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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Uranus :cool:

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Congratulations on making a really funny thread.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'd destroy the earth because gently caress people

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

gently caress this gay rear end earth

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mentioned this in another thread, but i think its really wierd that we arent asking more questions about what happened to the planet that used to be between mars and jupiter. i mean it pretty much has to be a comet or something that literally destroyed the entire planet that our forefathers lived on before they colonized earth. i wonder if thats what the egyptions are hiding

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i would destroy one of the recently discovered exoplanets

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
If I could destroy one op it'd be

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think pluto should still be a planet. especially now that we "discovered" water there. seems like they were a little hasty demoting it to "planetoid" i mean who cares? is the moon a "planetoid"? scientists are such morons

ktvrxiii
Oct 14, 2012
since uranus is already taken, I would destroy the sun because its the biggest planet

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Jupiter

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
you cant blow up planets they are too big

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
alderaan

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
gently caress that gay planet.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thats no moon....

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

i think pluto should still be a planet. especially now that we "discovered" water there. seems like they were a little hasty demoting it to "planetoid" i mean who cares? is the moon a "planetoid"? scientists are such morons

when you think about it, planets are just moons for stars

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

i think pluto should still be a planet. especially now that we "discovered" water there. seems like they were a little hasty demoting it to "planetoid" i mean who cares? is the moon a "planetoid"? scientists are such morons

If we let Pluto back in we gotta let Eris in.

And I know my mythology, you don't invite that bitch to parties, she wrecks everything. She wrecks everything even if she's not invited, but still.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

If we let Pluto back in we gotta let Eris in.

And I know my mythology, you don't invite that bitch to parties, she wrecks everything. She wrecks everything even if she's not invited, but still.

the problem with your brain seems to be happening again

www
Aug 4, 2010

Earth

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Then we'd have to let planet Nibiru in too.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Testikles posted:

Then we'd have to let planet Nibiru in too.

Good. Good.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd destroy OPs mom

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Urf, just so I could get rid of Will Smiths character from ID4.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

symbolic posted:

i'd destroy the earth because gently caress people

DisgracelandUSA posted:

gently caress this gay rear end earth


Earth. :cool:

Everyone on it is stupid and a piece of poo poo

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Do you guys think maybe in the far future that blowing up planets and asteroids in the spaceship equivalent of a pick-up truck is going to be fun for brainless astro-hicks?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Who is this human being?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

For me it would be your mom, OP

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I love Earth, but the compassionate thing would be to put it down.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

the issue with scifi and space exploration is that we focus so much on exploiting what's beyond earth when we have a perfectly fine planet here to destroy first

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

whichever exoplanet is the likeliest candidate for life. don't gently caress with earthlings

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Jupiter. Big gay rear end gas giant. I'mma dissipate you Jupiter, you hear me?!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
let's destroy Jupiter just to see what happens

like light a lil black hole at its core

whatcha gonna fukken do now, europa?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

attempt no landing

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Congratulations OP, you're the first person ever to have made that joke :bravo:

guidoanselmi posted:

the issue with scifi and space exploration is that we focus so much on exploiting what's beyond earth when we have a perfectly fine planet here to destroy first

You're missing the point, why destroy just one planet when we could destroy like six?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Oh it's like anal haha


Pisss

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what planet would you raise from the dead?

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

I would destroy Mercury to make everyone shut up about how the retrograde was "harshing their mellow".

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

the planet of the apes

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i took your mom on an adventure to planet gently caress

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