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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



here's a fun SOCIAL experiment also a THOUGHT experiment to really test ur morals and humanistic views please be honest and

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*pushes the pizza crusts off the backseat every time eminem and i have sex in the back of my lebaron*

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
women are boring

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pretty sure all the time in the world makes you immortal and you'd have to be a fuckwit retard to pick all the money in the world over that

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

i would like to beat eminem in a rap battle, i'm poo poo at rapping also talking though so he will have to have a brain aneurysm on stage

so yeah, i would like to beat eminem in a rap battle

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

cash, bank heist, touchdown, Chrysler, read minds, instruments, kanye rant, pizza, kim jong, pirate, nutella, past, harry potter, whichever one i can sell for more money to upgrade my pc, language, time

next question

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

This really made me think


before I started lactating from my gigantic man tits

lilbeefer fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Oct 8, 2015

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Wow it's like I'm in 2004 again

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
A loving date with jennifer lawrence over infinite pizza? why the gently caress would I want a date with jennifer lawrence? she would probably be on her phone the entire time and only talk about body shaming and tumblr. I will happily take pizza over jennifer loving lawrence. why would I want to date a girl that millions of people have seen naked? gently caress you jennifer lawrence I'd take ONE pizza over your rear end.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Talk to animals is a trick question. If you can talk to animals you can talk to humans, so it doesn't matter what language they're speaking. You'd have to be an idiot to pick languages or infinite money over infinite time

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The point of would you rather is to present your friends with a sophie's choice between two equally undesirable and bizarre sexual fetishes and to laugh as everyone begins to propose overly elaborate arguments for why one choice is less disgusting than the other, not whatever this nerd poo poo is.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
cash, bank, touchdown, sports car, fly, instruments, swift song, pizza, bieber, ninja, krispy kreme, future, harry potter, ps4, any language, and all the money in the world

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*drenches ninja self in nutella and puts it in eminem's middle earth*

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
yes

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

Wow it's like I'm in 2004 again

Ninja>pirate

Cake>pie

beans>no beans

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

pretty sure all the time in the world makes you immortal and you'd have to be a fuckwit retard to pick all the money in the world over that

All the time in world amounts to 24 hours dumbass.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
^^ look at this dumb gently caress who doesn't know about the timecube

I'd rather sacrifice my daughter to satan.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
would you rather steal a car or steal a worse car and then rape this woman

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lilbeefer posted:

This really made me think


before I started lactating from my gigantic man tits

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

it's like an awful internet time capsule

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ninja or pirate I dont know but either one is epic XD I should totally make a ytmnd page for this!!!!

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006


Pretty sure the dude in 50 shades is a billionaire. So the first one I guess.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
what does all the time in the world even mean?

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
What was the question?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
1) I'm gay
2) Money
3) Gay buttsex sportsman
4) See first response
5) Being a gay flying man
6) Unlike #3, instruments seems more fun for longer
7) I'm gay
8) Am gay, will eat pizza
9) See response to #7
10) Ninja seems more useful I guess?
11) Krispy Kreme are bad and nasty donuts. If it were a good donut shop, then no contest. But for kk, gotta choose the nutella
12) Future is better for gay rights
13) I guess hp world is more accepting of us gays?
14) Peep that response to #9
15) Languages for meeting other gays
16) Time, always need more time


Thanks for this engaging thought exercise, dudes. +1 upvote

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Awesome Welles posted:

it's like an awful internet time capsule

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ninja or pirate I dont know but either one is epic XD I should totally make a ytmnd page for this!!!!

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


An 87 lebaron with Kate Upton in it? Lol wtf am I gonna do with Kate Upton? The world's shittiest drive to the police station in my BITCHIN 87 LEBARON. The luxury Kate! The luxury!

Qwazes
Sep 29, 2014
Fun Shoe

Speleothing posted:

11) Krispy Kreme are bad and nasty donuts. If it were a good donut shop, then no contest. But for kk, gotta choose the nutella



Counterpoint: Krispy Kreme donuts are amazing hot.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah that question is funny because it assumes the audience is a rapist so will immediately fall upon the Kate Upton in the car.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

marry mona lisa, kill chrysler lebaron, bang xbox

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress now I just want pizza

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

October Revolution posted:

gently caress now I just want pizza

you can get a pizza this dick

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all roads lead to autism. the only winning move is not to play

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Who the gently caress puts a price on a girlfriend? With 50k I could bang many, many, maids and hooooors.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex? Or your grandparents having sex?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Jerk off with a handful of thumbtacks or with a dick covered in bees?

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

amityville anus posted:

Who the gently caress puts a price on a girlfriend? With 50k I could bang many, many, maids and hooooors.

the audience for this pic is the type of guy that would spend $100 on a hooker, then the other $49,900 trying to get that hooker to be his girlfriend

so $50k for the guaranteed gamer girlfriend is sort of a bargain

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

i want to be chrysler lebron so i can be the best basketball player and dunk on kim jong un and dennis rodman

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Be Tysons sex toy for a week or eat all of Brad Pitts poo poo for a month?

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

osietra posted:


Be Tysons sex toy for a week or eat all of Brad Pitts poo poo for a month?
both, and i'd pay good money for it

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