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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Bacon flavored condom

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

too late, op

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

symbolic posted:

too late, op

thread peaked too soon

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

symbolic posted:

too late, op

You've discovered a bacon flavored condom?

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Human already tastes like pork, OP

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




A guy, but if he was really hot.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The gently caress are you, some kind of evil dead basement gramma?

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
A lot of money, or Anderson cooper.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the existence of penises besides my own

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Serious Frolicking posted:

the existence of penises besides my own

Well then I have good news for you

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

You've discovered a bacon flavored condom?
i discovered you

:love:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

i discovered you

:love:

a match made in loving heaven. Now both of you, gently caress each other and stop posting

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
some gay guy was trying to rape me the other night, kept asking if i wanted shots, and asked me to give him a ride home because he didn't want to take a taxi, not sure what would've made me turn. maybe if he was rich and paid all my student loan debt off id do it, but i wouldn't really get into it though. :shrug:

SD-455
May 15, 2009

by Lowtax
Would I have to stay gay or could I go back to normal after I got what I wanted

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

a match made in loving heaven. Now both of you, gently caress each other and stop posting
yes, no

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

at least keep your bitch quiet

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

at least keep your bitch quiet
should i smack his rear end a bit more

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
bailey jay

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012

SD-455 posted:

Would I have to stay gay or could I go back to normal after I got what I wanted

Gay is a choice, so definitely. I only go gay once a day because otherwise sucking dick would be gross. But after I swallow I'm straight again.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Sono posted:

A guy, but if he was really hot.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Being sexually attracted to the same sex.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Uranus.

Gangsta Lean
Dec 3, 2001

Calm, relaxed...what could be more fulfilling?
a dick in my butt

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
a big fat cock would probably do it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gangsta Lean posted:

a dick in my butt

that doesn't make you gay unless you wanted it there.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
If I was born a hot woman with big titties

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If the OP was the only woman on earth.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what happens when a gay goes gay?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

what happens when a gay goes gay?

three olives

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

If the dude was rich and I got to be rich too

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

three olives
heheh

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Your mom

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Brad Pitt around 5-6 years ago.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

three olives

i hope that nevrr happens to me im just gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

i hope that nevrr happens to me im just gay

don't buy a condo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

don't buy a condo

well yeah what do i look like a chinaman

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Lots of money

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Vin diesel

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Bacon flavored condom

Why not just eat the condoms or bacon?

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Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Being sexually attracted to the same sex.

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