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I live in a pretty haunted house, which is cool and all, but this ghost lets call him Barry (because thats his name) keeps spookin all my hot dates away. I'm 39 (a virgin too btw) and I blame barry for my unsuccessful charmings of kindly lady folk  Any advice on how i can sort this problem out. none of that go to the gym crap either please also any sexy females reading gget in touch lol
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Oct 12, 2015 22:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emFjPoYV050
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Oct 12, 2015 22:40
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dude you have the solution right in your loving lap. offer people the chance to see your ghost for $5 (hike the rates up when word spreads so you can make poo poo more elaborate in the place too), then when you're rich buy a new house that is ghost free and you can have all the girls you want because you're rich. you'll have to keep visiting your ghost at least once a week probably though so he doesn't follow you to your new house
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Oct 12, 2015 22:46
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gently caress the ghost
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Oct 12, 2015 22:47
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Broenheim posted:gently caress the ghost
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Oct 12, 2015 22:50
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Broenheim posted:gently caress the ghost bustin' makes me feel good
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Oct 12, 2015 23:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks_VmFWBVvo
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Oct 12, 2015 23:12
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Hi im a ghost, but not Barry, but could i give you suggestion? Kill yourself and hang out with Barry. He is p lonely and would like your company.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:14
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Invite Ke$ha to your house to have sex with the ghost
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Oct 12, 2015 23:15
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Broenheim posted:gently caress the ghost This was going to be my suggestion no matter what the OP said
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Oct 12, 2015 23:17
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you need a russian- or serbian-orthodox exorcism ASAP. do NOT call a catholic or greek-orthodox exorcist, those are all quacks.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:17
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in my experience cats are very perceptive and they can detect even the slightest perturbation. All of the horror movies about haunted houses ive seen the people could be saved by having several cats in every room that would alert them to any danger at any time. Fill your home with cats and the ghosts will never be able to scare anyone because a cat will always be staring at them and making them feel uncomfortable and they will have to leave to go to another house.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:21
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:bustin' makes me feel good 
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Oct 12, 2015 23:23
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kill yourself and when you are a ghost ask it to go away
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Oct 12, 2015 23:23
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stay safe murder ghost
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Oct 12, 2015 23:30
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ThePriceIsRight posted:kill yourself and when you are a ghost ask it to go away Don't do this, OP. You have a physical claim on the house but the ghost has the spiritual claim. He was there first, and if you die in it you either have to work for him (as a lesser ghost) or find a new place. You can't get around it. Either he'll force you to do it, because he's more powerful (experience plus connection to the territory) or he will get a ghost lawyer. Ghost law will side with him on this, no question.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:31
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btw op i dont think the ghost is the source of your girl troubles
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Oct 12, 2015 23:31
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Imagine how many titties ghosts get to discretely see on a daily basis.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:32
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OP, ghosts can look like how they did when they died, but they can change form to scare you. Convince Barry you're really scared of attractive women who want to do things to your penis and butt.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:34
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:bustin' makes me feel good
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Oct 12, 2015 23:39
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Oct 12, 2015 23:39
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the spookiest part is how this uses jpg as an extension when it's clearly a gif 
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Oct 12, 2015 23:41
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poverty ghost didn't stay safe 
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Oct 12, 2015 23:42
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Ratjaculation posted:I live in a pretty haunted house, which is cool and all, but this ghost lets call him Barry (because thats his name) keeps spookin all my hot dates away. I'm 39 (a virgin too btw) and I blame barry for my unsuccessful charmings of kindly lady folk so you're blaming President Barrack Obama for your lady problems? ooh it's this kind of thread
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Oct 12, 2015 23:45
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Gotta bring barry home a lady ghost.
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Oct 13, 2015 00:22
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Some good advice in this thread. Barry is spookin out on Netflix at the mo will talk to him in a bit
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