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Stinky_Pete

Stinkier than your average bear
ideally i would like to be as cool as they are, and could use some tips

below is a cucumber i found for reference

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
it's a real pickle

alnilam

If you hafta ask, you'll never know

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Their shape, the green color, etc. all make the cucumber cool. when compared to other similar growths the cucumber remains 95% of organismal heat under reference levels. plastic packaging helps for a clean environment for storage as well as for rotting, forgotten.

when tested in kindergarten for marketing, the children were found gouging the eyes of cucumbers, looking for the eyes. they had no mascot

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ChairmanMeow posted:

it's a real pickle

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Cucumbers didn't GET to be cool.

They just ARE, man. They just ARE.

Wertjoe

When I worked in produce the cucumber box always said "Keep Cool" on it.

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
jazz cigarettes and close dancing

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Stinky_Pete posted:

ideally i would like to be as cool as they are, and could use some tips

below is a cucumber i found for reference

FartGhost

it's because they are generally kept in a fridge which is known for cold temperatures, this doesnt work for humans because we are warm-blooded

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
a pickle is a cucumber that has achieved enlightenment

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

drat, thats is one cool cucumber, man. real solid piece of work, i mean in that cool department. a real bro or bruh IMHO

Matey

eat food

gotta love them cukes





tao of lmao

Cucumbers have heard of every good band before you. They don't like them anymore though. Says they salad out.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I'm more into tubers, I dig the underground scene.

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Ayatollah Hermione posted:

jazz cigarettes and close dancing

Smoke! Jazz Cigarettes

-a cucumber

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