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I've been making my own sparkling water for a little over 3 years using a variety of techniques, ranging from store bought machines to dry ice to yeast. Experimentation with these methods and sampling the delicous products of my tinkering has carbonated my soul with bubbles of strict c02 regulation is just as important as what can be considered a bubble? What i as bubble A bubble is a globule. Basically, when you are making sparkling water, you are "impregnating" the water with bubbles. The amount of bubbles can vary wildly from 1000 bubbles to over a million, but be careful, as bubbles have a frustratingly short lifespan. Step 3: i skipped 1 and two this is a FUN way to make some sort ofr water, utilizing gigantic amounts of dry ice can net you over 30 dollars in saving. Let's take look: First, you need to get your hands on some dry ice. Run your fingers over your bounty; clutch it to your naked breast. Dry ice is as dangerous as it is beautiful though, so don't do this for too long or you'll end up with third degree burns on any exposed skin. Next, put the dry ice in your bathtub. Soon you will have exactly 30 bottles of perfect, sparkly water to enjoy. faq: Can i sell my retarded rear end fizzy water? I don't give a poo poo what you loving do with it, but if you manage to make anything remotely digestible you'd probably want to check out this bar graph that can help you corner the market and make the big bucks selling your subpar garbage water.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:20 |
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Neat!
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:21 |
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jesus christ Enfield, they sell 6-packs at Giant for, like, $1.50
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:22 |
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how do i get bubbles in my blood
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:25 |
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You been making ur own fire too BOOM! I went there.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:25 |
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If you want some free sparkling liquid just open your mouth while I unzip my trousers 👖
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:27 |
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Globule Bobble
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:27 |
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Melmac posted:If you want some free sparkling liquid just open your mouth while I unzip my trousers 👖 did you read my globule dissertation? take a hike
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:28 |
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beer has carbonation in it and also water
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:28 |
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jackyl posted:beer has carbonation in it and also water what *runs headfirst into dresser with bedsheet draped over my head*
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:29 |
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dont do that just drink a beer
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:30 |
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jackyl posted:dont do that just drink a beer are you familiar with fertilzeing
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:31 |
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i am. very... familiar
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:33 |
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its your posts owned
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:34 |
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Nefarious posted:how do i get bubbles in my blood If I fart a lot of times in some water will it turn into sparkling water?
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:34 |
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Enfield posted:are you familiar with fertilzeing yes ur mom was fertile and now u post
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:34 |
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the point is m I'm ur daddy
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:35 |
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Nefarious posted:how do i get bubbles in my blood Go diving pretty deep underwater and then come up real fast.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:36 |
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i don't feel right drinking water that doesn't carry a > 1000% markup. Will be rocking San Pellegrino until I die but thank you for the offer.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:36 |
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You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:36 |
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Lowtax posted:You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron Who the gently caress drinks pepsi
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:37 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Go diving pretty deep underwater and then come up real fast. this is actually a really good point
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:38 |
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Lowtax posted:You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron pepsi has anger molecules threaded into its dna. im trying to stay natural and unangry
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:38 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who the gently caress drinks pepsi I also go to the casino in a motorized scooter with my oxygen tank attached to the rear
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:39 |
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Lowtax posted:You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron same but Arnold Palmers those are the best non beer drinks
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:39 |
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Enfield posted:pepsi has anger molecules threaded into its dna. im trying to stay natural and unangry
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:39 |
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is that all you get for your money?
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:40 |
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really beer is the best but if u can't have a beer Arnold palmers are the best
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:40 |
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Lowtax posted:drink it through a straw then, it neutralizes them eeehh... ll just drink a 711 (opposite soda). its like long division
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:42 |
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is 711 a soda
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:43 |
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you can take pop with no bubbles and shake it and allbof a sudden millions of bubbles will appear. it is extremely hosed up andbscientists cannot explain it
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:44 |
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Enfield posted:is 711 a soda Yes
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:49 |
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Enfield posted:is 711 a soda
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:49 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who the gently caress drinks pepsi
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:51 |
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(to the tune of 'oh my darling clementine') tried to fart and poo poo my pants i tried to faaaart and poo poo my pants tried to fart and poo poo my pants i tried to fart and poo poo my pants
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:51 |
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Lowtax posted:A 711 is when you mix club soda and orange juice and sprite and battery acid and then you throw the mix into a swamp and say something bad about wiccans oh uh my doctor says i cant have anymore battery acid
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:53 |
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Enfield posted:oh uh my doctor says i cant have anymore battery acid
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:54 |
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*singing in a heavenly voice* hey im an angel. lean over that couch
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:55 |
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symbolic posted:people better than you Impossible
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Lowtax posted:You're not supposed to drink it you dingus, its for functionality yeah i guess. *kicks.some dust*kinda wish i had some fizzy water
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