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glasses-idiot
Oct 23, 2014

please stop yelling at my pregnant wife
i need the quick and easy fix for this headache and I mean soon.
Reports are due and I think my boss saw me checking Grindr during a meeting.
Also writing the phrase "butt-shirt" over and over again in my reporter's notebook.

give me the squeeze gbs.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

trepanning

Grei Skuring
Sep 12, 2011

:norway::thumbsup:
Eat a tub of black salve

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Self inflicted gunshot wound to the head

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
you probably have one of these in your brain OP

:nms:
https://youtu.be/ewO1jz2kQxc?t=37
:nms:

glasses-idiot
Oct 23, 2014

please stop yelling at my pregnant wife

Grei Skuring posted:

Eat a tub of black salve

googling for it on amazon but all i get is the word cancer in thick and bold text with a wide k e r n i n g. would pomade work as good

glasses-idiot
Oct 23, 2014

please stop yelling at my pregnant wife

olaf2022 posted:

you probably have one of these in your brain OP

:nms:
https://youtu.be/ewO1jz2kQxc?t=37
:nms:

brain energy converging into thick and cloudy "milk-sphere" is plausible. i will ask my Imam of the spiritual implications of thuis.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

do a whole bunch of cocaine op. fix you right up

glasses-idiot
Oct 23, 2014

please stop yelling at my pregnant wife

poopzilla posted:

do a whole bunch of cocaine op. fix you right up

i took 200mg modafinil in the AM as well as a porcelain mug o' joe and it just t'aint doin' naught but worsenin' my brain-pain

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like nanites, op. try drinking some antifreeze every night before bed until ur organs shut down

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2jRDNtnc48&t=145s

Feel better soon.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Melmac posted:

Self inflicted gunshot wound to the head

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

:420:

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glasses-idiot
Oct 23, 2014

please stop yelling at my pregnant wife

:420: did and does me dirty everytime. i pepped up after a quick n' frisky convo with a subordinate about "pop" culture and now i have enough gas to get to the finish line. i am still at work even though it is dark out and when i get home i will nurse a mix of jack and gatorade while listening to funny manmn dan harmon talk about his pitch black soul, shriveled baby cock and man-sized balls and ballsack via his PODcast.

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