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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

grack posted:

This is bullshit I thought Connor McDavid was supposed to turn the Oilers in to a 100 point hockey club :saddowns:

Clearly a bust, needs to get some tips from noted Art Ross contender Antti Niemi.

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I thought we got rid of Steve Downie? Why are we taking so many dumb penalties again?

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Pornographic Memory posted:

Yeah i always heard he doesnt play defense or do one timers or go into the corners but he's been doing all those things this game. Hes not gonna win a selke but hes a less one dimensional player than hes been portrayed as it seems

The people who say these things unironically are dumb. Also why would someone ever even care if he was slapping the puck or not when he scores like he does.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



"PENALTY Matt Cullen Hooking against Antoine Roussel"

He can DRAW penalties?! :eyepop:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I don't think that's legal

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Ahahah the avs PA played the Mario mushroom growth sound effect when they killed off a penalty.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Lovejoy being so bad (at staying on his skates) that he was good

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Okay, the Mario noise makes me love the avs now.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Vincent Van Goat posted:

I don't think that's legal

Nah, that was pretty clear-cut

good call by the refs

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Blues were good tonight.

Also Dallas sound guy has been playing tons of video game music for years now.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

grack posted:

You should check the D roster that the Bruins ran out tonight. Trust me, Duke's justified.

I find it mildly amusing that any team in the Cup Finals 2011-2013 that aren't the Blackhawks imploded so quickly

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Kyrosiris posted:

"PENALTY Matt Cullen Hooking against Antoine Roussel"

He can DRAW penalties?! :eyepop:

Hey, if he wants to be like Shaw...

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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This whole league average goalie shutting the Pens out is getting old :(

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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loving high stick on a shot are loving kidding?

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Bullshit penalty

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Penguins touch a guy with his stick as part of a hockey play, two minutes. Stars tuck a Penguins players stick under their armpits and dont let go though lol good play

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



rex rabidorum vires posted:

This whole league average goalie shutting the Pens out is getting old :(

shutting out

out-scoring

six of one

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Aurora posted:

I find it mildly amusing that any team in the Cup Finals 2011-2013 that aren't the Blackhawks imploded so quickly

It's been a pretty steady decline since 13, really. The D has just gotten a little worse, then a little worse, then a little worse. Combine that with some players getting older, sprinkle in a few badly timed injuries and some MOTHERFUCKING STUPID TRADES and lack of re-signings (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK) and some pretty :shrug: draft picks...

...and you end up with this as your D-pairs: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ1EmchWwAE4vkh.png:large

e: oh and a couple of your offensive players being snakebit as gently caress doesn't help. I want old, extra shithead marchand back. At least he scored some goals after lowbridging some dumb dumb

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Oct 9, 2015

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Excuse me refs, you wanna try that again?

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Mar 26, 2007

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Kyrosiris posted:

shutting out

out-scoring

six of one

30 shots recorded as the away team...even in the worst shooting percentages you'd think 1 out of 30 would go in (it won't and stats and all that)

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Score a fuckin goal.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



rex rabidorum vires posted:

30 shots recorded as the away team...even in the worst shooting percentages you'd think 1 out of 30 would go in (it won't and stats and all that)

Ah, but you forget, this is the Dallas Stars

We were 22-9-5 last year when outshot by our opponents

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Are you kidding me?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Its ok regression works both ways right, i look forward to the penguins limping into the playoffs and riding a 20% team shooting percentage all the way to the cup

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Mar 26, 2007

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Kyrosiris posted:

Ah, but you forget, this is the Dallas Stars

We were 22-9-5 last year when outshot by our opponents

Looks like 1 and 0 this year.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




gently caress these refs.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



No I meant the Pens

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Mar 26, 2007

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That should probably be stopped. Squeezes between the glow and body :/

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Holy poo poo :barf:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Vincent Van Goat posted:

It's been over a year since the Pens came back to win in the third, congrats on your win Dallas.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Eakin ruins an easy 2-on-1 with a terrible pass

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




4-0 inc

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Mar 26, 2007

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Yup

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Watch the game where the Pens are being shutout or watch the game with the human egg doing colour?


Hmmmmmm......

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Duke Chin posted:

e: oh and a couple of your offensive players being snakebit as gently caress doesn't help. I want old, extra shithead marchand back. At least he scored some goals after lowbridging some dumb dumb

I will thank you to NOT speak about Sami Salo in this way.


Seriously, don't do it, I think you may have caused three of his ribs to spontaneously break.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".




Niemi goal please :pray:

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Good hit, bad aftermath. Props to Parise though, oof.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

grack posted:

I will thank you to NOT speak about Sami Salo in this way.


Seriously, don't do it, I think you may have caused three of his ribs to spontaneously break.

let's see it again in slow-mo! https://youtu.be/wGD5DbljtfE?t=43

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Pleeeeease don't blow this Avs.

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Mar 26, 2007

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