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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Hahaha this is already so terrible.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Contract the loving jays.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
When it comes to disappointment, the Jays never fail to disappoint.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Josh... you're everything...

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Alright, just a normal bad inning instead of an unmitigated disaster. This is progress.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Chris Colabello: Unironically Good Hitter

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Haha i dunno man, seems kind of unfair to give someone a home run because of a weird bounce.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Can we all just agree that the game actually starts now and just ignore the first two innings.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Post Season Heroes Chris Colabello and Rougned Odor are why Baseball, sometimes, is not terrible.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Everyone should be rooting for the Jays because then we get #TurfChat all month long.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oof that's The Juice.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
when bae looks great in his first post season game but is let down by his defense

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

straight up brolic posted:

What has happened to Tulo? He can hardly even make contact anymore. Maybe it was Coors all along...

Cespedes goes to the NL and becomes Barry Bonds. Tulo goes to the AL and becomes Cliff Pennington.

The answer is obvious.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Drunk Canuck is way ahead of everyone and when I see him as the last poster I get nervous :ohdear:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

It's a Mike Wilner inning I would rather die.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Jays.... have a lead??

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Told you I ain't worried, I ain't scared of the booth
All you can do is spit a verse of the truth

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Wonder if I wrote this,

cuz it's so crisp.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Some Numbers posted:

:getin:


Wait, has Mark Lowe been bad for the Jays? He was pretty great for the Mariners.

He hasn't been Bad but he's had enough Fun Nights to make One Nervous.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
*sighs, gets ready to check Aaron Loup Pitches off the list*


I would like it very much if a man hit a ball far.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
That was baaad Joey.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Please come up big against the Rangers again Tulo.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Also if this works, the Tulo trade was officially a failure.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
He's Bad.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
You done good Osuna. Now I repeat: hit a ball very far.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
You know who'd be good right now? Danny Valencia. :(

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Please Josh. Do it for me.

Do it for the Chex man.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Man. About to get thoroughly out-managed by Jeff Banister.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Man. If goins doesnt get his leg up at the end there it looked like he was gonna be Kang'd

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Some Numbers posted:

gently caress, Loup is a bad one, right?

I don't know if Loup is bad, specifically, but bad things always happen when he comes up in tight spots.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Alright.

Alright guys. Guys. Let's. Let's Hit A Baseball.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
This game is rapidly approaching Two Bad Teams levels.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
God bless you Cola, god bless you for that extremely Colabello-rear end hit.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

AegisP posted:

For a pickoff, do you have to tag the runner, or just catch it and have your foot planted before the guy on makes it safely back?

Gotta tag him.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Odds of strike em out throw em out reaching 99%

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
OH WELL, GET EM NEXT TIME BOYS IN BLUE,

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Alright. This is the one boys. This is the big time. This is the Big Time for Big Boys with Big Bats.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Good. Someone make Bautista mad.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Inches.

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