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I work at a place where the turnover is about .5%. Many many workers have been there between 20-30 years. The retirement benefits are awesome. 30 years and you get your full salary the rest of your life, including health insurance. I've worked there 10 years and have 20 more to go. I hope to be retired at 55. You never know what changes will be made in 20 years, but that's my plan so far... Which leads me to the question, what the hell do you plan on doing when you retire?
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not work anymore
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Oct 8, 2015 01:46
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Move to SE Asia, continue w/ hobbies of writing, reading, shitposting
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Oct 8, 2015 01:47
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Die
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Oct 8, 2015 01:47
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Play golf everyday and have my wife make me eggs and poo poo.
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Oct 8, 2015 01:49
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you cant retire from.the streets bitch
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Oct 8, 2015 01:53
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I plan on living like a free spirited teen, but with more money. I plan on traveling in an RV. Going to Nascar, concerts, national parks, stop in Tahoe and setup camp for 2 months while hanging in the local bars, being an old man creep that sometimes get lucky, and riding my motorcycle through the most aw inspiring poo poo you've ever seen. When I get tired of the people, views, scenes. I pack up my poo poo, strap up my bike, hitch my RV on my 3/4 ton. Set my GPS to nowhere and have another adventure. Golf n eggs..... poo poo son.... that's my time to REALLY live!
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Oct 8, 2015 01:54
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im gonna be a dog catcher
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Oct 8, 2015 01:54
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when my company finally realizes i do nothing all day
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Oct 8, 2015 01:56
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dad gay. so what posted:im gonna be a dog catcher so you'll work from home
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Oct 8, 2015 01:56
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Turn my on/off switch to off.
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Oct 8, 2015 01:56
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Edgar posted:Turn my on/off switch to off. My switch is currently off and waiting to be flipped on..... odd
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Oct 8, 2015 01:58
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Drive my car into the ocean along with all my treasured video games and animes, probably
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Oct 8, 2015 01:58
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WhyLeeKyOT posted:I plan on living like a free spirited teen, but with more money. I plan on traveling in an RV. Going to Nascar, concerts, national parks, stop in Tahoe and setup camp for 2 months while hanging in the local bars, being an old man creep that sometimes get lucky, and riding my motorcycle through the most aw inspiring poo poo you've ever seen. When I get tired of the people, views, scenes. I pack up my poo poo, strap up my bike, hitch my RV on my 3/4 ton. Set my GPS to nowhere and have another adventure. Golf n eggs..... poo poo son.... that's my time to REALLY live! thats cool. i did all my crazy poo poo as a teen when i had an amazing body and a sense of teenage rebellion but good luck having fun being a fat old white retard who has to take experimental chinese medication to get his dick.up
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Oct 8, 2015 01:59
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Get hosed up on the regular and teach at a community college, force the kids to listen to my opinions on things
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Oct 8, 2015 01:59
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Put me down for golf. Probably go to the bar a lot and wait for death. Get a bunch of shitzhus I guess. I don't know. Weed.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:00
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WhyLeeKyOT posted:My switch is currently off and waiting to be flipped on..... odd Let me know if this turns you on 
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Oct 8, 2015 02:00
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a lifetime serving one machine
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Oct 8, 2015 02:09
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Moridin920 posted:a lifetime serving one machine Well in my case I am serving 2 million people by providing clean drinking water. It's more noble than the machine...
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Oct 8, 2015 02:11
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https://youtu.be/zOKs5XlnaU0?t=18s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzwBHP3nnNM
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Oct 8, 2015 02:20
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jackyl posted:not work anymore probably with  in-between
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Oct 8, 2015 02:24
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WIN THE LOTTERY!
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Oct 8, 2015 02:32
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I wont make it
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Oct 8, 2015 02:35
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Hahaha you think you'll actually be able to retire. How adorable.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:36
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im gonna learn how to read
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Oct 8, 2015 02:38
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Goddamn you are the worst poster. gently caress you. This is pure poo poo. Die in a fire.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:41
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I'll probably branch out to posting on Reddit
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Oct 8, 2015 02:42
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drive poorly
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Oct 8, 2015 02:44
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find a pier with a bench at the end and spend all day sitting there peacefully watching the waves and dying at some point
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Oct 8, 2015 02:45
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Retiring is for the weak.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:05
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Viagra and Oxycontin
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Oct 8, 2015 03:06
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Track down and murder the other people who posted in this thread and are still alive.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:08
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Depends. If I'm married I'll enjoy as much time with my wife doing whatever we want. If I'm single or the wife is dead, I'm doing enough drugs to make Keith Richards look like a puritan. Basically unless I die before my hypothetical wife I'm going to do all the drugs, you punk kids can't have none.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:08
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i hope to find a quiet place where i can die without troubling any body. i will leave a message with whatever distant relative might be alive so that the authorities will be able to find my body before the smell inconveniences anyone. i plan to expire on a tarp so that cleanup will be easy. i'll leave a note apologizing if t here's anhy mess anyway, it's best to be considerate 
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Oct 8, 2015 03:09
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The Sphinxster posted:Track down and murder the other people who posted in this thread and are still alive. Me first!
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Oct 8, 2015 03:09
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Gonna buy one of those 7-11 nacho cheese and chili dispensers and eat like a king.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:12
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i plan to kill myself long before i reach retirement. so really, that is how i will retire (from life)
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Oct 8, 2015 03:29
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EvilJoven posted:Hahaha you think you'll actually be able to retire.
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get a part-time job a movie theater or a quizos and finally have sex with a high school chick (of age, of course)
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