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your buttcrack. so for the first 20 years of my life only the outside part of my butt was washed
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go wax your mangina
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Oct 11, 2015 00:59
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this thread smells like rear end
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Oct 11, 2015 01:00
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bad parenting, me thinks.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:01
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I'm very thorough about cleaning my buttcrack, I usually stick an entire bar of soap into it and leave it there for months
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Oct 11, 2015 01:01
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what type of soap like perfumey lady soap
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Oct 11, 2015 01:02
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Hey OP. It's Saturday night and I just read your post about not cleaning your buttcrack. I'm going to kill myself now.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:02
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Cry Havoc posted:what type of soap
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Oct 11, 2015 01:04
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Lowtax posted:I'm very thorough about cleaning my buttcrack, I usually stick an entire bar of soap into it and leave it there for months I like to insert the soap in and out of my buttcrack over and over again until I pass out.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:05
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Lowtax posted:I find that Dove brand soap bars lodge themselves in my anus with the greatest of ease
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Oct 11, 2015 01:06
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You smell, op. Hope this helps.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:12
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I find that the micro-vibrations of the clarisonic brush produce the best butt crack cleanse without damaging the delicate skin of the p-zone (perianal area).
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Oct 11, 2015 01:30
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Lowtax posted:I'm very thorough about cleaning my buttcrack, I usually stick an entire bar of soap into it and leave it there for months how the gently caress does your poop not push it out
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Oct 11, 2015 01:32
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Hotels took out the center of soaps to cut down on wasted soap, good on them. Donut soap is the future.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:32
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gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:your buttcrack. so for the first 20 years of my life only the outside part of my butt was washed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
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Oct 11, 2015 01:32
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that's really gross if you don't wash your crack, then my advice is you should start doing that today. imagine having sex with someone and realising they have a bad rear end smell of dung coming out from their crevasses. that would even send a good relationship to the ground.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:33
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Wow OP what did you think these were for?
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Oct 11, 2015 01:33
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Bismuth posted:Wow OP what did you think these were for? my pisshole
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Oct 11, 2015 01:34
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Bismuth posted:Wow OP what did you think these were for? Nefarious posted:my pisshole you guys should click my link
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Oct 11, 2015 01:35
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Y'all ever start washing your buttcrack but somehow one of your girlfriend's really long hairs has gotten entangled in your buttcrack hair and you have to extend your arm out to full length to pull it out? poo poo sucks
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Oct 11, 2015 01:36
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this is a good man. a sensible man.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:37
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My crack is horizontal
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Oct 11, 2015 01:38
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What I like to do is jam a washcloth on the tip of my power drill and whirl that baby around for a few minutes. It gets my butt clean as a whistle.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:42
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real_slime posted:this is a good man. a sensible man. the one who's coming Elisabeth
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Oct 11, 2015 01:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the one who's coming Elisabeth haha
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Oct 11, 2015 01:46
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Nefarious posted:how the gently caress does your poop not push it out A good trick is to maintain a high enough dietary intake of soap that you are essentially just pushing it out with more soap. As a bonus you'll be passively cleaning your toilet every time you poop, which leaves you with more time to spend on what's important: working on your anal hygiene.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:55
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That full Redd Foxx concert is great. We can "wipe out" Trench rear end in our lifetime!
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Oct 12, 2015 06:15
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I didn't know I was supposed to wash my rear end in a top hat until I was like in my late teens. I mean, your rear end in a top hat is a naughty place where icky poop comes from right why would I touch the naughtyplace that has residual ickypoop? Anyway the taboo wore off quickly after the first time I poo poo myself.
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Oct 12, 2015 06:24
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ffs you're not supposed to wash your butthole. butts are supposed to stink
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Oct 12, 2015 06:34
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i have to wash my arsecrack at least three times a day because its so hot and i have hyperhidrosis and its a real medical condition stop judging me. i usually do this in the sink after making a sandwich, or making some cereal if its breakfast. the sandwich is usually for lunch. i might cook some steak (palm sized) and microwave some frozen vegetables, buit this is only if it is the last meal of the day. i dont often mix these things up but some times i might if im feeling silly, or a little bit plucky. i might talk in a funny voice and thank myself for making a meal for myself. im a bit random ha ha ha
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Oct 12, 2015 06:51
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oh the joke was going to be that i washed my arse int the sink but the other people that live in the house were getting disgusted by my actions but i got sidetracked and typed about other things. well anyway i hope you liked this not made up at all stpry. bye
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Oct 12, 2015 06:53
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Hey pipe up if you've ever met anyone who has a bidet in their home. How loving uptight do you have to be to specifically purchase a bidet, have it installed, and use it? Wash your rear end in the shower like everyone else you loving puss mound.
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Oct 12, 2015 07:05
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Lowtax posted:I find that Dove brand soap bars lodge themselves in my anus with the greatest of ease You should use that soap on a rope, then it'll be like a woman with the tampon string hanging out of her vag except its your butthole.
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Oct 12, 2015 07:16
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Do you guys ever wash your butt with your loofa scrubby thing, then wash your face? drat it its like pouring cereal over milk.
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Oct 12, 2015 07:29
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I had my buttcrack stitched up after being cleansed so it never has to be cleaned anymore. I just poop out of a hole with no crack.
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Oct 12, 2015 07:31
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gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:your buttcrack. so for the first 20 years of my life only the outside part of my butt was washed well at least you know now some people don't
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Oct 12, 2015 07:39
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i'm bringing positivity back to gbs no more cynical irony
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Oct 12, 2015 07:39
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Lowtax posted:I'm very thorough about cleaning my buttcrack, I usually stick an entire bar of soap into it and leave it there for months do you blow soap bubbles when you fart?
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Oct 12, 2015 07:41
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Until today I had no idea anyone could have not realised you should wash that place poop comes from. What the gently caress people.
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The Wizard of Poz posted:Until today I had no idea anyone could have not realised you should wash that place poop comes from. What the gently caress people. he didn't know you had to GET UP IN THERE like a couple trying to spice things up
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