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 play a drat guitar, you hipster! if you insist on playing a four-stringed instrument, at least play the bass. grrr HIPSTERRRRRS!!!
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im gay
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Oct 13, 2015 02:31
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posting in a thread about ukes
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Oct 13, 2015 02:31
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I hated ukuleles before it was cool to do so.
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Oct 13, 2015 02:33
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rolling stones "start me up" on ukulele is pretty funny if you ever get someone to play it for you
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Oct 13, 2015 02:33
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ukuleles are okay, I guess, but I'm more of a balalaika man
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Oct 13, 2015 02:34
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That one song by that gross fat Hawaiian guy was OK I think. But I'm glad he is dead.
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Oct 13, 2015 02:36
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agreed op they and the people who enjoy them are trash
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Oct 13, 2015 02:36
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Oct 13, 2015 02:38
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their the opposite of banjos, the coolest intstrament
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Oct 13, 2015 02:38
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would smash both
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Oct 13, 2015 02:39
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ukes are cool to play in your living room when you are stoned but you must never ever let someone see you play one
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Oct 13, 2015 02:41
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that was then. this is now: 
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Oct 13, 2015 02:42
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Horniest Manticore posted:that was then. this is now: nyc.jpg
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Oct 13, 2015 02:44
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We had a mandatory Ukulele class growing up for "cultural reasons" and I can confirm that it is in fact the gayest of string instruments.
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Oct 13, 2015 02:45
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Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job Now it's a job that just suits me A window cleaner you would be If you can see what I can see When I'm cleanin' windows Honeymoonin' couples too You should see them bill 'n coo You'd be surprised at things they do When I'm cleanin' windows In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll climb this blinkin' ladder Till I get right to the top The blushin' bride, she looks divine The bridegroom he is doin' fine I'd rather have his job than mine When I'm cleanin' windows and so on
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Oct 13, 2015 02:46
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Nuebot posted:We had a mandatory Ukulele class growing up for "cultural reasons" and I can confirm that it is in fact the gayest of string instruments. ukulele = recorder
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Oct 13, 2015 02:46
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oh i'm so cute i play the ukelele  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9QE_QZb_g
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Oct 13, 2015 02:46
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ukelele is played out as an obscure instrument, its all about the dulcimer these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INu3UQ35yVk
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Oct 13, 2015 02:47
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Why are they ok with appropriating hawaiian culture
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Oct 13, 2015 03:00
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why are they ok with appropriating hawaiian culture it's problematic, i agree
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Oct 13, 2015 03:03
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Gotta say thats honestly the gayest thing ive ever heard anyone say bro, but you can have my 5 golden manbabies anyway. Ill be rear end hosed if i didnt just blast a poo poo laughing at that one.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:12
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Gotta say thats honestly the gayest thing ive ever heard anyone say bro, but you can have my 5 golden manbabies anyway. Ill be rear end hosed if i didnt just blast a poo poo laughing at that one. lol thanks bro wanna gently caress
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Oct 13, 2015 03:17
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Ah, the thinking mans mandolin. 
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Oct 13, 2015 03:25
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Horniest Manticore posted:
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Oct 13, 2015 03:27
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Enfield posted:their the opposite of banjos, the coolest intstrament
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Oct 13, 2015 03:30
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Would doubt it would be very hard, the way she's giving the street a show like that just show her how to play two headed boy and you're in like flint
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Oct 13, 2015 03:36
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If Ukuleles are dumb and gay, why are they Steven Universe's instrument of choice? Checkmate, OP.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:39
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Horniest Manticore posted:
I'm the hat.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:40
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everyone i've ever known who uked was insufferable. also it's the primary vector for ironic covers of rap songs.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:44
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I play bass but I'm also an insufferable hipster How do you reconcile this op
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Oct 13, 2015 03:52
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memy posted:I play bass but I'm also an insufferable hipster not all bassists are hipsters. in fact, many if not most are just plain old dorks
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Oct 13, 2015 03:55
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wait are we in 2008 again. I thought the ironic ukulele thing was over with years ago
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Oct 13, 2015 04:37
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ukuleles are good because they make it easy to tell which type of people are insufferable faggots and the answer to that is anyone who would be caught dead playing a ukulele in public when i was in college i took a class on playing the sitar and that is the coolest stringed instrument, ukuleles and banjos get hosed
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Oct 13, 2015 04:45
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dump a load in that scrubs girl then dump one in her uke thereby ruining both things
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Oct 13, 2015 04:47
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its fun to not give a gently caress about ukuleles, but play guitar okay, and when some fool is strumming their uke you're like "hmm lemme see" and you play blues licks on the top three strings because they are the same and you're like "lol i don't even give a gently caress about this toy"
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Oct 13, 2015 05:14
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Can't wait to constantly remind this generation how ugly and stupid they looked in their youth.
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Oct 13, 2015 05:41
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That works because I am a dumb, gay person. Also regular guitars are awkwardly big for me and my short freak arms 
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Oct 13, 2015 05:47
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It's actually cool, OP
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Oct 13, 2015 05:53
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Tendai posted:That works because I am a dumb, gay person. Jus lay down on guitar and strum with toes and do the chords with two hands doi
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