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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my brother just inherited about $150K and now i want $150K but no one i know is dead

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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Duh, kill brother, man.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
matthew lesko

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

milkingmycow posted:

Duh, kill brother, man.

that would not help me get any money so probably not

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Buy low, sell high op

Alternatively, buy blow get high

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i think this guy knows what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Buy low, sell high op

Alternatively, buy blow get high

a small time retail investor cannot win against "the machine" it is rigged against you

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
op can u steal thi money

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

my brother just inherited about $150K and now i want $150K but no one i know is dead

maybe he got the inheritance because he doesn't have such a cavalier attitude about dad's gay

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Not even if you convince him to have it all in cash in a pile in the living room under the pretension that you intend to paint a portrait of it for his mantle but unbeknownst to him you put a loaded gun in his drink?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
start a kickstarter

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

fivethree posted:

op can u steal thi money

stealing is actually one of the main things you are not supposed to do according to the ten commandments, murder is another one (to the guy who suggested murder)

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
try goldbricking and carpetbagging

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
open a hot dog stand and a kickstarter

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Can you suck a dick OP?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

maybe he got the inheritance because he doesn't have such a cavalier attitude about dad's gay

technically it was his wife, but all is fair in love and war

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
just do what I do, covet your neighbors rear end like its going out of style

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

technically it was his wife, but all is fair in love and war

Oh, then cuck.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Propose to your brother's wife!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

try goldbricking and carpetbagging

carpetbagging sounds like fun are there any brochures about it?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

get some wealthy aristocrat to turn u into a gentleman as a cruel jape

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

just do what I do, covet your neighbors rear end like its going out of style

*taps on ten commandments stone tablet*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

get some wealthy aristocrat to turn u into a gentleman as a cruel jape

like trading places?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice, OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
porkbellies

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Elend Schwein

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

technically it was his wife, but all is fair in love and war

kill your wife

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Challenge them to a game of chance, winner takes all.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just do a 10 game parlay and put 100 bux down.

If you win you make ~$102,400 depending on the spreads/payouts

I mean, if you lose its only a 100 bux

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

like trading places?

exactly like trading places! do that

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

exactly like trading places! do that

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
send $100 to my paypal and I'll send back $200 in 3 days

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

send $100 to my paypal and I'll send back $200 in 3 days

ok send me your banking information and social security number

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

carpetbagging sounds like fun are there any brochures about it?

its one of those things that is guided by intuition like eating or moving into your boyfriends apartment

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Pay me to steal your brother's money

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

my brother just inherited about $150K and now i want $150K but no one i know is dead
If CK2 has taught me anything it's that you need to kill your brother and his heirs so you inherit it

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
become the head of a major corporation l

www
Aug 4, 2010

suck cock, you get rich and have fun at the same time

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



try to bribe/blackmail his vassals and courtiers into backing your murderplot

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