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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
itt stories of idiot westerners who join isis

most of these ppl are huge nerds who die lol



quote:

...two months after his disappearance, he contacted his family to tell them he was in Iraq training for a "martyrdom mission" with a suicide vest.

He later called again to say he was "too scared to do it and he prefers being a soldier" and was planning to travel to Syria.

Bitch couldnt even blow himself up LOL

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I wish the libtards in D&D would nut up and join ISIL and blow themselves up.

Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>



kid is most definitely being passed around for his boy pussy. inshallah

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

most of these ppl are huge nerds who die lol

Don't worry, these western imperialist dogs' heads will be on stakes as soon as they don't need them for propaganda value.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
its actually called Daesh because calling a brutal Islamic fundamentalist terrorist group Islamic is inaccurate

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

post the fat white guy that got blown up

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Parallax Scroll posted:

post the fat white guy that got blown up

ya id like to know this

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Scientologists > westerners who convert to islam

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Such a ridiculous waste of life, it's literally 'i dont like place i am, so people who hate place i am the most are good' logic

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what a bunch of morans

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

post the fat white guy that got blown up

rude to talk about vilerat like that

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I was told it stood for "Icecream Sundae International Luncheon" so I really had no choice. I should have know though, ice cream is not one word.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Thought this was a thread for westerners who joined ISIL, to post in. :(

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
what's ISL? don't you mean ISIS? if you are gonna make a political thread, at least get the names right lmao

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Ork of Fiction posted:

Thought this was a thread for westerners who joined ISIL, to post in. :(

As-salamu alaykum

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

epic fail :D

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
When are you converting gently caress Da Mods?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

someone should do an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt style comedy about this

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
fake and gay

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Jose Oquendo posted:

I wish the libtards in D&D would nut up and join ISIL and blow themselves up.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

i know teenagers aren't smart to begin with but wowwww loving moron retards

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I thought I read that this kid eventually suicide bombed without even killing anyone

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that nerd should've known beta, imo

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

stop being so racist

you should respect the noble islamic traditions

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
No booze? gently caress that. What kind of nerd would join that?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the term "racist"'s got gently caress all to do with culture and isis is a culture that exists solely to hoard power

guns give em power
money gives em power
land gives em power
more men gives em power
women give em babies which grow into men and women, giving em more power

nothing racist about this. isis is a huge pile of poo poo through and through

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Sintax posted:

I thought I read that this kid eventually suicide bombed without even killing anyone

i had read that on some stupid random reply from some stupid random goon, but i couldnt find evidnce of that in my research, someone c/d

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003




The new Soul Asylum album is coming along nicely.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Boinks posted:

The new Soul Asylum album is coming along nicely.

just googled them bc who the gently caress are they and not even close bro :argh:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

thanks for sharing the new york post journalism with us

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



gently caress da Mods posted:

just googled them bc who the gently caress are they and not even close bro :argh:

First: you kids have no taste in music and/or I'm sorry you were still cum in 1993

Second:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
nah just diff taste in music bud :)

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

extra stout posted:

thanks for sharing the new york post journalism with us

sorry, I guess you could pick one of the other 500 news outlets that carried the same story if you don't like NY Post? :shrug:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

quakster posted:

the term "racist"'s got gently caress all to do with culture and isis is a culture that exists solely to hoard power

guns give em power
money gives em power
land gives em power
more men gives em power
women give em babies which grow into men and women, giving em more power

nothing racist about this. isis is a huge pile of poo poo through and through

nope, Islam is a race and if you criticize Islam you are a racist.

Isis is the Islamic State so saying that you think they are bad is like saying Islam is bad. It's super racist and problematic.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do you think like when they are all sitting around bored in their safe houses they ever take turns where like one of the guys would put on a giant blanket like he is in a burka and then all the other guys j*ck off because its like they are looking at a girl but then last guy to finish has to wear the blanket next time?


Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
yes

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Boinks posted:

First: you kids have no taste in music and/or I'm sorry you were still cum in 1993

Second:


That's pretty uncanny

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Flesh Forge posted:

Pregnant Austrian teens in ISIS: We’ve made a huge mistake



I just can not imagine why these two young ladies are not wildly happy living in caves and getting gangraped every few hours :shrug:

I'm the quadcopter ghost in the related articles.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Ban religion, gas world

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