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you have failed at everything in your life already why do think you will be successful now? if you are going through the effort to make a checklist to killurself why dont you just make a loving checklist to see a shrink you pussy rear end whiny bitch? here is a list for you 1.) pay your bills 2.) call your mother and tell her that you love her 3.) get over yourself idiot
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op shrinks don't grow on trees also mental health is for pussys
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Oct 7, 2015 18:27
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are you ok?
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Oct 7, 2015 18:27
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Take out life insurance beforehand. Also do it on company time for double the payout
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Oct 7, 2015 18:29
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why don't you follow your own rules OP
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Oct 7, 2015 18:30
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too late kiling myself this friday
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Oct 7, 2015 18:32
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make sure you put a garbage bag over your head before your shoot yourself. just be respectful please, also call 911 before you do why stink up a place
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Oct 7, 2015 18:35
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:make sure you put a garbage bag over your head before your shoot yourself. just be respectful please, also call 911 before you do why stink up a place really good advice thnx
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Oct 7, 2015 18:36
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Put on a diaper or sit on the john so when your bowels relax it won't make such a mess. Somebody is going to have to clean it up. Be considerate.
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Oct 7, 2015 18:40
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Top City Homo posted:1.) pay your bills Why? Corporate America led me to this decision. I'm not going to help them out. Top City Homo posted:2.) call your mother and tell her that you love her Why? If she had told me she loved me, I wouldn't have such low self esteem to have gotten to this point. Top City Homo posted:3.) get over yourself I'll be looking down on myself from heaven.
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Oct 7, 2015 18:42
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Be sure to tell all your friends, family and co-workers your plan at least a week beforehand so that they can adjust their schedule accordingly. You wouldn't want their last memories of you to be of how inconsiderate you are. Also probably worth letting emergency services and police know beforehand that there will be no need to rush to the scene or put too much effort into attempting resuscitation, it would be rude to make them work for nothing.
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Oct 7, 2015 18:54
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Please livestream on twitch
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Oct 7, 2015 18:59
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before I die, all of my enemies have to die the following people are my enemies everyone in fyad everyone in gbs everyone in phiz
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Oct 7, 2015 19:53
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why you pay your bills if you were going to kill urself
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Oct 7, 2015 19:54
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Viruswithshoes posted:why you pay your bills if you were going to kill urself It's rude not to
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Oct 7, 2015 19:55
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Top City Homo posted:It's rude not to im gay
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Oct 7, 2015 20:01
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Guess I've been misunderstanding that all these years.
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Oct 7, 2015 20:06
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:before I die, all of my enemies have to die whats phiz
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Oct 7, 2015 22:41
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if you want youre fam to collect the life insurance make it look like a car accident. "forget" to buckle your seatbelt then 100 mph into a bridge embankment or whatever good luck
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Oct 7, 2015 22:43
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It's more like you're recycling yourself really. I don't understand why doctors have such a stick up their rear end about it
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Oct 7, 2015 22:45
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Decebal posted:It's more like you're recycling yourself really. try to use that one jellyfish poison so your organs can go to save a needful child
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Oct 7, 2015 22:46
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Top City Homo posted:too late Why? I think you shouldn't. There's so much to live for like the 2016 US American Presidential Election!
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Oct 7, 2015 22:48
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Eat your cyanide pill out, Pixie Dream Girl.
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Oct 7, 2015 22:57
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Top City Homo posted:you have failed at everything in your life already why do think you will be successful now? pls dont kill yourself, there are worse posters kill them instead
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Oct 7, 2015 23:00
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RaceBannon posted:Why? I think you shouldn't. There's so much to live for like the 2016 US American Presidential Election! i think that at the end of the day death is the answer for us all
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Oct 7, 2015 23:06
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Decebal posted:It's more like you're recycling yourself really. Most dont its the drat legislators that are all "life is precious" about it
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Oct 7, 2015 23:07
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Give Pat a Job posted:Please livestream on twitch when i was still lurking there was a thread where someone linked sequential webcam pics taken by some nerd who hanged himself i will never forget the colours on his face it was interesting how his face stopped being purple after a while he had died but dont film it, the paramedics wont probably be happy about getting on a goon film
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Oct 7, 2015 23:12
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Hit the gym and buy a nice suit. At least try to leave an attractive corpse if at all possible. Also make arrangements with a decent caterer for your wake.
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Oct 7, 2015 23:18
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Can I have your avatar after youre dead?
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Oct 8, 2015 01:04
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maybe
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Oct 8, 2015 08:31
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Mange Mite posted:whats phiz The last surviving fyad lite from the days of YCS, LF, yospos, et cetera....
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Top City Homo posted:too late Another thoughtful tip. Finish the work week so as not to stress out your coworkers at the end of the week.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:05
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Don't blow your brains out 
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Oct 8, 2015 15:21
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Take out life insurance beforehand. Also do it on company time for double the payout What lovely health insurance do you have that pays out for suicide?
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Oct 8, 2015 15:22
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what's the best way to kill myself without damaging my body? i would like to hope that doctors can put my organs into people who need them, at least then some good can come from my wasted life 
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Oct 8, 2015 15:33
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Hope is the chief cause of mans suffering, hope of a better life, a good job, love. Hope is the worst kind of entitlement. You think you deserve happiness and nice things, but you dont. No one deserves anything, nothing matters and god is dead.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:48
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my favorite slam poet no legs pete
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Oct 8, 2015 15:50
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Before you disappear completely (throw yourself into a volcano or something) leave lots of evidence about how happy you are and how much you love your life. Orchestrate an elaborate trail of dozens of bizarre clues that only lead to other clues, the last of which leads back to the first clue. This will essentially make your disappearance like an endless episode of CSI that never gets solved. The friends, relatives and/or detectives on the case will eventually give up or go insane, making your case an official Unexplained Mystery™.
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4) love iowa and vote hillary
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