband

there's a really good movie about Germans during WWII and wanting to be part of the underground resistance but wrestling w the fact that they would be killing family and friends but i can't remember what it's called

there s prob more than one rly

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 15:27

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it was prob one of the wei�e rose movies

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 15:34

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gun free zone more like fun free zone

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 16:17

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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/ben-carson-popeye/

lol

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 17:05

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goons talking about high fashion is pretty lol

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 17:09

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3745904

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:06

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The current campaign controversy arose from the Conservative government�s decision to ban women from wearing the niqab�an Islamic veil that covers the face, but is not the full-body burka�at citizenship ceremonies. Harper has said that the practice of wearing the niqab is �offensive� and �not how we do things here.� A Pakistani-born woman named Zunera Ishaq challenged the ban in 2014, and the Federal Court and Federal Court of Appeals have now both ruled in her favor. Harper�s government has said that it intends to appeal the ruling to the Supreme Court. The case has become a major campaign issue. Canada, in some ways even more visibly than the United States, is of course a nation of immigrants, whose numbers are swelling all the time. Somewhat to the surprise of what, in the north, is also called the �media �lite,� a majority of Canadians seem to side with the Prime Minister: one survey has as much as eighty per cent of the population agreeing with Harper. He has capitalized on the advantage by saying, last week, that �a re�lected Tory government also will examine whether public servants should be forbidden from wearing the niqab.�

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 21:15

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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 23:37

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRdSoZO-5mM

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 03:46

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ronda for IK

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 03:53

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maniacdevnull posted:

gently caress the Yankees, gently caress the Red Sux, and post season baseball deserves better venues than Rogers Center or the Trop

Orioles are the best, Showalter/Machado 2016

actually showalter/black/wain

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 16:11

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Saturday

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 17:30

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shitface posted:

came back from hiking to find this on my apartment door. i'm glad management is tackling the serious problem we have here with, uh, literally nothing? the closest thing to trouble i've ever seen is a dude kicking out his gf for loving his brother ("i didn't mean to ") where he politely drove her and her things to wherever she was going

i'm the inevitable zoolander quote