How do you tell if somebody is Hispanic or Asian

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Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

drop an atomic bomb on them and see if it kills them

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:26

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:53

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Hispanics invade by land from the south, Asians invade by boat from the east.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:30

Weener Beater: May 4, 2010

Commie NedFlanders posted:

The dong

Definitely this.

Or you can smell their poop

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:30

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

surreptitious blood sample "bumnp against them in public while saying excuse me" then feed it into your supercomputer that you're in 24/7 contact with through an earpiece

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:31

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

a bay posted:

What are some little details or difference that make it possible to figure out whether someone is Hispanic, or Asian

INTERS#ETING ENOUGHLY OP, there are hispanic asians, they are called FILIPINOS

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:32

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hold a pat of butter over some rice and see if they get agitated.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:32

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

an easy way to spot a filipino/a- take them on a cruise

if they instinctively begin to fold strangers laundry and find themselves drawn to the engineering compartments instead of the guest areas, you'll know for sure

# ? Oct 9, 2015 17:45

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

texaholic posted:

Hispanic girls:

Asian girls got a serious of white dad booty:

Hispanic girls only have the booty if they have African blood. Amerindian looking Mexican ladies have flat ones - probably due to their genetic similarities to the Asian persuasion.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:36

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

P-Mack posted:

Badonkadonkadonk

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:39

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

RaceBannon posted:

Hispanic girls only have the booty if they have African blood. Amerindian looking Mexican ladies have flat ones - probably due to their genetic similarities to the Asian persuasion.

wrong

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:42

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

wrong

holy poo poo

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:43

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

etalian posted:

wrong

Not wrong. On average. That lady is probably mostly Euro/African rather than Amerindian judging by her look. But holy poo poo is right.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:45

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

very carefully

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:46

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

RaceBannon posted:

Not wrong. On average. That lady is probably mostly Euro/African rather than Amerindian judging by her look. But holy poo poo is right.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:47

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

etalian posted:

Don't look Amerindian. Doesn't change what I said. Also, holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:50

naem: May 29, 2011

sideways vagina

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:52

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

etalian posted:

wrong

7/10 not bad

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:52

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

give them a math test

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:53

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ashgromnies posted:

Fred Armisen is Asian and Hispanic but somehow looks like a generic aging, skittish, white NPR listener.

That's it. I swore he was some Mongrel Third-Gen Italian.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:56

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

ElectricSheep posted:

an easy way to spot a filipino/a- take them on a cruise

if they instinctively begin to fold strangers laundry and find themselves drawn to the engineering compartments instead of the guest areas, you'll know for sure

an easier way is to take a walk to a sunny area and see if they follow.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:57

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

RaceBannon posted:

Hispanic girls only have the booty if they have African blood. Amerindian looking Mexican ladies have flat ones - probably due to their genetic similarities to the Asian persuasion.

Mexico has like 0.8% African ancestry so they're either incredibly flat or you're wrong

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:57

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

computer parts posted:

Mexico has like 0.8% African ancestry so they're either incredibly flat or you're wrong

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:01

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

computer parts posted:

Mexico has like 0.8% African ancestry so they're either incredibly flat or you're wrong

Mexicans (Mestizos at least) actually carry a couple percentage points of African admixture on average. But the pred. Amerindian people (or with a primarily Amerindian phenotype at least) aren't known for tha booty - and that's probably because they're similar to Asians on a genetic level.

"A study conducted by Mexico's National Institute of Genomic Medicine (INMEGEN) reported that mestizo Mexicans are 58.96% European, 35.05% "Asian" (Amerindian mostly), and 5.03% African. Sonora shows the highest European contribution (70.63%) and Guerrero the lowest (51.98%) which also has the highest Asian contribution (37.17%). African contribution ranges from 2.8% in Sonora to 11.13% in Veracruz. 80% of the Mexican population was classed as mestizo (defined as "being racially mixed in some degree")."

But being Hispanic means you can be of any race - with a whole lot of mixing. The populations that absorbed more African ancestry inherited the African booty. It's simple really!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:03

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

This thread is funnier than I expected. I'm hispanic.

I say ask them to cook. That will tell you spot on!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:25

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

If they understand indoor plumbing but stand on the toilet, Asian. If they don't understand running water, sit whilst making GBS threads, but throw all their lovely toilet paper on the floor next to the toilet, Hispanic.

My cat loves to poo poo right next to the toilet and drag toilet paper on top of it

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:29

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

RaceBannon posted:

Mexicans (Mestizos at least) actually carry a couple percentage points of African admixture on average. But the pred. Amerindian people (or with a primarily Amerindian phenotype at least) aren't known for tha booty - and that's probably because they're similar to Asians on a genetic level.

"A study conducted by Mexico's National Institute of Genomic Medicine (INMEGEN) reported that mestizo Mexicans are 58.96% European, 35.05% "Asian" (Amerindian mostly), and 5.03% African. Sonora shows the highest European contribution (70.63%) and Guerrero the lowest (51.98%) which also has the highest Asian contribution (37.17%). African contribution ranges from 2.8% in Sonora to 11.13% in Veracruz. 80% of the Mexican population was classed as mestizo (defined as "being racially mixed in some degree")."

But being Hispanic means you can be of any race - with a whole lot of mixing. The populations that absorbed more African ancestry inherited the African booty. It's simple really!

Hispanics are the main group of race mixers this is why they own so hard and why whites are afraid of them

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:30

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

just check their net worth

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:34

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

Horniest Manticore posted:

if a girl wants you to call her mommy, she's hispanic. if a girl wants to call you daddy, she's asian.

never realized this, but you're spot on

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:37

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Asians don't have buttcracks. It's just a smooth rump with a hole.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:41

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

RaceBannon posted:

Hispanic girls only have the booty if they have African blood. Amerindian looking Mexican ladies have flat ones - probably due to their genetic similarities to the Asian persuasion.

just joining the chorus of fellow posters to tell you how wrong and stupid you are

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:41

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

What's Mexico deal? I hear people kidnap public officials and poo poo

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:43

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

realtalk: i know a girl who is 3/4 hispanic, and 1/4 asian, and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. like, movie star quality beautiful. very sweet and super smart too. its almost like she's too perfect, i wonder what the hidden flaw is?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 05:45

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

Freestyle posted:

realtalk: i know a girl who is 3/4 hispanic, and 1/4 asian, and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. like, movie star quality beautiful. very sweet and super smart too. its almost like she's too perfect, i wonder what the hidden flaw is?

Geez why don't you just marry her

# ? Oct 10, 2015 06:47