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you motehre fuckers wont see it but its in front of your face right now
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Oct 11, 2015 08:42
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apple already invented a car back in 2004 it made my honda fit as a secret experiment
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Oct 11, 2015 08:42
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nobody knows this
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Oct 11, 2015 08:42
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except for you right now so fuckers.... when apple releases a car but its not made by apple but another like lexus is to toyota brand name sister thing we;re not going to see an apple car but magnolious car? yes
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Oct 11, 2015 08:43
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Oct 11, 2015 08:47
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its gonna be under the apple brand OP
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Oct 11, 2015 10:36
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only an idiot wouldnt use the iconic and extremely well liked $170 billion brand
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Oct 11, 2015 10:37
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my goodness, my branding!
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Oct 11, 2015 14:09
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protip: debadge all cars. no sense in giving up free horsepowers.
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Oct 11, 2015 14:10
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cremnob posted:only an idiot wouldnt use the iconic and extremely well liked $170 billion brand except apple makes iWatches and nanopods face it - this is the truth.
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Oct 11, 2015 18:23
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what the hell are you talking about
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Oct 11, 2015 18:28
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when the apple car gets really low NHTSA crash ratings timb will say... ...youre crashing it wrong!
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Oct 11, 2015 18:32
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PleasureKevin posted:what the hell are you talking about whwn apple finally release a car, iotll be under a different brand
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Oct 11, 2015 19:17
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the lomarf car ftw
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Oct 11, 2015 19:45
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uve gotta buy a propriety plug to put gas in ur lomarf car. haha
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Oct 11, 2015 19:45
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steering wheel? try click wheel.
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Oct 11, 2015 19:45
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instead of safety belts the entire car is surrounded by a suicide net that catches you if you're thrown out of the vehicle
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Oct 11, 2015 19:49
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regular mechanics can't work on it, you have to take it in to the apple store for an iTuneup
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Oct 11, 2015 19:49
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fuckin lomarf
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Oct 11, 2015 19:56
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:instead of safety belts the entire car is surrounded by a suicide net that catches you if you're thrown out of the vehicle MALE SHOEGAZE posted:regular mechanics can't work on it, you have to take it in to the apple store for an iTuneup
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Oct 11, 2015 19:56
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the lomarf car comes in 3 colors. space grey, midnight black, and rose gold
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Oct 11, 2015 19:57
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you can add apple care to the lomarf car for 999999999999999999999 dollars/month
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Oct 11, 2015 19:57
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it's actually just a vw bug or jetta. i mean what else would it be?
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Oct 11, 2015 20:01
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the lomarf car has built in siri autodriver that only takes you to 2 locations. the nearest whole foods and yoga studio
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Oct 11, 2015 20:02
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it uses a proprietary fuel nozzle for no reason at all, but everyone wants to support the icar so now every gas station has a stupid useless pump that only works on one car also the pumps used to be cool but they replaced them with a bad one that always falls out
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Oct 11, 2015 20:04
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the apple car is driverless; it uses kernel extension s instead
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Oct 11, 2015 20:05
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the lomarf car is "twice as fast" but nobody knows what that means
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Oct 11, 2015 20:07
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the lomarf car is the thinnest ever, but it bends with normal use.
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Oct 11, 2015 20:08
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it comes in three editions: a mini, a mid sized family car, and a 18-wheel commercial freight vehicle that is nonetheless stylish and featureful and entirely inappropriate for long range trucking.
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Oct 11, 2015 20:12
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:the apple car is driverless; it uses kernel extension s instead
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Oct 19, 2015 03:14
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lolmarf
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Oct 19, 2015 03:38
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one pedal 
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Oct 19, 2015 07:56
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you strap your foot in and pull for acceleration and push for break
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Oct 19, 2015 08:03
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Now I've been on the internet for about twenty years and I've seen it all. poo poo son, I've seen a grown rear end man dressed like a little girl playing a bass guitar and singing a song about how drinking milk will make his boobs grow in korean before chugging so much milk he had to vomit. I've seen gore poop blood guts gore piss poo poo puke gore in almost every single combination possible, strung out into horrifying situations that are nothing less than an all out assault on sanity. I've seen drawings of giant bugs molesting little girls, diseases grown rampant over all parts human and animal that I know to exist. People ingesting poop, puking the poop back out, putting the puked out poop back in their mouths. I've seen live eels pass through the digestive track of human beings, inanimate objects being stuck up holes they have no business being stuck up. Time and time again I have expanded my consciousness and eroded my soul by exposing myself to the most vile and abominable concepts the collective human race has been able to dream up. And yet, all that pales in comparison to the dead-eyed look of devilish delight that guy has in this video. I am convinced he is a demon that has driven this young woman mad and is mocking us all by putting her on display. He feeds off her madness and taunts us by showing the tiniest hint of his true form. Look into his eyes as she pleasures him, look and behold Beelzebub himself, the mad and joyful imp, feeding for all to see.
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Oct 19, 2015 09:36
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It'll be under the Beats brand and have massive speakers in the back
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Oct 19, 2015 10:33
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you could have the car apple wished it could build today, the tesla model s
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Oct 19, 2015 13:16
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the car's gonna be made entirely out of anodized aluminum and gorilla glass with plastic antenna lines
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Oct 19, 2015 16:58
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gas
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Oct 19, 2015 16:59
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electricity actually! its the way oif the future!
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Oct 19, 2015 17:09
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