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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What are some little details or difference that make it possible to figure out whether someone is Hispanic, or Asian

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

a bay posted:

What are some little details or difference that make it possible to figure out whether someone is Hispanic, or Asian

Badonkadonkadonk

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
analyze their droppings

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Enfield posted:

analyze their droppings

You could get a false result if it was an Asian that has eaten a Hispanic or vice versa.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
Additionally, are philipinos Asian or Hispanic?

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Ask them to cook you something

If you get served platanos you have a Hispanic individual

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Germstore posted:

You could get a false result if it was an Asian that has eaten a Hispanic or vice versa.

That's okay because you are what you eat.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

P-Mack posted:

Badonkadonkadonk

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

ashgromnies posted:

Additionally, are philipinos Asian or Hispanic?

most Asian, some Hispanic.

the key difference is


P-Mack posted:

Badonkadonkadonk

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
You can tell by what kind of sword they have

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Poke them in the tummy. If they swear at you in spanish, portugese, or central american pigdin (some mexicans still speak a weird spanish/mayan dialect 4 instance) they hispanic.

If they cuss you out in an asian language, they asian.

Also asians are strangely ignorant of an invention called cheese whereas hispanic people are not. U can show em cheese and see if they get confused.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
Fred Armisen is Asian and Hispanic but somehow looks like a generic aging, skittish, white NPR listener.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Asians have a sideways pussy . Check the vagina then youll know

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
That's easy, if they have black hair and brown eyes they are Asian, or Hispanic.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

If they go ching chong they are asian, if they go puta puta pajero they are spanish. If they go durka durka djihad then gosh golly, better shoot them immediately for they are after your precious freedoms.

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Oberleutnant posted:

Asians have a sideways pussy . Check the vagina then youll know

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

ashgromnies posted:

Additionally, are philipinos Asian or Hispanic?

Asian IMO but they really don't like being associated too much with either from my experience as a racist cult leader.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Ask if they would rather do maths tutoring or mow your lawn.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Chinaman7000 posted:

Asian IMO but they really don't like being associated too much with either from my experience as a racist cult leader.

What about black guys? Asian or Hispanic?

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Oberleutnant posted:

Asians have a sideways pussy . Check the vagina then youll know

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

contextual clues

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
depending on the asian country (I mean seriously, saying "asian" is almost retarded man), it can be hard to distinguish. I've poitned this out before and people are like LOL WHAT? But come on, Hispanics have obvious physical Asian traits except bigger butts and boobs. oh and they like to gently caress more

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

If they are cutting your grass they are hispanic.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

You can tell by their daily dress. Shirt buttoned only at the top, Hispanic. Wears a camera every day, Asian.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

a bay posted:

What are some little details or difference that make it possible to figure out whether someone is Hispanic, or Asian

everyone has their own divination methods and it depends on what your spiritual ties are most closely connected to. What's your spirit totem?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorting hats

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The dong

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

check whether they can do martial arts

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Ask which continent they're from you loving dweebs.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Only the Asians can talk to sand, if you see one speaking to the sand they are Asian.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The checklist goes:

A: Are they eating a taco?

B: Do I want to gently caress them?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Hmm thats not fool proof, white people have been born on every continent. I was born in Africa but nobody is going to classify me as African American.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Enfield posted:

analyze their droppings
smelling their farts works just as well but takes some practice tbqh

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
if a girl wants you to call her mommy, she's hispanic. if a girl wants to call you daddy, she's asian.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

P-Mack posted:

Badonkadonkadonk

Hispanic girls:


Asian girls got a serious of white dad booty:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I got rear end for two, we can share it. As long as she brings the hole.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ask them a maths question. If they asnwer it immediately they are asian if they shrug and start eating tacos they are hispanic.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

if theyre good at math theyre asian

if theyre fun to party with theyre hispanic

although the party will end in a massive fight

^ffff

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

If they understand indoor plumbing but stand on the toilet, Asian. If they don't understand running water, sit whilst making GBS threads, but throw all their lovely toilet paper on the floor next to the toilet, Hispanic.

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