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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
straight up fascist poo poo, that was. they still doing that?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I pledge allegiance to women's rear end.....

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Yeah.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

creepy

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
They have to PLEDGE to OBAMACARE at a school in DELAWARE. This is NOT a joke this is the REAL America we live in today.

Please pass this email on so we can GET the word out.

GOD BLESS.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





GTFO OP :911:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Joust posted:

They have to PLEDGE to OBAMACARE at a school in DELAWARE. This is NOT a joke this is the REAL America we live in today.

Please pass this email on so we can GET the word out.

GOD BLESS.

they're making kids bow toward washington three times a day i hear

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
:911:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

graduated high school this year. they didn't make us recite it, but you still had to stand up and salute it. goddamn fascist cult.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
why do they make you touch ur own salf during

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

crispix posted:

why do they make you touch ur own salf during

i think u know

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i got sent to the principal's office one time for "reciting the pledge of allegiance in a sarcastic manner."

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
if I'm ever to have a kid, i'm sending that motherfucker to school with a note excusing them from all loyalty oaths

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
to whom it may concern,

please excuse the bearer of this note from all loyalty oaths, jingoistic chants and team sports pride rallies

the undersigned,

Huskarl Marx

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Salute my shorts

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

It is really loving weird when you think about it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
people literally blame the lack of prayer in schools for why children are being shot to death in them now

america is pretty cool but also completely doomed but i will be dead by the time this country is a 3rd world hellhole thank god

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Depends on the school. Red states: of course. Blue states: maybe.

Gotta make sure you fly that flag in a flyover state so spy satellites don't mix up the countries.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006



This was the proper way to recite the pledge before 1942. The Nazis stole our salute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i never stood up during the pledge :smuggo:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you guys are weird and gay - and im not signing my own post right now fyi :smug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

you guys are weird and gay - and im not signing my own post right now fyi :smug:

dont sign your posts

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

For witchet stands? What's a witchet stand?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

dont sign your posts

dont worry, im not :smug:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
im glad i did, I'm better for it tbqh. :patriot:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

im glad i did, I'm better for it tbqh. :patriot:

:siren::horse::patriot::horse::siren:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
just recite this one so nobody can tell you're a filthy commie

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i got sent to the principal's office one time for "reciting the pledge of allegiance in a sarcastic manner."
u loving terrorist

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
In middle school I read that the faculty couldn't force you to stand and pledge so I stopped doing it. The administration tried getting me to do it anyway, especially when other kids saw me and started doing the same thing. I agree it's very creepy.

This was in Texas.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
america is a fascist cult. it's p. great

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I used to have a funny parody that i would say instead but I can't remember it :negative:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

actually i was wrong, we had to recite the pledge but we also had to stand for the national anthem which was dumb and gay. at some point Junior year i stopped saying "under God" in the pledge and i think after a while my teacher noticed and would always glare at me whenever i did it.

this was in pennsylvania, the reddest blue state

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
one nation under mammon

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
I teach and we have to do it from elementary through Middle School, yeah. Also one school in my area started making High Schoolers do it this year as well. poo poo's fuckin hilarious.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i got sent to the principal's office one time for "reciting the pledge of allegiance in a sarcastic manner."

I know a kid who got in big trouble for doing this


Grant DaNasty posted:



This was the proper way to recite the pledge before 1942. The Nazis stole our salute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

I tried to chime in that there was a historical precedent but had to quickly back out. Not the hill to die on

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

limeincoke posted:

I teach and we have to do it from elementary through Middle School, yeah. Also one school in my area started making High Schoolers do it this year as well. poo poo's fuckin hilarious.

why? they probably make you do it too

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2BfqDUPL1I

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

CloFan posted:

It is really loving weird when you think about it.

lol yeah

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking 7 Up


(only 80s kids will get this)

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I had a high school student refuse to stand for the pledge when the announcement came on, so I shrugged and sat down too.

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