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imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
Its like losing money while experience pain. Why is the world so unfair?

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

reading that post was worse OP

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you could be dead

that could be worse

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The Post Shower poo poo OP.

Your thread is meaningless compared to this statement of fact.

Kill you'reself

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

symbolic posted:

you could be dead

that could be worse

Once you die the pain stops.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Once you die the pain stops.
yes but i assume death is quite boring

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i experience pain when i read your posts too op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

yes but i assume death is quite boring

Eh, you'll never know

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

Eh, you'll never know
i could be dead right now and not know

:ohdear:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

i could be dead right now and not know

:ohdear:

You're posting on the SA forums so effectively, yes.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cantaloupe posted:

You're posting on the SA forums so effectively, yes.

I have no argument against this.

Embrace the bloodshed and face something something blow me.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I'd say the pooping after work is worse. You spend all day kissing rear end then you gotta home and wipe your rear end.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I like pooping does that make me gay?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I always poop in the work bathroom before I start work. A nice gloss of feces between my cheeks and thighs helps lubricate and make me a more efficient worker.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



imurdaddy415 posted:

Its like losing money while experience pain. Why is the world so unfair?

If you experience repeated pain while pooping you should consult a doctor OP.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

You should not feel pain while defecating, and you can pretend that you have to defecate at work and just go sit on the toilet. Nobody will check. It sounds like you are both physically and mentally ill.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

The Human Crouton posted:

It sounds like you are both physically and mentally ill.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

VendaGoat posted:

The Post Shower poo poo OP.

Your thread is meaningless compared to this statement of fact.

Kill you'reself

It's true. Nothing worse than getting all clean in the shower then having to poop. It's like a wasted shower.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
If pooping bothers you you area giant fruit hth

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like your post is the poop of a major corporation, OP

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

It's true. Nothing worse than getting all clean in the shower then having to poop. It's like a wasted shower.

Do you not poop in the shower and mush it down the drain with your toes?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

imurdaddy415 posted:

Do you not poop in the shower and mush it down the drain with your toes?

Only when I'm showering with my girlfriend.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Actually nothing is better than pooping. Pooping any time. It's fantastic.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

imurdaddy415 posted:

Do you not poop in the shower and mush it down the drain with your toes?

thats why i only go in the tub when i have my 'rhea (*protip)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

If pooping bothers you you area giant fruit hth

dont sign your posts hth

feller
Jul 5, 2006


VendaGoat posted:

The Post Shower poo poo OP.

Your thread is meaningless compared to this statement of fact.

Kill you'reself

poo poo shower shave. Stick to the proper order numbskull

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Human Crouton posted:

You should not feel pain while defecating, and you can pretend that you have to defecate at work and just go sit on the toilet. Nobody will check. It sounds like you are both physically and mentally ill.

dont sign your posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

I like pooping does that make me gay?

dont sign your posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cyril Sneer posted:

I'd say the pooping after work is worse. You spend all day kissing rear end then you gotta home and wipe your rear end.

dont sign yoiur posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

yes but i assume death is quite boring

dont sign your posts

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

tetsuo posted:

Actually nothing is better than pooping. Pooping any time. It's fantastic.
seeing the yellow box of your post quoted is maybe better. feels real good. up there with pooping definitely.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

imurdaddy415 posted:

Do you not poop in the shower and mush it down the drain with your toes?
what kind of dirty bitch waffle stomps their poo poo down the drain?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Omelette du Fromage posted:

poo poo shower shave. Stick to the proper order numbskull

dont sign your posts, and i would never, ever, use the word "numbskull" again if i were you. - thats not a threat btw, i just strongly urge you to never do that, especially in public, like, you can get your poo poo hosed up for that. like murdered and poo poo. fyi hth :siren:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

what kind of dirty bitch waffle stomps their poo poo down the drain?

dont sign your posts

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

dont sign your posts
don't sign your posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

don't sign your posts

suck my drat balls, friend

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
nooner jr.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

suck my drat balls, friend
don't post your sign

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

symbolic posted:

don't post your sign



edit

Kleen_TheRacistDog fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Oct 7, 2015

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mods and OP, please change nooners alt account or if not the poster known as "idiot fag millenial dipshit"'s name to noonjer. or SHITFACE or DR. rear end HORSESHIT JR.

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