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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Geoducks
 
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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they are phallic

like really phallic


nature's living dick joke


they're dicks that dig themselves into the sea floor and filter feed


in places where the water drains out of an inlet or something people go out and dig the big dicks out of the dirt

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Geodicks


diiiiiiccckkksss

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
GEODUCKS ARE DICKS THAT LIVE IN THE SEA

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
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String Beans posted:

and they are dug up by Seamen. It all comes together.

I think I'm starting to see the big picture here

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

The geoduck to me is very similar to a clitoris or g-spot. I've read and seen much information about them but I still have no idea what the gently caress they are our where I can find one.

E: on the bright side my phone tried multiple times to correct geoduck to geofuck. What the hell?

Like some kinda sick version of geocaching where you hide boxes with dildos in them in the woods or something I dunno man

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

The Sphinxster posted:

Horsedick clam
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