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Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice
If there's a challenge, McCann's going to stand between the ump and the video replay guy.

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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
I missed the McCann at bat. :(

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Poque posted:

McCann's already thinking about what he's gonna say in his postgame presser, this is ideal

Apparently it's gonna be FUUUUUUCK

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

and high pitches and inside pitches

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Spoeank posted:

ump gotta learn to call the game the right way

umm the yankees are losing, that means he is calling the game the right way

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i can't believe that there's still a permanent strike zone in the playoffs

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://vine.co/v/e2Q0J6webMO

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

IceAgeComing posted:

umm the yankees are losing, that means he is calling the game the right way

not according to arbiter of The Right Way, Brian McCann

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Why do they call it the k-zone and not the k-hole?

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice
If anything the catcher puts in his mitt is a strike, I guess you can get 20 WINS pretty easy, huh.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
Quoth McCann, "FUUUUUUUUCK"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i love hoe everyone is just dancing around instead of just saying that mccann is an irredeemable rear end in a top hat

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Why do they call it the k-zone and not the k-hole?

lol

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

when she doesn't text

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i love hoe everyone is just dancing around instead of just saying that mccann is an irredeemable rear end in a top hat

He's just grizzled

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
hey jaleel white, you need money, right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Tanaka still? Well, ok!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Did Tanaka skip practice or something?

He's all over

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
tanaka's broken, start over with a new pitcher

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


is it too late for pettitte to come out of retirement

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Popete posted:

Did Tanaka skip practice or something?

He's all over

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

'we talked to scouts about a baseball player and they didn't talk about how he plays baseball'

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.

he's 26

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance

Popete posted:

Did Tanaka skip practice or something?

He's all over

he's just drunk

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.

He needs to start throwing his gyroball.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.
tanaka is 26 years old

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
please win game Astros

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

I feel like some people ITT have never seen Masahiro Tanaka pitch and are evaluating him on this one game

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

straight up brolic posted:

tanaka is 26 years old


Poque posted:

he's 26

loving wow

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Shinjobi posted:

please win game Astros


I think everyone here is in agreement with you.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
so i'm gonna admit i don't watch a huge amount of baseball, mostly whenever the astros are at the bar i'm working at, but is tanaka the yankees ace? they have to have someone better they could have thrown out here right?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

allowing 1 run over 3 innings isn't bad

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Are you thinking of [img-dice.jpg]-K?

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
With that stance, Gattis looks like a Jeff Bagwell that can't hit for poo poo.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Evan Gattis looks like a loving monster

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

how on Earth did Gattis hit 11 triples this year

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Moneyball posted:

With that stance, Gattis looks like a Jeff Bagwell that can't hit for poo poo.

Bagwell's batting stance is forever burned into my retina

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

ego symphonic posted:

how on Earth did Gattis hit 11 triples this year
seconding this question lol

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I legit thought Keuchel was batting and got confused

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