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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've been making my own sparkling water for a little over 3 years using a variety of techniques, ranging from store bought machines to dry ice to yeast. Experimentation with these methods and sampling the delicous products of my tinkering has carbonated my soul with bubbles of strict c02 regulation is just as important as what can be considered a bubble?
What i as bubble
A bubble is a globule. Basically, when you are making sparkling water, you are "impregnating" the water with bubbles. The amount of bubbles can vary wildly from 1000 bubbles to over a million, but be careful, as bubbles have a frustratingly short lifespan.
Step 3: i skipped 1 and two
this is a FUN way to make some sort ofr water, utilizing gigantic amounts of dry ice can net you over 30 dollars in saving.
Let's take look:
First, you need to get your hands on some dry ice. Run your fingers over your bounty; clutch it to your naked breast. Dry ice is as dangerous as it is beautiful though, so don't do this for too long or you'll end up with third degree burns on any exposed skin.
Next, put the dry ice in your bathtub. Soon you will have exactly 30 bottles of perfect, sparkly water to enjoy.

faq:
Can i sell my retarded rear end fizzy water?
I don't give a poo poo what you loving do with it, but if you manage to make anything remotely digestible you'd probably want to check out this bar graph that can help you corner the market and make the big bucks selling your subpar garbage water.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Neat!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

jesus christ Enfield, they sell 6-packs at Giant for, like, $1.50

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
how do i get bubbles in my blood

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You been making ur own fire too

BOOM!

I went there.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
If you want some free sparkling liquid just open your mouth while I unzip my trousers 👖

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Globule Bobble

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Melmac posted:

If you want some free sparkling liquid just open your mouth while I unzip my trousers 👖

did you read my globule dissertation? take a hike

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
beer has carbonation in it and also water

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

jackyl posted:

beer has carbonation in it and also water

what *runs headfirst into dresser with bedsheet draped over my head*

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dont do that just drink a beer

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

jackyl posted:

dont do that just drink a beer

are you familiar with fertilzeing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i am. very... familiar

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its your posts owned

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Nefarious posted:

how do i get bubbles in my blood
A syringe.

If I fart a lot of times in some water will it turn into sparkling water?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Enfield posted:

are you familiar with fertilzeing

yes ur mom was fertile and now u post

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the point is m I'm ur daddy

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Nefarious posted:

how do i get bubbles in my blood

Go diving pretty deep underwater and then come up real fast.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
i don't feel right drinking water that doesn't carry a > 1000% markup. Will be rocking San Pellegrino until I die but thank you for the offer.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lowtax posted:

You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron

Who the gently caress drinks pepsi

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SHISHKABOB posted:

Go diving pretty deep underwater and then come up real fast.

this is actually a really good point

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lowtax posted:

You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron

pepsi has anger molecules threaded into its dna. im trying to stay natural and unangry

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who the gently caress drinks pepsi
I drink 7 2-liters of Pepsi every morning, it's my little "pick me up"

I also go to the casino in a motorized scooter with my oxygen tank attached to the rear

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Lowtax posted:

You're an idiot if you drink water, it tastes like poo poo compared to Pepsi, why not just drink Pepsi you moron

same but Arnold Palmers those are the best non beer drinks

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Enfield posted:

pepsi has anger molecules threaded into its dna. im trying to stay natural and unangry
drink it through a straw then, it neutralizes them

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


is that all you get for your money?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
really beer is the best but if u can't have a beer Arnold palmers are the best

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lowtax posted:

drink it through a straw then, it neutralizes them

eeehh... ll just drink a 711 (opposite soda). its like long division

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
is 711 a soda

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
you can take pop with no bubbles and shake it and allbof a sudden millions of bubbles will appear. it is extremely hosed up andbscientists cannot explain it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

is 711 a soda

Yes

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Enfield posted:

is 711 a soda
A 711 is when you mix club soda and orange juice and sprite and battery acid and then you throw the mix into a swamp and say something bad about wiccans

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who the gently caress drinks pepsi
people better than you

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
(to the tune of 'oh my darling clementine')

tried to fart and poo poo my pants
i tried to faaaart and poo poo my pants
tried to fart and poo poo my pants
i tried to fart and poo poo my pants

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lowtax posted:

A 711 is when you mix club soda and orange juice and sprite and battery acid and then you throw the mix into a swamp and say something bad about wiccans

oh uh my doctor says i cant have anymore battery acid

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Enfield posted:

oh uh my doctor says i cant have anymore battery acid
You're not supposed to drink it you dingus, its for functionality

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*singing in a heavenly voice* hey im an angel. lean over that couch

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

symbolic posted:

people better than you

Impossible

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lowtax posted:

You're not supposed to drink it you dingus, its for functionality

yeah i guess. *kicks.some dust*kinda wish i had some fizzy water

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