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Frustrated posted:Thank god for the Astros, because holy crap are the Texans a disaster. Get Keenum, or Teebow, or loving Vince Young, I don't care who, just cut both qb's and kneel every play for the rest of the season if you have to. Fire Crennel and fire Rick Smith. The defense should be amazing, yet somehow every other play we either get called for a penalty, or our defensive backs forget how to play football. Rick Smith has also taken every opportunity to dick this roster up. First, he and O'Brien let every single guy who made plays in camp go. All the guys with real hustle got pushed aside for players with the right "metrics" but no brains. Secondly, how the gently caress do you not trade down to take a QB instead of Clowney when pass rushing was not the problem, and you weren't even going to play him in his natural position? Just trade up ONE SPOT to get Bridgewater, or take Carr in the second, or Garoppolo in the third. Almost every pick from that draft has been a huge bust. You suck at your job Rick Smith, get the gently caress out. username/post
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Hoyer was mostly alright today with the mostly coming from the dumbest decision to not take a sack I've ever seen. Maybe BoB should've stuck with his first choice and not listened to us whiny fans. It's like how you never change your answer on a test
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Oct 9, 2015 09:52
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Ryan Mallett's totally got it figured out guys trust me he passed the eye test
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Oct 9, 2015 10:20
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Poor Hoyer. Wipes out the memories of a great night of play with one of the dumbest throws I've seen in awhile. 
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Oct 9, 2015 12:52
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pasaluki posted:What this game showed me was Bill O'Brian handling of the QB situation will be required reading for new head coaches for how to make the worst decisions. They went through all that poo poo to name Hoyer starting QB then bench him after 3 quarters and put in Mallett who was abysmal. The problem is O'Brian didn't want to look like he made the wrong decision (which he did) so he doubled down on Mallett who was completely incompetent. Neither of them are good but Hoyer has definitely outperformed Mallett and would have given them the best chance to win. I don't think it matters. They're both horrible. But you know what. loving pick one and let him play. The swapping is just going to make both of them worse.
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NC-17 posted:Poor Hoyer. Wipes out the memories of a great night of play with one of the dumbest throws I've seen in awhile. That's his entire career in a nutshell. poo poo, that's the narrative in most of his individual games. He's like 3/4 early career Brady and 1/4 senile grampa Favre jacked up on Vicodin and bourbon.
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Oct 9, 2015 12:59
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Also can we all please take a moment to lol at the dumbest hail mary coverage ever:
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I love watching owners fall for stupid media narratives. Bill O'brien has that bullshit QB guru mantra because he lucked into working with Tom Brady, and Brian Hoyer has been a golden boy that Mike Lombardi has been fellating for god knows how long. "Oh man Patriots south sure we'll roll with Hoyer and this other QB that the Patriots liked." How many incompetent dunces have Brady and Belichick gotten jobs for at this point? Charlie Weiss Romeo Crennel Josh McDaniels Bill O'Brien Scott Pioli (loving twice) Thomas Dimitroff Mangini (loving twice) Mike Lombardi the list is incredible
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FizFashizzle posted:I love watching owners fall for stupid media narratives. I liked Hoyer, I wanted him to be the next Bernie so badly.
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Oct 9, 2015 13:34
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Flikken posted:I liked Hoyer, I wanted him to be the next Bernie so badly. He's probably an alcoholic after last night so you get your wish.
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FizFashizzle posted:He's probably an alcoholic after last night so you get your wish. He's still got an over .500 record as a starter right?
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NC-17 posted:Also can we all please take a moment to lol at the dumbest hail mary coverage ever: Greg Toler, what the gently caress are you doing.
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Oct 9, 2015 14:24
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Seems like Indy's got a QB controversy on their hands. please let this become a narrative
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weas posted:Greg Toler, what the gently caress are you doing. Blocking out his teammates.
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NC-17 posted:Seems like Indy's got a QB controversy on their hands. If Luck comes back and plays poorly, it's guaranteed to become a narrative.
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I think we should rest Luck for the next game just to mess with the Patriot fans. This will insure that this is the game Brady Inc. plays badly for no reason and loses. If the Colts try to win every play will be that hail mary.
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Oct 9, 2015 14:41
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I think Hasslebeck looked like he was ready to die when Wolfson started asking about New England.
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Oct 9, 2015 14:44
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The Colts are a bad team that had the opportunity to be pushed down in the standings but they played the three most inept franchises in Football. I look forward to their token bowl bid and subsequent loss
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So Colts fans how do you feel about raising a AFC finalist banner?
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Colts should get a banner for "beating" the Texans
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Oct 9, 2015 16:20
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Each team owner should christen each home game by walking out to midfield with a crown, scepter and wearing a commemorative banner as a cape before leading the crowd in the national anthem.
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Oct 9, 2015 16:26
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One of the teams cheerleaders must stand next to the owner and must quickly knight each player as they run through the tunnel. If the team does not currently have cheerleaders the team mascot must instead perform this duty.
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Oct 9, 2015 16:40
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pasaluki posted:One of the teams cheerleaders must stand next to the owner and must quickly knight each player as they run through the tunnel. What if your mascot is a real dog, and you don't have cheerleaders?
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Flikken posted:What if your mascot is a real dog, and you don't have cheerleaders? Each player must give dog a belly rub
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Flikken posted:What if your mascot is a real dog, and you don't have cheerleaders? Add your royal grode to the royal vat
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Quest For Glory II posted:so if Andre Johnson is finally 'back' and this isn't a fluke game, I can talk about all-time poo poo again I was looking up receiving yard seasons, AJ had the record until Megatron came along and just crushed him.
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Metapod posted:Each player must give dog a belly rub That works
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Flikken posted:What if your mascot is a real dog, and you don't have cheerleaders?  This dog seems fully able to give a press conference, therefore the dog will be expected to participate fully in the knighting ceremony prior to kickoff at which time all players must swear a vow of chastity and sportsmanship in front all gathered.
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Romeo Crennel should be fired right now. The defense looked completely lost - it wasn't just that they played badly, but they had no idea what they were doing. Multiple plays I saw linebackers arguing about where there were supposed to be and shoving each other around trying to get them into position. That combined with the godawful RAC secondary coaching makes things impossible - why the gently caress do you give recievers a 7-10 yard cushion every single play? Great pass rushers aren't going to do a thing when you can just throw the ball to a wide open reciever within two seconds of snapping the ball every play.
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pasaluki posted:
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That's a cool dog. He should probably be coach.
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I didn't think it was possible for a video to contain so many eye rolls. http://gfycat.com/IdealisticParallelEasternnewt
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NC-17 posted:I didn't think it was possible for a video to contain so many eye rolls. Ryan Mallett—true professional: http://gfycat.com/ParallelCleverAmmonite
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NC-17 posted:I didn't think it was possible for a video to contain so many eye rolls. Taking away his meth just made him worse.
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I just want to state that after watching Mallet in college one of the biggest surprises of my life was finding out some team was dumb enough to sign him.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:I just want to state that after watching Mallet in college one of the biggest surprises of my life was finding out some team was dumb enough to sign him. Thank God we never had to play him and were able to flip him to the Texans.
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NC-17 posted:The chuck. Should have thrown to the guy on the bottom imo
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