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hemale in pain posted:i dont think spiders live that long  bathroom spider we had some good times
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How much for the spider op
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Oct 14, 2015 17:56
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The Goatfather posted:i had a spider that i allowed to live in my bathroom all summer. every time i took a shower she'd come down from her web to drink from the splatter on the shower walls and look at my dick but she left a couple of days ago i had one who made a web between my bathroom sink and the wall and he kept me company in the morning while i shaved etc but at night he was usually out somewhere 
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Oct 14, 2015 17:58
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I mainly have jumping spiders at my house. Cute lil buggers. drat hard to move them out of harms way when the wife sees them and demands bloodshed though
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Oct 14, 2015 18:18
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 Look at this beast! I don't know what he's got in that web but he's apparently been eating the poo poo out of it.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:09
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That is a fine spider.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:11
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I have had some fine spiders, bathroom, livingroom, hallway, in my time. This one is a top-notch spider. OP, DON'T gently caress IT UP!
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Oct 16, 2015 05:14
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have had some fine spiders, bathroom, livingroom, hallway, in my time. This one is a top-notch spider. OP, DON'T gently caress IT UP! Reginald is under strict protection, there was some poseur spider that I spotted tonight near Reginald and I killed the poo poo out him. This is Reginald territory, bitch.
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Oct 16, 2015 05:51
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Right the gently caress on. Pics would be good.
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Oct 16, 2015 06:13
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Look at this lame, lovely spider... oh wait, you can't because I crushed the gently caress out of him for being a foot away from boss rear end Reginald... edit: I left the corpse there to remind other spiders whose territory this is. Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 16, 2015 |
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Oct 16, 2015 06:23
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OctoberBlues posted:Look at this lame, lovely spider... oh wait, you can't because I crushed the gently caress out of him for being a foot away from boss rear end Reginald... Oh so you killed him?
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Oct 16, 2015 06:28
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I killed the lame spider that was wandering around Reginald's area... Reginald would have taken care of it eventually but I wanted to save him the time.
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Oct 16, 2015 06:41
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OctoberBlues posted:I killed the lame spider that was wandering around Reginald's area... Reginald would have taken care of it eventually but I wanted to save him the time. you jackass
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Oct 16, 2015 06:50
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what if that was reginald's spider booty call, OP? you might have just killed the poo poo out of the spider he wanted to spider marry and have thousands of beautiful spider children with
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Oct 16, 2015 08:07
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GOD drat IT OctoberBlues, we finally got some mod support in this loving trout country and you had to go and piss him off
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Oct 16, 2015 17:31
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If Regi is ever going to be the hot new thing in GBS he has to be marketable, so that means don't go showing spider corpses you smashed up!
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Oct 16, 2015 17:33
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This is Reginald country, I'm not running a spider hotel here! That other spider was a different, slightly larger type of spider, I did what needed to be done.
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Oct 16, 2015 17:53
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Just take it out of the house!! We can't have a scandal tank our chances before regi even gets off the ground! I mean off the ground the other way.
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Oct 16, 2015 17:55
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hemale in pain posted:i dont think spiders live that long Spiders live for several years. Some tarantulas live for more than 20 years in captivity.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Spiders live for several years. Some tarantulas live for more than 20 years in captivity. Do they go grey headed and yell at younger spiders to get off their web
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Oct 16, 2015 18:25
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Do they go grey headed and yell at younger spiders to get off their web They do start balding when they're old
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Oct 16, 2015 18:45
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OctoberBlues posted:Doesn't seem all that cool to me? Not sure? its no reggae pigeon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3SQepCfGqo
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Oct 16, 2015 18:51
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Well, it seems Reginald was a fan of me killing that other spider. The other spider was seen leaving it's web that was about a foot away from Reginald (I hadn't noticed it before last night) and we all know what happened. But today I discovered that Reginald had abandoned his old home and is now taking up residence where the other spider used to live! Which seems kind of weird to me but that little guy can do whatever he wants I guess. It's harder to get clear pictures of him here though. 
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Oct 17, 2015 00:03
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OctoberBlues posted:Well, it seems Reginald was a fan of me killing that other spider. hes protesting you murdering his brother there.... you monster....
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Oct 17, 2015 00:23
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Nah, it was a different species of spider, which is why it's weird (to me) that Reginald has taken over it's web. Him and that other dude weren't ever going to have any kind of positive interaction.
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Oct 17, 2015 00:30
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fuckin lazy rear end spiders man. yeah i can literally make a home for myself with my rear end but no let me just take over this other one cause fuckit effort
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Oct 17, 2015 01:22
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OctoberBlues posted:Nah, it was a different species of spider, which is why it's weird (to me) that Reginald has taken over it's web. Him and that other dude weren't ever going to have any kind of positive interaction.  lookin at these two you might swear up and down that they're different species but nope, male and female of the same species you probably killed regina and now reginald is moping around the web he was going to share with her and their 2k beautiful children 
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Oct 17, 2015 02:54
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it's high time the OP was charged with spider crime
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Oct 17, 2015 02:55
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:
Those are at least the same shape though. This spider was weirdly oval shaped, I thought it was a baby centipede at first - I highly doubt it and Reginald were even in the same family of spiders. Even if you were right, it's not like Reginald is hurting for mates, he'd probably be going out with one of his side-spides tonight.
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Oct 17, 2015 03:01
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god drat it octoberblues, you better make sure to send me your address so i can take care of regi when these guys end up charging you with spider crime and you go to spider prison
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Oct 17, 2015 15:51
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My toilet spider is called Heronymus. He is a Wolfspider and his body about 3cm big, with cute fuzzy legs. Reginald is a good name for a spider, congrats! Post good spider names ITT.
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Oct 17, 2015 18:23
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mods ban this piece of poo poo
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Oct 17, 2015 18:26
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It's day 9 of Reginald watch! As you can see, he has made himself at home in this new web, and he is sprawled out and chilling. It's a bit more of a pain in the rear end to get a picture of him in the new spot, perhaps that is why he moved, being that extra foot out of the way might have seemed advantageous to our little buddy.
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Oct 18, 2015 00:58
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OctoberBlues posted:It's day 9 of Reginald watch! As you can see, he has made himself at home in this new web, and he is sprawled out and chilling. It's a bit more of a pain in the rear end to get a picture of him in the new spot, perhaps that is why he moved, being that extra foot out of the way might have seemed advantageous to our little buddy. You better hope to god he stays safe
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Oct 18, 2015 07:12
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gnarlyhotep posted:You better hope to god he stays safe
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Oct 18, 2015 07:15
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i would like to announce the reginald the spider fan art contest. if you draw fan art of reginald your reward is you will not be eaten when our little guy gets bigger
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Oct 18, 2015 19:15
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Reginald has once again positioned himself in a way that makes it hard to take a picture but here he is, probably plotting my demise.
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Oct 19, 2015 01:12
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I remeber watching something on discovery channel back in the day about either alien worlds or what might happen in the far future after humans are long gone and the segment was about spiders. They would start being communal at some point like ants and grow to football size or larger with webs that would stretch from one side of a canyon to the other to catch large prey. It was awesome and a little scary. Also they would develop shiny exoskeletons to blind flying prey.
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Oct 19, 2015 01:23
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OctoberBlues posted:Nah, it was a different species of spider, which is why it's weird (to me) that Reginald has taken over it's web. Him and that other dude weren't ever going to have any kind of positive interaction. Do u have andy idea how arachnophobic u sound right now? Jesus...
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Reginald is really stretching out tonight, he looks healthy and strong.
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