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a shameful spider
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Avocados posted:I hope Reginald has sex with OP's girlfriend. hell yeah let it happen OP so we can have spider human hybrids that will loving own
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Nov 3, 2015 11:58
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Apparently spiders can live for a couple years although they usually die after some bangin.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:52
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I hope reggie decides to be celibate so he can live forever
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Nov 3, 2015 22:46
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I wonder what little Reginald is up to this evening. 
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Nov 4, 2015 00:37
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he's dying in a house fire, OP. why did you leave him. why did you leeeeeeave
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Nov 4, 2015 00:49
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He's probably being evicted from his web by larger spiders. The other spiders in the house won't forget about their friend you murdered OP. Expect to get pics of your dead spider friend from an anonymous contact.
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Nov 4, 2015 17:01
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I spoke to Reggie. He said he was just chillin' and watching Netflix. Your house is going to be a loving sticky wreck. God knows he can pull mad tail.
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Nov 4, 2015 17:19
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Jack2142 posted:Apparently spiders can live for a couple years although they usually die after some bangin. Male spoders tend to die after tgeir adulthood molt. Their sex organs are in their pedipalps and they get bigger after spider puberty. Unfortunately this means that they can't escape a molt as an adult.
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Nov 4, 2015 18:00
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quote:Reginald the spider Improbable Lobster posted:spoders I loving KNEW IT, this is all an elaborate PG Wodehouse reference!! gently caress you, OP, for making us believe in this spider e: i have been informed the character's name is Roderick Spode. please ignore my outburst
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Nov 4, 2015 18:11
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your outburst will not be forgiven, i am afraid pope reginald might have to excommunicate you
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Nov 4, 2015 18:12
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OP why dont youtake this time to research regnialds specific species so that you can get a better understanding what makes him tick?
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Nov 4, 2015 18:25
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Smash it Smash hit posted:OP why dont youtake this time to research regnialds specific species so that you can get a better understanding what makes him tick? I didn't have any idea what he might be, but someone earlier mentioned a cobweb spider, and that seems about right. I would like to do some more research on that... Oh, also, I am back and Reginald is way the gently caress on the outskirts of his web, he probably had to quick run back to his web when he heard the door opening. God only knows what I'll find... Picture of our buddy Reginald coming soon! edit: Cobweb spiders apparently live 1-3 years, so if that is what Reginald is, he has a long and prosperous life ahead of him. Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 01:06
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Look at this magnificent SOB!
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Nov 5, 2015 02:57
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Rock on you crazy spider
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Nov 5, 2015 03:36
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:I loving KNEW IT, this is all an elaborate PG Wodehouse reference!! I forgive you, but PG Wodehouse is cool and Reginald agrees.
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Nov 5, 2015 03:56
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Improbable Lobster posted:Male spoders tend to die after tgeir adulthood molt. Their sex organs are in their pedipalps and they get bigger after spider puberty. Unfortunately this means that they can't escape a molt as an adult. A lot of spider species insert then detach their pedipalps when they mate. That's right, they gently caress so righteously that they literally break their poo poo off in a girl.
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Nov 5, 2015 04:43
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Node posted:What a piece of poo poo. gently caress you Reginald. I'm with this guy. Never trust a spider.
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Nov 5, 2015 04:55
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Retail Slave posted:I'm with this guy. Never trust a spider. I will be respectful because I recognize you from SAS, but Reginald is not that kind of spider. He is a cool and good spider.
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Nov 5, 2015 05:09
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Hey Reginald. Soon. Node fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 05:11
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Someone ban this triggering filth ^^^ My cousin drove me to the mall today and I noticed that there was a spider web on his wing mirror while we were speeding on the freeway. I said to him I said "hey you got a spider over there" and he replied that it was Baxter the spider, and he'd been living in the mirror for the last month. Another cousin who was in the front was smoking and ashed out the window, and his ash got caught in the spider web. At 90km/hr Baxter came out to suck the disoolved juices out of whatever fell in his web and was disappointed to discover it was cigarette ash. However he didn't look dumb since it was metal that he did it at highway speed.
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Nov 5, 2015 05:40
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Node posted:Hey Reginald. lol yeah I'll be glad to stomp your rear end with the ban boot
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Nov 5, 2015 09:07
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I'm about to take this thread to a whole new level. First off, I apologize, I started taking pictures of Reginald without the flash because I was afraid it might freak him out and he doesn't deserve that. After the first couple times doing this, I didn't even think about it again and kept taking non flash pictures. Well, tonight I accidentally took a picture with the flash and Reginald didn't give a single gently caress. And it produced a picture that is like 1080p compared to those non flash pictures. So here, have your first "real" look at Reginald: 
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Nov 6, 2015 04:20
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Reginald can handle the paparazzi. How big is he? It's hard to get a sense of scale from the photos. He looks about an inch long, is that pretty close?
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Nov 6, 2015 06:47
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Wild T posted:Reginald can handle the paparazzi. Nah, he looks about the width of the grout between the tile. I'm guessing 1/4" or so. Rob Haldorson fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Nov 6, 2015 |
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Nov 6, 2015 09:59
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Yeah, Reginald is a tiny little dude, I'd say 1/4" sounds about right.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:08
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The paparazzi? Bitch please, Reggie could handle a Kardashian.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:18
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just wanted to say congrats on your bomb rear end spider op
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Nov 6, 2015 20:29
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I'm centipede man I will release my house centipedes into your home! PREPARE YOURSELF.
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Nov 6, 2015 20:38
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Reginald is not afraid of your centipedes. He will use his halloween costume to trick them into thinking he is a centipede and then when they least expect it he will strike!
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Nov 6, 2015 20:49
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drat good spide OP
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Nov 6, 2015 21:18
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Reginald is sure enjoying all of the love from the thread. To show his appreciation, he did a little dance for you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU5o785OpFg
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Nov 6, 2015 21:35
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OctoberBlues posted:Reginald is sure enjoying all of the love from the thread. To show his appreciation, he did a little dance for you all. damnit reggie, ur so cool
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Nov 6, 2015 21:50
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Reginald is kind of tired after his dancing, so he's just relaxing tonight.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:03
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OctoberBlues posted:Reginald is sure enjoying all of the love from the thread. To show his appreciation, he did a little dance for you all. !!!!
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Nov 7, 2015 03:36
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I have a centipede in my apartment but it is not as chill as Reginald. The first time I saw it I made it a deal, that I would let it stay (and live) if it kept out of my sight. But I have seen it multiple times since then and done nothing so now this centipede probably thinks it can walk all over me. What if it actually walks all over me? 
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Nov 7, 2015 06:10
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hate hoot posted:I have a centipede in my apartment but it is not as chill as Reginald. The first time I saw it I made it a deal, that I would let it stay (and live) if it kept out of my sight. But I have seen it multiple times since then and done nothing so now this centipede probably thinks it can walk all over me. It probably does while you are sleeping. Centipedes are considered good house insects because they eat all other insects, but that means your centipede might be eating what could be your Reginald. I think we can all agree that spiders are superior to centipedes, right? I mean, it's not even close...
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Nov 7, 2015 06:14
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I dunno man, spiders, 8 legs, centipedes, ??? a fuckload don't even get started on millipedes
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Nov 7, 2015 06:21
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Spiders should be judged not by their number of legs, but by the content of their character.
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OctoberBlues posted:that means your centipede might be eating what could be your Reginald. I have a spider too, I think. It sometimes rapels down from the ceiling on a single filament and tries to land on my laptop. I think it might be trying to post on the forums.
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