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Fat versus Thin
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angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
fat computer nerds

Pros:
  • can easily float
  • loves applebee's half price menu
  • encyclopedic knowledge of nearly every fantasy novel
Cons:
  • requires heavy duty furniture
  • his girlfriend keeps asking you to join her steampunk vampire larp
  • smells like poop/sweat/cats


thin computer nerds

Pros:
  • can be easily stored in small spaces, such as a locker or gym bag
  • has a yellow belt in karate
  • encyclopedic knowledge of up to four science fiction tv series
Cons:
  • vulnerable to wind storms
  • requires inhaler to live
  • smells like axe body spray/sunscreen/cats

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DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
who cares since they'll both win the prize of death

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
thin nerds are easier to provision, fat nerds scale horizontally

they both lose by default though, for being nerds.

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
a fat computer nerd stays up all night pirating his favorite cartoon snacking on left over velveeta shells mac and cheese

a thin computer nerd stays up all night typing commands into a scifi m.u.d. and gets so excited when he finds a powerful laser he forgets to eat anything for dinner

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
thin, or "type B," nerds are more productive

not so much time spent wheezing under the labor of walking to/from the desk
fewer diabetic comas

so for employment purposes, you really want to max your type B to type A ratio

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

DaNzA posted:

who cares since they'll both win the prize of death

yeah but i have to exploit them for 20 years or so in the middle

how else will i build revenues for a rad hockey stick graph to show my bros down on sand hill road

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

wheezing under the labor of walking to/from the desk

rude

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
When you need someone to crawl into an enclosed space to trace a cable nothing beats thin and compliant.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

well, since fat people are subhuman, obviously thin nerds will win, op

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

carry on then posted:

well, since fat people are subhuman, obviously thin nerds will win, op

You should try eating that huge chip on your shoulder.

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
small amount of chub but you can only really see it when you sit down or bend over FTW

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Flat Daddy posted:

small amount of chub but you can only really see it when you sit down or bend over FTW

fat daddy lmao

but for real dadbod is the literal worst

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
winner: "skinnyfat" goon nerd

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