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Al Borland

by XyloJW
Something is going on here...

I'm not sure what, but I think we need to get to the bottom of it.

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tradjik

skynet illuminati


ty heather papps u da bes

Al Borland

by XyloJW
Please post any clues you find in here. In the meantime I'm going to continue digging.

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Al... Burland?

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Candygram for you...

It's all liquorice with a note: "stop digging or else"

Kuromyneko

Kuro neko

Some thing smells fishy :byobear:

Al Borland

by XyloJW
My shovel has broken I suspect it may be part of the plot against us.
Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?

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Piso Mojado

Al Borland posted:

My shovel has broken I suspect it may be part of the plot against us.
Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?

forums poster Windows 98 does

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Piso Mojado posted:

forums poster Windows 98 does

Will they lend me the shovel?
(I'm not sure I follow your reference)

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social vegan



phil collins to op: i can feel it it's in the air

FutonForensic

hey mom and dad... get a clue!! :evilbuddy: *gobbles down a bowl of COOL BOY cereal*


DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXo_LXknYg

google THIS

Al Borland posted:

Something is going on here...

I don't mean to alarm you but this is true in almost any situation

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Al borland eh, my old nemesis

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FutonForensic

i whip out my big bag o clues and throw them out like ninja throwing stars. there are no survivors


Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
im so glad someone else thinks this because every time i come on this web site and look at it i think like what IS GOING ON? :confused:

platonicbackrub

youre not far off op.. lets just say... keep digging... and keep your wits about you

Wertjoe

Reptilians or Mantis type Insectilians

Al Borland

by XyloJW

FutonForensic posted:

hey mom and dad... get a clue!! :evilbuddy: *gobbles down a bowl of COOL BOY cereal*

Can you please tell me what clue your parents got? Or have them post it?

google THIS posted:

I don't mean to alarm you but this is true in almost any situation

I'm glad i have confirmation so I know I'm not the only one! our numbers grow as more of us awaken.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
Thanks all these are good clues and pointers. We're getting closer even though they tried to shut us down for most of the day we are still here!

It appears Lowtax may be in on whatever is going on with the SA forums.

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FutonForensic

Al Borland posted:

Can you please tell me what clue your parents got? Or have them post it?


Hello, this is FutonForensic's father. We have lost control of the home. Our son does nothing but consume sugary food products specifically branded for children. Before the sugar crash can kick in, he just swallows more Go Gurt®, or Cap'n Crunch: Oops! All Berries®, allowing his power to only increase.

My wife and I are in the bathtub. He is at the door. I... I don't think it's FutonForensic anymore, my sweet boy. He keeps shouting "Get a clue, mom and dad!" as he punches the door. I believe he is trying to tell us how to cure his madness.




HE HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE DOOR. THIS WILL BE MY FINAL POST. PLEASE BYOB, TELL MY


Al Borland

by XyloJW

FutonForensic posted:

Hello, this is FutonForensic's father. We have lost control of the home. Our son does nothing but consume sugary food products specifically branded for children. Before the sugar crash can kick in, he just swallows more Go Gurt®, or Cap'n Crunch: Oops! All Berries®, allowing his power to only increase.

My wife and I are in the bathtub. He is at the door. I... I don't think it's FutonForensic anymore, my sweet boy. He keeps shouting "Get a clue, mom and dad!" as he punches the door. I believe he is trying to tell us how to cure his madness.




HE HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE DOOR. THIS WILL BE MY FINAL POST. PLEASE BYOB, TELL MY

Yes I am trying to get the clues he is giving you. What are they?

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Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747

FutonForensic posted:

hey mom and dad... get a clue!! :evilbuddy: *gobbles down a bowl of COOL BOY cereal*

FREE BOY IN EVERY BOX

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Snooze Cruise

hey look,
a post
the owls are not what they seem





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Al Borland

by XyloJW

mr.capps posted:

the owls are not what they seem

Hmmm I think we should definitely give a hoot about this clue.

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
There is another Skywalker...

google THIS

if there's no blue paw print, it's not a clue

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
ITS MANBEARPIG.

Senior Management



FutonForensic posted:

Hello, this is FutonForensic's father. We have lost control of the home. Our son does nothing but consume sugary food products specifically branded for children. Before the sugar crash can kick in, he just swallows more Go Gurt®, or Cap'n Crunch: Oops! All Berries®, allowing his power to only increase.

My wife and I are in the bathtub. He is at the door. I... I don't think it's FutonForensic anymore, my sweet boy. He keeps shouting "Get a clue, mom and dad!" as he punches the door. I believe he is trying to tell us how to cure his madness.




HE HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE DOOR. THIS WILL BE MY FINAL POST. PLEASE BYOB, TELL MY

buy your dad an account. Every weekend he can post a thread about a rad steak he cooked, carpentry project, or whatever dads do.

:jerry:

Al Borland

by XyloJW

google THIS posted:

if there's no blue paw print, it's not a clue

This appears in blue. Is it a clue?

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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


I'm abducting Al Borland because his gangtag is blue and therefore must be a clue to something

Al Borland

by XyloJW

meteloides posted:

I'm abducting Al Borland because his gangtag is blue and therefore must be a clue to something

Abducting isn't necessary. I'm trying to figure out the clues here too!

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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I'm pretty sure Col. Mustard did it in the Kitchen with the Candlestick, that fat bastard.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
my candlesticks break if I put them in the holder too hard. not the murder weapon

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
This old tome contains a clue, but the horrifying truth will push you to the brink of your sanity when revealed.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
Closing this thread. I dug too deep and learned too much, I fear for my safety.

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