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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
They're new found wild skepticism about the game is the equivalent of their initial over-enthusiasm!

Why do goons have to go between these extremes?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

starry skies above posted:

They're new found wild skepticism about the game is the equivalent of their initial over-enthusiasm!

Why do goons have to go between these extremes?

gently caress you. that's why

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
what's star citizen?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
More like Shart Shitizany.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hundreds of goons were extremely excited by the zybourne clock without irony. Everything goes like this.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

Hundreds of goons were extremely excited by the zybourne clock without irony. Everything goes like this.

More like Gayborn Cock

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
hmmm do I give my money to the imaginary spaceship computer game or the racist alabama hot dog man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

hmmm do I give my money to the imaginary spaceship computer game or the racist alabama hot dog man

just keep it son

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

hmmm do I give my money to the imaginary spaceship computer game or the racist alabama hot dog man

More like Poopy's Hog Louse.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
pretty sure the OP donated

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

pretty sure the OP donated

More like doughnutted (ate a doughnut).

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

pretty sure the OP donated

Yes, I did. Just today, but merely for $45.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

over-enthusiasm means you have to wait for the good thing. with skepticism, you can get all your mean-spirited joy asap.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
More like skeptijism.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

More like skeptijism.

the more you be a jerk. the less we see our people

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va5A_fx3mb4

Yannos
Aug 4, 2006

You shall fetch me your universe's ultimate cup of coffee.Black. You have five earth minutes ... Make it Perfect!

the gently caress? they actually used money to get A-list celebs to voice and mocap for their nerdy spacegame. Good investment IMO.
wonder how many imaginary space shuttles they had to sell for that

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the more you be a jerk. the less we see our people

What's this from?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Yannos posted:

the gently caress? they actually used money to get A-list celebs to voice and mocap for their nerdy spacegame. Good investment IMO.
wonder how many imaginary space shuttles they had to sell for that

Don't forget that they also built their own mo-cap studio for their FPS module, then abandoned it to go to the Imaginarium, a motion capture VFX studio that's done work for Avengers sequel and the upcoming Star Wars film, and use their mo-cap facilities.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

What's this from?

its from I'm gonna go to sleep

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

its from I'm gonna go to sleep

More like blow two sheep.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

hmmm do I give my money to the imaginary spaceship computer game or the racist alabama hot dog man

I vote for the $400 half blow job from a Vegas hooker

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
drat applewhite ur on a roll! lol!

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

over-enthusiasm means you have to wait for the good thing. with skepticism, you can get all your mean-spirited joy asap.

Incisive comment.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Hundreds of goons were extremely excited by the zybourne clock without irony. Everything goes like this.

all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

time is a fat circle

www
Aug 4, 2010

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

time is a fat circle

whens the next genocide

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

it sounds like things are falling apart for RSI but will i still be able to hang out in my $500 ship parked in the hangar

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i sure am tired of all these star wars

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
I think star citizen is pretty stupid

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
there is no way this game is going to live up to the hype

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

we dont run this place, but we have a relationship with the people who do

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
there's this thing called "vision", op. if a vision is impossible to realize with the available resources, it will never become reality

the reason why star citizen is having trouble is because the project leader's vision is disconnected from reality in this way, unlike, for example, the hot dog dreams of an immensely down to earth alabamian

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Are there mounts?

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
people get overexcited by all manner of things on this website, which is why so many funny things happen here

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

hmmm do I give my money to the imaginary spaceship computer game or the racist alabama hot dog man
i lost all my money in the great lf pants scam of '09

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

LOL at goons still thinking that Star Citizen is just a scam. Citizen Con proved undeniably that Chris has a strong vision and the team necessary to bring it to live.

I bet most of you are already regretting your refunds. Personally I can't wait to fly my Constellation (the millenium falcon of Star Citizen) in the Verse.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
We're all adults here. We all understand that in real-life, throughout the ages, when a ship was boarded by pirates, or when pirates raided a coastal village, rape was simply part of the deal. I wouldn't be bringing this up if it weren't for the promise of FPS combat, during boarding operations. I personally believe that a short animation (nothing X-rated) that simply suggests your avatar is being sexually defiled would add to the harsh consequences of losing. Harsh consequences is something that is absent from most MMOs and it's something that we all desire. A little humiliation, combined by some serious smack talk from the perpetrators, would really make me think twice about traveling through pirate-space without an escort. I mean, we're all very comfortable with the idea of MURDERING other players, which is what happens when you blow up other spaceships. Surely, what I'm proposing is less morally questionable?

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
i was looking at the ships just to lol at the $1k price tags but most of them have "Waiting for resources to start modeling" as their status

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Flesh Forge posted:

We're all adults here. We all understand that in real-life, throughout the ages, when a ship was boarded by pirates, or when pirates raided a coastal village, rape was simply part of the deal. I wouldn't be bringing this up if it weren't for the promise of FPS combat, during boarding operations. I personally believe that a short animation (nothing X-rated) that simply suggests your avatar is being sexually defiled would add to the harsh consequences of losing. Harsh consequences is something that is absent from most MMOs and it's something that we all desire. A little humiliation, combined by some serious smack talk from the perpetrators, would really make me think twice about traveling through pirate-space without an escort. I mean, we're all very comfortable with the idea of MURDERING other players, which is what happens when you blow up other spaceships. Surely, what I'm proposing is less morally questionable?

Space Rape for president in 2016

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